I’m disturbed… I expected Ape’s celebration to be far, far more profane and derogatory.
I tip my specimen cup to you, sir. Your team was better.
12.15.08 at 4:07 pm
raining pink tacos
gee looks like the fuckin ravens got it in the ass again by the STEELERS!!! go find some “stab me in the heart” emo songs to wallow away the pain with till next season when we teach you how to play football again. may i suggest welcome to the black parade by MCR?
12.15.08 at 12:16 pm
poop
The Browns are so bad they are actually hoping to bring in someone who can lead them to heartbreaking playoff losses rather than heartbreaking losses in weeks 1-17.
12.15.08 at 11:50 am
georger
Cowher joining the Browns won’t change anything, he won’t even be able to get them to the playoffs to subsequently be out-coached in each round.
12.15.08 at 11:44 am
Francois Leroux Speedskater
Coroner…you just need to smirre.
12.15.08 at 11:35 am
Favre's Next Interception
Thank you Tripod, Ben the Retard, Mr Smirres and Brack Coach. Oh yeah, and the refs. That game was a thing of beauty. How much do we owe the ref?
12.15.08 at 11:20 am
Colonel
Oh, I almost forgot. Ray-ray stabs people in the pile while doing a chicken dance, OJ should move to bmore because his people live there, you know, muderers, etc… Save it! I hate the ratbirds as you guys put it, I just can’t stand steeler fan cockiness. But I concede you guys are a tough team this year and you should make the super bowl. Now I’m going to take a shower and scrub the shame away for admitting this!
12.15.08 at 11:20 am
G.G.
Your mother wishes she could land a stud like Al Michaels.
Love you mom! Keep up the good work.
-G.G.
12.15.08 at 11:19 am
2Port
Wow Colonel, maybe you should switch to decaf… was that old enough?
12.15.08 at 11:15 am
Bruce Arian's Brain
So the Ravens are killing Pittsburgh all game by blitzing almost non-stop…then decide to go into prevent with under 4 minutes to play? Awesome defensive wisdom, Douchey McDouchebag Cameron. Thanks for the victory you fucking worthless shitbag. THE BEN LIKE TO WIN. MUCH BETTER THAN LOSING. NOT AS GOOD AS CHOCO-TACO THOUGH.
12.15.08 at 11:12 am
Colonel
Hey G.G., I saw your filthy crack whore mother smoking Al Michael’s pole last night. Did you like that old joke? The only thing sadder than my humor is when I open my STD test. You know, because it’s all positive and shit. You know, cause I’m from bmore and stuff. Yeah, steeler fans use way more current jokes.
12.15.08 at 11:03 am
G.G.
So the Colonel has a problem w/ logos & cities stuck in the 70s, but jokes that are as old and tired as Al Michaels are ok? Way to be, tool.
12.15.08 at 11:02 am
Christmas Ape
What’s the difference between a hoover and a steelers bar? Where you put the dirtbag!
BAH-ZING!
Let’s have a hand for Colonel, the Comedy King of Baltimore.
G’night everybody. Be sure to tip your waitress.
12.15.08 at 10:57 am
jackin'4beats
That logo looks like something out of the early 1980′s.
“Look at this cool new font I got for my MacIntosh! SWEET!!!”
12.15.08 at 10:56 am
Colonel
Thanks for the correction! When do they release the trucker caps then?
What’s the difference between a hoover and a steelers bar? Where you put the dirtbag! Good luck in the playoffs you cocksuckers. I now pray Cowher joins the cleveland shit stains as a karmic payback for your bullshit replay overturn! Have fun getting ATM from the Browns for the next decade.
12.15.08 at 10:50 am
2Port
You really think the Steelers design the logos? Yeah the NFL is cool like that.
12.15.08 at 10:49 am
Christmas Ape
And not doctored very well, I might add!
12.15.08 at 10:48 am
RobYou
The graphics for division/conference winners are designed by the NFL and are exactly the same for all teams. So, nice try. Blame Ashton Kutcher.
BTW, the logo shown in the post is last year’s, doctored to say “2008″. This year’s is far worse.
12.15.08 at 10:44 am
Colonel
I am new to this site, but one thing I noticed right away is how steelers fans defend their city as NOT some stuck in the 70′s shit hole. Then you guys come out with that afc north champs logo? It looks like the shirt the guy wears who drives the bubble window van that cruises elemantry schools. Nice way to continue your stereotype!
12.15.08 at 10:32 am
jackin'4beats
We shouldn’t be talking about calls not going our teams’ way so therefore another blown call makes it OK. This is the NFL (I refuse to say what the acronym stands for out of protest to Herr Goodell) not the BCS. Fans deserve better than a bunch of shitty calls and non-calls all game, AND THEN have a game decided by an overturned call that DID NOT show indisputable evidence of a TD.
@BAM Morrisey: two feet in the end zone is not a TD if the ball never brakes the plane. If tripod was in the back of the endzone, different story, but since the ball has to break the plane for it to be a TD, the call on the field should have stood and Tomlin should have had to choose between a FG and going for it on 4th down.
The NFL needs full time refs next season and more camera angles on the field for each game or this BS officiating will continue to piss more of us off. SHOE FIGHT!!!
12.15.08 at 10:22 am
The White Boom Boom
You could hear a pin drop at the Raven’s blogs today…
12.15.08 at 10:16 am
Dixie Normess
Our punter tried to give the Shitbirds the win…worst field position game evar.
12.15.08 at 10:13 am
poop
I’d sympathize on the touchdown call except for two things:
1) The Ravens were holding all game, and committed both holding and a block in the back right next to the ball carrier on their long punt return.
2) You cannot tell me that the nose of the football did not break the plane of the edge of the endzone while in posession. It’s absolutely impossible to tell one way or the other. It’s a total judegment call that could have gone either way with half the people agreeing and half disagreeing.
Calls happen.
12.15.08 at 10:06 am
Boatdrinks
IrishCream: I screamed at the TV when BEN went flying and then the ball was going who knows where. HOW THE FACK DID HE DO THAT!??? HOW can you even let go of the ball ????
12.15.08 at 10:06 am
G.G.
And the winner of the bounty on Terrell Suggs is…TERRELL SUGGS!?!?! Why you diabolical…
12.15.08 at 9:55 am
IrishCream
I realize this was a rivalry game and had playoff implications. But MANOMAN did it blow. It was like watching a 2000 Tampa Bay Bucs game. 2 great defenses coupled with two mediocre offenses. Ben looked like he rode in on the short bus for most of the game, especially when he flipped up the the ball as he was getting his ass sacked.
Speaking of blowing, I’m not sure I wanna live in a world where Laserface can orchestrate a comeback win.
12.15.08 at 9:45 am
Spatula
It wasn’t just that Harrison was held all day. He was usually held by two guys at the same time and often just tackled. One quesitonable call < infinite bullshit no-calls.
12.15.08 at 9:39 am
Christmas Ape
Getting away with holding James Harrison all day (Shit, even Phil Simms pointed it out) = A-okay.
Having one questionable call go the Steelers’ way = WWWWAAAAAAAHHHHHH! The refs handed you the game! LUCKYLUCKYLUCKYLUCKY!
12.15.08 at 9:00 am
Leid
Here’s to an early exit from the playoffs!
12.15.08 at 8:51 am
Brad
That catch was bullshit. This ain’t tryin to catch a ball with 2 feet in bounds, its a fucking touchdown. Ball never broke the plane. Fuck that man.
12.15.08 at 8:51 am
bobby steels
Here’s to Albert Haynesworth’s knee … getting caught in a wood chipper.
12.15.08 at 8:49 am
Slothrop
BEN GETS FREE TSHIRT AND HAT? SWEET! HAT HAT HAT.
12.15.08 at 8:43 am
ax is back
wish they would have scored in overtime just so steelers haters would stfu. or fan it in on 4th and inches
I hope the ravens miss the playoffs though, both meetings were a little too close for comfort for my taste
oh and jeff reed lol, what a thug
12.15.08 at 8:38 am
SycoPhant
I’m more excited for an excuse to get another shirt, even though division championship gear is entirely ridiculous.
12.15.08 at 8:35 am
Johnny Damon's Laser Rocket Arm
Fuck the Ravens, and if their fans are going to whine about the Tripod Holmes touchdown then fuck them as well. Was he in? Maybe not, it was unbelievably close. Whatever. You settled for field goals the entire game (even when handed the ball on the Steelers side of the ball the entire first half, not to mention the fumble inside the 20) and allowed Rongrastname to take his offense 92 yards on the last chance drive. If you let it come down to that play, after numerous chances to put the game away on offense or defense, you should go grab a mirror. You deserved to lose so STFU. At least you still have Ray Ray dancing around everytime he jumps on someone else’s tackle to look forward to.
12.15.08 at 8:23 am
Boatdrinks
So how was the Trans Siberian Orchestra, Ape? I am sure it was fun!
12.15.08 at 8:18 am
2Port
Sleep well Ape, sleep well.
12.15.08 at 8:18 am
BAM Morrisey
Two Feet in the endzone = Touchdown
12.15.08 at 7:54 am
Ahmad's Bradshaw
Meh
12.15.08 at 7:44 am
Jay
Bitch, please. “What’s this? One of them darkies pulled a Steeler out of a ruck? Ah, that’s just foo-wait, you say he’s not even full American? He’s TONGAN? FUCK. PENALTY PENALTY PENALTY HAVE A HUNDRED YARDS FOR NOT BEING THE RIGHT SHADE OF BLACK” And that fucking touchdown? What a sack of dicks. If it had gone to overtime and the Steelers had won I wouldn’t be so bothered, it just pisses me off.
12.15.08 at 6:55 am
JackSplat
Yeah, yeah, like the refs haven’t actively tried to screw over the Steelers since Ward and Polamalu complained about the wussification of the game.
12.15.08 at 6:33 am
brugi82
Steelers AND Refs are division champs.
12.15.08 at 5:45 am
NHZ
Lucky, lucky, lucky, lucky, lucky Steelers.
12.15.08 at 2:32 am
StupidSexyFlanders
Don’t fuck with Jeff Reed, Ed Reed.
12.15.08 at 2:29 am
pistolabus
pray for jean grey. animal raping…might occur. i still think them chiefs got a chance
12.15.08 at 2:23 am
StuScottBooyahs
If Ape sees his shadow, it’s six more weeks of homerism
12.15.08 at 2:23 am
MorelOrelHershiser
How is it possible that the Steelers continue to give shitty uniformed avian inspired teams the Proverbial ass-to-mouth
(that is in Proverbs, right… God, can you confirm? I’ve never actually read that book about you and your gang of merry desciples.)
12.15.08 at 2:11 am
georger
It’s all fun and games until someone goes and brings up the Department of Veterans Affairs. How dare you sir!
12.15.08 at 2:10 am
MorelOrelHershiser
Have the cops arrived due to noise disturbance yet?
YYEEEEEEAAAAAAAARRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGG!
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I’m disturbed… I expected Ape’s celebration to be far, far more profane and derogatory.
I tip my specimen cup to you, sir. Your team was better.
gee looks like the fuckin ravens got it in the ass again by the STEELERS!!! go find some “stab me in the heart” emo songs to wallow away the pain with till next season when we teach you how to play football again. may i suggest welcome to the black parade by MCR?
The Browns are so bad they are actually hoping to bring in someone who can lead them to heartbreaking playoff losses rather than heartbreaking losses in weeks 1-17.
Cowher joining the Browns won’t change anything, he won’t even be able to get them to the playoffs to subsequently be out-coached in each round.
Coroner…you just need to smirre.
Thank you Tripod, Ben the Retard, Mr Smirres and Brack Coach. Oh yeah, and the refs. That game was a thing of beauty. How much do we owe the ref?
Oh, I almost forgot. Ray-ray stabs people in the pile while doing a chicken dance, OJ should move to bmore because his people live there, you know, muderers, etc… Save it! I hate the ratbirds as you guys put it, I just can’t stand steeler fan cockiness. But I concede you guys are a tough team this year and you should make the super bowl. Now I’m going to take a shower and scrub the shame away for admitting this!
Your mother wishes she could land a stud like Al Michaels.
Love you mom! Keep up the good work.
-G.G.
Wow Colonel, maybe you should switch to decaf… was that old enough?
So the Ravens are killing Pittsburgh all game by blitzing almost non-stop…then decide to go into prevent with under 4 minutes to play? Awesome defensive wisdom, Douchey McDouchebag Cameron. Thanks for the victory you fucking worthless shitbag. THE BEN LIKE TO WIN. MUCH BETTER THAN LOSING. NOT AS GOOD AS CHOCO-TACO THOUGH.
Hey G.G., I saw your filthy crack whore mother smoking Al Michael’s pole last night. Did you like that old joke? The only thing sadder than my humor is when I open my STD test. You know, because it’s all positive and shit. You know, cause I’m from bmore and stuff. Yeah, steeler fans use way more current jokes.
So the Colonel has a problem w/ logos & cities stuck in the 70s, but jokes that are as old and tired as Al Michaels are ok? Way to be, tool.
What’s the difference between a hoover and a steelers bar? Where you put the dirtbag!
BAH-ZING!
Let’s have a hand for Colonel, the Comedy King of Baltimore.
G’night everybody. Be sure to tip your waitress.
That logo looks like something out of the early 1980′s.
“Look at this cool new font I got for my MacIntosh! SWEET!!!”
Thanks for the correction! When do they release the trucker caps then?
What’s the difference between a hoover and a steelers bar? Where you put the dirtbag! Good luck in the playoffs you cocksuckers. I now pray Cowher joins the cleveland shit stains as a karmic payback for your bullshit replay overturn! Have fun getting ATM from the Browns for the next decade.
You really think the Steelers design the logos? Yeah the NFL is cool like that.
And not doctored very well, I might add!
The graphics for division/conference winners are designed by the NFL and are exactly the same for all teams. So, nice try. Blame Ashton Kutcher.
BTW, the logo shown in the post is last year’s, doctored to say “2008″. This year’s is far worse.
I am new to this site, but one thing I noticed right away is how steelers fans defend their city as NOT some stuck in the 70′s shit hole. Then you guys come out with that afc north champs logo? It looks like the shirt the guy wears who drives the bubble window van that cruises elemantry schools. Nice way to continue your stereotype!
We shouldn’t be talking about calls not going our teams’ way so therefore another blown call makes it OK. This is the NFL (I refuse to say what the acronym stands for out of protest to Herr Goodell) not the BCS. Fans deserve better than a bunch of shitty calls and non-calls all game, AND THEN have a game decided by an overturned call that DID NOT show indisputable evidence of a TD.
@BAM Morrisey: two feet in the end zone is not a TD if the ball never brakes the plane. If tripod was in the back of the endzone, different story, but since the ball has to break the plane for it to be a TD, the call on the field should have stood and Tomlin should have had to choose between a FG and going for it on 4th down.
The NFL needs full time refs next season and more camera angles on the field for each game or this BS officiating will continue to piss more of us off. SHOE FIGHT!!!
You could hear a pin drop at the Raven’s blogs today…
Our punter tried to give the Shitbirds the win…worst field position game evar.
I’d sympathize on the touchdown call except for two things:
1) The Ravens were holding all game, and committed both holding and a block in the back right next to the ball carrier on their long punt return.
2) You cannot tell me that the nose of the football did not break the plane of the edge of the endzone while in posession. It’s absolutely impossible to tell one way or the other. It’s a total judegment call that could have gone either way with half the people agreeing and half disagreeing.
Calls happen.
IrishCream: I screamed at the TV when BEN went flying and then the ball was going who knows where. HOW THE FACK DID HE DO THAT!??? HOW can you even let go of the ball ????
And the winner of the bounty on Terrell Suggs is…TERRELL SUGGS!?!?! Why you diabolical…
I realize this was a rivalry game and had playoff implications. But MANOMAN did it blow. It was like watching a 2000 Tampa Bay Bucs game. 2 great defenses coupled with two mediocre offenses. Ben looked like he rode in on the short bus for most of the game, especially when he flipped up the the ball as he was getting his ass sacked.
Speaking of blowing, I’m not sure I wanna live in a world where Laserface can orchestrate a comeback win.
It wasn’t just that Harrison was held all day. He was usually held by two guys at the same time and often just tackled. One quesitonable call < infinite bullshit no-calls.
Getting away with holding James Harrison all day (Shit, even Phil Simms pointed it out) = A-okay.
Having one questionable call go the Steelers’ way = WWWWAAAAAAAHHHHHH! The refs handed you the game! LUCKYLUCKYLUCKYLUCKY!
Here’s to an early exit from the playoffs!
That catch was bullshit. This ain’t tryin to catch a ball with 2 feet in bounds, its a fucking touchdown. Ball never broke the plane. Fuck that man.
Here’s to Albert Haynesworth’s knee … getting caught in a wood chipper.
BEN GETS FREE TSHIRT AND HAT? SWEET! HAT HAT HAT.
wish they would have scored in overtime just so steelers haters would stfu. or fan it in on 4th and inches
I hope the ravens miss the playoffs though, both meetings were a little too close for comfort for my taste
oh and jeff reed lol, what a thug
I’m more excited for an excuse to get another shirt, even though division championship gear is entirely ridiculous.
Fuck the Ravens, and if their fans are going to whine about the Tripod Holmes touchdown then fuck them as well. Was he in? Maybe not, it was unbelievably close. Whatever. You settled for field goals the entire game (even when handed the ball on the Steelers side of the ball the entire first half, not to mention the fumble inside the 20) and allowed Rongrastname to take his offense 92 yards on the last chance drive. If you let it come down to that play, after numerous chances to put the game away on offense or defense, you should go grab a mirror. You deserved to lose so STFU. At least you still have Ray Ray dancing around everytime he jumps on someone else’s tackle to look forward to.
So how was the Trans Siberian Orchestra, Ape? I am sure it was fun!
Sleep well Ape, sleep well.
Two Feet in the endzone = Touchdown
Meh
Bitch, please. “What’s this? One of them darkies pulled a Steeler out of a ruck? Ah, that’s just foo-wait, you say he’s not even full American? He’s TONGAN? FUCK. PENALTY PENALTY PENALTY HAVE A HUNDRED YARDS FOR NOT BEING THE RIGHT SHADE OF BLACK” And that fucking touchdown? What a sack of dicks. If it had gone to overtime and the Steelers had won I wouldn’t be so bothered, it just pisses me off.
Yeah, yeah, like the refs haven’t actively tried to screw over the Steelers since Ward and Polamalu complained about the wussification of the game.
Steelers AND Refs are division champs.
Lucky, lucky, lucky, lucky, lucky Steelers.
Don’t fuck with Jeff Reed, Ed Reed.
pray for jean grey. animal raping…might occur. i still think them chiefs got a chance
If Ape sees his shadow, it’s six more weeks of homerism
How is it possible that the Steelers continue to give shitty uniformed avian inspired teams the Proverbial ass-to-mouth
(that is in Proverbs, right… God, can you confirm? I’ve never actually read that book about you and your gang of merry desciples.)
It’s all fun and games until someone goes and brings up the Department of Veterans Affairs. How dare you sir!
Have the cops arrived due to noise disturbance yet?
Oh fuck he’s drunk, hide the kids!
LET’S GO BABY HOME FIELD IS NEXT