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Yippie kayee, mother fucker.
Someone surreptitiously slipped Ben a choco taco at about 2:40 in the fourth.
hee hee hee…JJ on the plane ride home…oh, watch out girls….
Wade Phillips, are you fucking retarded? You’ve sacked Big Ben 5 times by playing aggressive, and you go away from it in the last half of the 4th quarter.
And Romo, fuck you very much. You’ve won games that you shouldn’t have, but dude: What the fuck was that man?
JJ on the plane ride home
He’s going to blow Wade out a window like he’s Auric fucking Goldfinger.
Oh yeah, and mad props to Tashard Choice. He kicked some ass today.
Wade’s the next guest star on “Rosie Live”.
Enjoy the chili dog, Wade, it’ll be your last
[Paraphrasing from ESPN News press conference]
Reporter: “What about the turnovers?” Terrell Owens: “I don’t know. You’ll have to ask coach about that.”
Translation: Not my fault. Throw Fatty off the lifeboat.
PACMAN NO SHINE !!!!
HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA………. How ’bout dem Cowboyz?
Another December collapse in the process!
Normally, my weekly viewing habits are determined by the Steelers. They win, I watch highlights and previews all week. They lose, and I fire up old episodes of the Office.
Even though they won, I want to be as far away from this game as possible.
On an unrelated note: The only bright spot to this economy is that I work an hourly job and am off Monday. Hooray Beer!
GIT THAT FAT GRAVY DRIPPIN’ BUTTERBALL ROLY-POLY POUNDCAKE POUNDING PIECE OF PIG BELLIED FAT-FATTY-FAT-FAT-FATTERINO-FATTERELLA GREASE DRIPPING LARDBALL SUMBITCH IN MY PRIVATE SUITE FIFTEEN MINUTES AGO!!!!!
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA .. choke on it Tony Homo… fuck the Cowboy fans that took over the Clark Bar,And fuck that fat tub of shit Wade!!!!!I would love to be on that plane ride back.. oh fuck someone is going to explode LOL
I love to think that my Cowboy fan ex that cheated me out of going to the game looks just like that right now.
Holy shit, we’re lucky! When was the last time you saw a piece of shit team like us pull of a win like that?
Maybe because you have the best defense ever.
Good job with that, by the way.
No, Ape, we’re just lucky. But thanks for the support.
Nothing wrong with a little luck. And a little amazing defense.
Sounds to me like a Cowboys fan is getting upset because his boy ROMO is just the 21st century Jim Everett.
porky1 sounds like a fag who wants a big dick up his ass. I can help you with that.
I think Romo should be league MVP. He makes every team he plays against better.
Certainly isn’t the Cowobys’ MVP.
hahahahahahaha i can’t get enough of seing these stupid fucking cowboys eat their own shit IIIIIII got a feeeelin Pittsburghs goin to da super bowl
that photo will never get old. hopefully it’s a preview to an epic wade and jerry this week.
Amazing? Seriously. Amazing? Can anyone point to even a single play by our defense that was amazing? Well, maybe that four-play goal-line stand… but that was the Cowboys. No, nothing amazing comes to mind for our D.
Romo’s shitty play, now that was amazing. And lucky for us.
Oh, and porky1, that was some real fancy ‘cyphering, what with you figurin’ out that I’m not really Mike Tomlin and all. I’d suggest you get yerself one of them high-fallutin’ jobs with the FBI, except you couldn’t seem to follow along with a pretty simple point: Romo sucks. Maybe Homeland Security, instead.
Yeah, Jim Everett. Real clever.
Maybe yet another strip sack by Harrison. And who knew Mike Tomlin was a pathetic whining Cowboys fan?
Yes, the Cowboys stopping the worst 4th down offense in the league was impressive, while the Steelers twice stopping the Cowboys on 4th was not impressive. Indubitably.
Tashard Choice, a rookie making his first NFL start: 88 yards rushing, 78 receiving (that 166 total yards, which is a lot).
You’d whine too if Romo were your QB.
Cowboys: 289 total yards (which isn’t that much). So if Tashard, the rookie, did well you have no excuses for the rest of the team playing like shit.
I didn’t really see an amazing defense. I saw a Cowboys offense that didn’t execute when there were opportunities. I saw a Pittsburgh team that happily excepted the gift they gave the Steelers.
And yeah, Romo lost the game today. But he’s easily won two or three games himself. I can live with the mistakes if he makes it up with his overall stellar play.
And you Steeler fans realize our THIRD RB pretty much torched this “stout” defense.
Excuse me, after gift, I mean to put “they received from the Cowboys.”
Come on, 4th quarter goal-line stands are way more impressive. But the point here really isn’t that Dallas’ D was more impressive (although they did only allow 238 yds to our 289). The point is that Dallas just had some crappy plays that handed the game to us. Need one really point out Romo’s picks or Witten’s bone-head play at the end?
And as for luck, how about that stupid punt that accidentally hit Battle and gave the ball to the Steelers?
If you think a strip sack is amazing, then fine. I guess we were amazing. Doesn’t seem a big deal to me. It certainly was not what decided the game.
Mr. Ape, that is a non sequitur.
I think the point that Coach Tomlin is trying to make is that Romo sucks and that’s why you won the game.
I gashed your “amazing” defense but we lost because Romo is retarded and throws picks.
So the argument is that stupid turnovers are somehow different from how Dallas normally plays? Seems pretty par for the course. Just deal with the loss and shut up. Everyone has injuries this time of the year.
Yes Tony, that career 96.6 QB rating is just awful. Why, that would make you only the 2nd most efficient QB of all time. Just pathetic.
Romo’s “stellar” play? I must not know what that word means. I thought it meant, like, really good. Like the waffles at Waffle House are stellar.
Choice “gashed” the defense because the Steelers were playing the pass on every down. And rightfully so.
Man, you’re just now following. Let’s make this simple: ROMO SUCKS. It’s not injuries. HE’S RETARDED. I mean, he’s dumber than Brett Favre. There’s nothing new here. ROMO SUCKS. That’s why we won tonight.
I think the idea of “playing the pass” was because we thought they couldn’t run the ball against us. They did. And our “playing the pass” ended up with Choice gaining 78 receiving yards out of the backfield, so that didn’t work our so well for us, either.
The Cowboys would have more cause to bitch if Choice played poorly. But he played well, probably better than Maid Marion would have, so what’s the point here? Choice accounted for more than half the Cowboys offense, meaning a rookie is better than the rest of the team, right?
Maid Marion? Are you trying to say the guy isn’t tough? Wow, you’re really grasping at straws right now Ape. Although, you would know about tough RB’s with Willie Parker. Man, he’s so tough!!
And no, if Romo didn’t suck today, those numbers would have drastically gone up. You saw him throw to TO in triple coverage instead of throwing to Bennett. You saw him overthrow countless open receivers. A QB having a shitty day makes the whole team look shitty.
Pacman din’ get his shine on, but Pacman still gon’ drank. Oh yeah, you knows Pacman gon’ drank!
At this point, I’m just hoping that Pacman doesn’t reak havoc on Club Erotica before I return home next week.
Look, we have a great D. No doubt. We’re #1 in the league for good reason. But what I saw today was Tony Romo throw bad interceptions. Sometimes we force a QB into bad decisions, but today it was just Tony the Tard throwing bad balls and that’s how we won.
Look, Cowboys fans are stuck with Romo. Half of them know he sucks, but don’t want to admit it because they know there’s nothing they can do about it, and the other half knows he sucks and come to KSK so they can whine and avoid watching ESPN.
Why are you arguing about this instead of thinking about the Ravens next week and maybe the Super Bowl. Cowboys fans would be thrilled if there was any chance they could win the Super Bowl. But they can’t because Romo sucks.
Dallas lost. In the end, they were not as good. Go away.
You’re an idiot. Romo does not suck. I can think of at least 20 to 25 teams that would love to have him right now.
Thanks for the support, hawk, but I suck. I mean, did you see some of the balls I threw today? And it’s not like it was just because of the cold. Basically, I can be counted on to throw a pick every single game, and maybe sprinkle in a fumble or two, as well. I’ve been that way my whole career. I’m Brett Favre. I suck.
Wow, Ape, remember back when you guys had to make up all that stuff that the players and coaches say? Now Mike Tomlin and half the Cowboys are arguing about this stuff on your site? And all in the voices of whiny Cowboys fans. My how this place has grown up.
By the way, there’s an easy way to settle this: Pittsburgh’s defense is really good AND the Cowboys (Romo in particular) suck in any and all important games. And the rest of us? We all win.
I hate Favre like most people, but I know he’s a great QB. I fail to see your logic here. Just because he has turnovers, but still USUALLY plays great makes him suck?
What Favaro USUALLY does is lose in the playoffs. His lone Super Bowl win had little to do with him, and a lot more to do with Reggie White, a great kick off return by Desmond Howard, and a weak-assed Patriots team. Favre is much more likely to throw picks in the playoffs that cost his team the game, as he did last year. By the way, did you know that he actually threw 6 (yes that’s right, fucking 6) picks in a single playoff game against the Rams? He sucks.
So if you’re happy with a QB that will lose games for you in the playoffs, I’m your man.
Since I’m actually Wade Phillips, I’m not upset by Mike’s comments.
@pbhawks45: Yes, Romo sucks. Like an Electrolux. Just because 20 – 25 other teams have starting QB’s that suck as much as or more than him doesn’t make Romo better.
@Tony Romo: Until moving to the Jets, what Favaro ALWAYS did (Last 3 or 4 years, anyway) was manage a crushing / game-ending pick in the last four minutes of the first half / regulation. Eric Man-Breasts seems to be keeping him away from that this year. I guess the playoffs will be the litmus test, eh?
Yesterday sealed it. If the Eagles don’t make the playoffs, I’m on the Stillers bandwagon. Also, James Harrison should get the Meast this week.
Also, I can’t wait to hear the excuses made for Tony Romo this week. I’m betting the top one will be Witten running a shitty route. My favorite from “JJ” will be Wade covering the ball in gravy before giving it to Romo.
Wow, a Romoflawa.
Did anyone catch the shit talking on the play were Pacman, sorry, Adam, caught that punt near the sidelines. I think it was something along the lines of, “PACMAN WE GON HURT YOU!”. I wonder if the microphone sound cone holder guy got a little talking to after that. Listen man, your job is easy just point that shit at the plays, but when it gets that close to the players point that shit in another fucking direction. Anyways, I thought that shit was cool!
/just picked him up for playoffs in 3 fantasy leagues
So Ape, I am at work wearing my Miami of Ohio Roethlisberger jersey in order to piss off my Cowboy fan co-worker. But it just doesn’t feel douchy enough. Any suggestions? I have already ruled out Najeh-ing on his desk.
You could break one of his pinkies.
Consider it done.
@2Port: Change into a Cowboys jersey and whine like a little bitch all day. Oh wait, that’s what he’s doing.
The Cowboys are 8-5 for a reason: They are a better than average team. They are not a great team, however, and their fans’ belief that they are Super Bowl ready is silly.
Thinks Romeo and Wade will end up at the Waffle House together for a feast. Soon to be joined by Andy.
I spent about 3 hours huddled in the fetal position after watching that crapfest of a Giants performance. Then, all of a sudden a great weight was lifted and all was again right with the universe. Thank you, Steelers….I can now smirre again.
The Cowboys should try to get Rex Grossman. At least he has actually…umm…won a playoff game the last 10 years or so…
Or put on a Cowboys jersey and attack him with a pair of scissors.
Can this be the end of suckling at the Cowboy teat? Please?
What you are referring to is called a Dumptruck. And you can’t do it on his desk. Open a drawer.
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