Pacman ain’t down wid it. Pacman jus’ down. Neck gon hurt, maybe make hard to go wakka wakka wakka on them titties. Pacman still gon shine. Even no football, he gon drank. Oh, Pacman gone drank. BULLEE DAT. Maybe he recoup where Plaxico at. Show him how go blunderbuss on that AZZ.

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  1. Free Ookie Says:

    I’m kind of suprised Pacman has never mentioned construda.

  2. placekickerholder Says:

    What the hell does recoup mean?

    Oh. Didn’t really expect Pacman to use an actual word there.

  3. Slothrop Says:

    You recoup in da beaucoup. Shit, boy, ev’body know dat.

  4. The Other Other Other Other Roy Williams Says:

    Pacman gon go Fozzie Bear on dem titties??

  5. PK's mistress Says:

    I was hoping for more titties and azz.

  6. Doc Holliday Says:

    2 weeks until he gets arrested again – mark it.

  7. L Says:

    Huh. The one game he looked sort of decent at the corner position and it could end his career.

  8. chuh Says:

    Pacman don hurt him neck. Da Pac don like not bein all up in dat shiz. Pac wurkd to get da Ginger’s ‘proval. Da JJman say I’m all good. Dat neck an back be hurtin do’ boi. Pac cain’t be riskin furtha injoorin da chikita! DA PAC CHIKITA IZ WHAT MAKE IT BE RAIN ON DEM HOZE!! IT’S DA AZZSPRINKLAH!!!! Pac gon be back, and dat’s all bout dat. ‘Till den, I be makin it rain recline style what WHAT!!! CHUH CHUH.

  9. Or Says:

    Blunderbuss, huh? Explain.

  10. Rocco Says:

    Does Pacman’s probable retirement mean no more KSK appearances?

  11. Sanchez Says:

    I guess Pacman made it sprain…

    /sorry

  12. Nince Veil Says:

    +1 for Muppet reference!

  13. Mortimus Says:

    The 3 Conspiracies of Week 14
    http://www.dagblog.com/humor-satire/3-conspiracies-week-14-312

  14. Boom Botti Says:

    It looks like Burger time will be put on hold for a while for Pac…so sad.

  15. Chazz_Goodtimes Says:

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blunderbuss

    Kind of an obscure reference for Mr. Jones don’t you think? Plus now I’m like 90% sure you played dungeons and dragons in your youth.

  16. Reggie Bush's Pimp Says:

    go blunderbuss on that AZZ

    Classic good chap. Forsooth, I say!

  17. Max Says:

    Pacman ain’t down wid duh concept of karma or irony. HELLZ NO. Pacman don’t be-leev in no cosmic signifuhcance of sustainin’ a majuh neck injurrry when it’s hiz fault somebody else’s spinal cord be fucked.

    Hellz naw. Get that ‘restorin balance to da una-verse’ shit outta hrrr.

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