Best.Change.Ever. Some guy named Greg White apparently plays for the Bucs, but you’d never know it because who the fuck could possibly remember such a generic name? Fortunately Mr. White has rectified this problem by changing his name to the Teen Wolf inspired, Stylez White. We salute you, Mr. White, and we encourage all of your teammates to surf on the roof of your automobile.
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/channels inner Simmons
In all seriousness, how was Jami Gertz not a bigger star? I was watching Less Than Zero (1987) the other day, and I’m pretty sure even my 3 year-old self would have ejaculated all over my Transformers underwear during her scenes.
What Would Purple Jesus Do? He’d watch Teen Wolf…bitches.
I <3 Cru Piscitelli
Anyone hear about this Robert Downey Jr. kid? He’s gonna be a star someday, a STAR!
why is every commenter on this blog still stuck in 1985 pop culture? can we please talk about something more current?
/never saw teen wolf.
White then celebrated by discretely exposing his cock amid hundreds of unaware bystanders.
http://www.moviemistakes.com/film1262
dude, i can totally get you tickets to the Cheap Trick show. But it’s gonna cost ya, you know what I’m sayin’?…Fast Times rules! HH@showoffsports.com
@Doc: But he grew up to be the fattest collegiate boxer ever!
/Googles to see if Butterbean went to college
this was always my favorite part.
OK DAD! YOU ASKED FOR IT!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wlD7YLsqYLY
He also changed his middle name to Chubby.
Why I can’t watch Teen Wolf without being overly judgmental about dumb shit:
That fucking fat kid would NEVER be on the basketball team. I don’t care if he has the grace and athleticism of LeBron James, he’s stuck as either a no-pussy-getting linemen on the JV football team or as an outcast perfecting his Atari skills.
They’re finally reprising the Michael J. Fox role for “Teen Wolf 3: Shake, Rattle, and Howl. But Mostly Shake.”
How long until Jeff Garcia changes his name Audrey Griswold?
Greg White then watched Teen Wolf Too and immediately changed his mind.
So he didn’t marry Shyla then?
devin- Here’s the full outfit buying guide via TSB
http://www.founditemclothing.com/halloween/stiles-teen-wolf-costume.html
The only reason he did it was so he could get a keg of beer.
20 years later, I still wish I had that shirt.
Boof Bonser is unimpressed.