FIX YO UGLY!: In a shock of shocks, Joey Porter got into a war of words with the opposing team’s tight end yesterday. In an attempt to make the Huckleberry of Vernon Davis, Porter said the tight end is “the best at being ugly.” Well, what’s Norv Turner the best at, then?

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  1. Upstate Underdog Says:

    Porter then followed with, “u-g-l-y you ain’t got no alibi, you ugly, yeah, yo momma say you ugly.”

  2. WhatWouldPurpleJesusDo Says:

    By the time Singletary is done fucking him, Vernon Davis will be playing Loose End.

  3. Sanchez Says:

    Looking like Keith Richards?

  4. Doc Holliday Says:

    …Looking like a man who walks in on his wife getting twisted out by a large black man?

  5. DeepFriar Says:

    Coming from a guy with the teeth that look like they’ve been used to gnaw on rocks, that’s pretty damn low

  6. Grimey Says:

    Norv is getting fired at the end of the season. His replacement will be Gene Chizik.

  7. Reggie Bush's Pimp Says:

    FIX YO UGLY!

  8. foxxy brown Says:

    “of course he’s ugly he’s from D.C.”

    throw up your hands, motherfucker

    /from D.C.

  9. deafjeff Says:

    Vernon got nothin on Marshawn.

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