What you are referring to is called a Dumptruck. And you can’t do it on his desk. Open a drawer.
12.08.08 at 11:34 am
Ron Dayne's Strict Diet
Can this be the end of suckling at the Cowboy teat? Please?
12.08.08 at 11:07 am
2Port
Or put on a Cowboys jersey and attack him with a pair of scissors.
12.08.08 at 10:39 am
Day Man: Fighter of the Night Man
The Cowboys should try to get Rex Grossman. At least he has actually…umm…won a playoff game the last 10 years or so…
12.08.08 at 10:22 am
Closed-Captioned Porn
I spent about 3 hours huddled in the fetal position after watching that crapfest of a Giants performance. Then, all of a sudden a great weight was lifted and all was again right with the universe. Thank you, Steelers….I can now smirre again.
12.08.08 at 10:18 am
Booby Miles
Thinks Romeo and Wade will end up at the Waffle House together for a feast. Soon to be joined by Andy.
12.08.08 at 10:13 am
claude balls
@2Port: Change into a Cowboys jersey and whine like a little bitch all day. Oh wait, that’s what he’s doing.
The Cowboys are 8-5 for a reason: They are a better than average team. They are not a great team, however, and their fans’ belief that they are Super Bowl ready is silly.
12.08.08 at 10:09 am
2Port
Consider it done.
12.08.08 at 9:52 am
Christmas Ape
You could break one of his pinkies.
12.08.08 at 8:39 am
2Port
So Ape, I am at work wearing my Miami of Ohio Roethlisberger jersey in order to piss off my Cowboy fan co-worker. But it just doesn’t feel douchy enough. Any suggestions? I have already ruled out Najeh-ing on his desk.
12.08.08 at 8:34 am
nashville steeler fan
The Cowboys would have more cause to bitch if Choice played poorly. But he played well, probably better than Maid Marion would have, so what’s the point here? Choice accounted for more than half the Cowboys offense, meaning a rookie is better than the rest of the team, right?
/just picked him up for playoffs in 3 fantasy leagues
12.08.08 at 7:59 am
dAndy
Wow, a Romoflawa.
Did anyone catch the shit talking on the play were Pacman, sorry, Adam, caught that punt near the sidelines. I think it was something along the lines of, “PACMAN WE GON HURT YOU!”. I wonder if the microphone sound cone holder guy got a little talking to after that. Listen man, your job is easy just point that shit at the plays, but when it gets that close to the players point that shit in another fucking direction. Anyways, I thought that shit was cool!
12.08.08 at 7:52 am
Westbrook Is My Anti-Drug
Yesterday sealed it. If the Eagles don’t make the playoffs, I’m on the Stillers bandwagon. Also, James Harrison should get the Meast this week.
Also, I can’t wait to hear the excuses made for Tony Romo this week. I’m betting the top one will be Witten running a shitty route. My favorite from “JJ” will be Wade covering the ball in gravy before giving it to Romo.
12.08.08 at 1:42 am
Duke of Madness
@pbhawks45: Yes, Romo sucks. Like an Electrolux. Just because 20 – 25 other teams have starting QB’s that suck as much as or more than him doesn’t make Romo better.
@Tony Romo: Until moving to the Jets, what Favaro ALWAYS did (Last 3 or 4 years, anyway) was manage a crushing / game-ending pick in the last four minutes of the first half / regulation. Eric Man-Breasts seems to be keeping him away from that this year. I guess the playoffs will be the litmus test, eh?
12.08.08 at 12:46 am
porky1
Since I’m actually Wade Phillips, I’m not upset by Mike’s comments.
12.08.08 at 12:40 am
Tony Romo
What Favaro USUALLY does is lose in the playoffs. His lone Super Bowl win had little to do with him, and a lot more to do with Reggie White, a great kick off return by Desmond Howard, and a weak-assed Patriots team. Favre is much more likely to throw picks in the playoffs that cost his team the game, as he did last year. By the way, did you know that he actually threw 6 (yes that’s right, fucking 6) picks in a single playoff game against the Rams? He sucks.
So if you’re happy with a QB that will lose games for you in the playoffs, I’m your man.
12.08.08 at 12:19 am
pbhawks45
I hate Favre like most people, but I know he’s a great QB. I fail to see your logic here. Just because he has turnovers, but still USUALLY plays great makes him suck?
12.08.08 at 12:16 am
85
Wow, Ape, remember back when you guys had to make up all that stuff that the players and coaches say? Now Mike Tomlin and half the Cowboys are arguing about this stuff on your site? And all in the voices of whiny Cowboys fans. My how this place has grown up.
By the way, there’s an easy way to settle this: Pittsburgh’s defense is really good AND the Cowboys (Romo in particular) suck in any and all important games. And the rest of us? We all win.
12.08.08 at 12:15 am
Tony Romo
Thanks for the support, hawk, but I suck. I mean, did you see some of the balls I threw today? And it’s not like it was just because of the cold. Basically, I can be counted on to throw a pick every single game, and maybe sprinkle in a fumble or two, as well. I’ve been that way my whole career. I’m Brett Favre. I suck.
12.08.08 at 12:07 am
pbhawks45
You’re an idiot. Romo does not suck. I can think of at least 20 to 25 teams that would love to have him right now.
12.08.08 at 12:06 am
Rob
Dallas lost. In the end, they were not as good. Go away.
12.08.08 at 12:05 am
MIke Tomlin
Look, we have a great D. No doubt. We’re #1 in the league for good reason. But what I saw today was Tony Romo throw bad interceptions. Sometimes we force a QB into bad decisions, but today it was just Tony the Tard throwing bad balls and that’s how we won.
Look, Cowboys fans are stuck with Romo. Half of them know he sucks, but don’t want to admit it because they know there’s nothing they can do about it, and the other half knows he sucks and come to KSK so they can whine and avoid watching ESPN.
Why are you arguing about this instead of thinking about the Ravens next week and maybe the Super Bowl. Cowboys fans would be thrilled if there was any chance they could win the Super Bowl. But they can’t because Romo sucks.
12.08.08 at 12:04 am
Orange Julius Page
At this point, I’m just hoping that Pacman doesn’t reak havoc on Club Erotica before I return home next week.
12.08.08 at 12:00 am
TopheryG8er
Pacman din’ get his shine on, but Pacman still gon’ drank. Oh yeah, you knows Pacman gon’ drank!
12.08.08 at 12:00 am
pbhawks45
And no, if Romo didn’t suck today, those numbers would have drastically gone up. You saw him throw to TO in triple coverage instead of throwing to Bennett. You saw him overthrow countless open receivers. A QB having a shitty day makes the whole team look shitty.
12.07.08 at 11:59 pm
Danny
Ownage.
12.07.08 at 11:58 pm
pbhawks45
Maid Marion? Are you trying to say the guy isn’t tough? Wow, you’re really grasping at straws right now Ape. Although, you would know about tough RB’s with Willie Parker. Man, he’s so tough!!
12.07.08 at 11:56 pm
Christmas Ape
The Cowboys would have more cause to bitch if Choice played poorly. But he played well, probably better than Maid Marion would have, so what’s the point here? Choice accounted for more than half the Cowboys offense, meaning a rookie is better than the rest of the team, right?
12.07.08 at 11:52 pm
MIke Tomlin
I think the idea of “playing the pass” was because we thought they couldn’t run the ball against us. They did. And our “playing the pass” ended up with Choice gaining 78 receiving yards out of the backfield, so that didn’t work our so well for us, either.
12.07.08 at 11:48 pm
MIke Tomlin
Man, you’re just now following. Let’s make this simple: ROMO SUCKS. It’s not injuries. HE’S RETARDED. I mean, he’s dumber than Brett Favre. There’s nothing new here. ROMO SUCKS. That’s why we won tonight.
12.07.08 at 11:45 pm
Christmas Ape
Choice “gashed” the defense because the Steelers were playing the pass on every down. And rightfully so.
12.07.08 at 11:45 pm
Wade Phillips
Romo’s “stellar” play? I must not know what that word means. I thought it meant, like, really good. Like the waffles at Waffle House are stellar.
12.07.08 at 11:45 pm
pbhawks45
Yes Tony, that career 96.6 QB rating is just awful. Why, that would make you only the 2nd most efficient QB of all time. Just pathetic.
12.07.08 at 11:44 pm
Christmas Ape
So the argument is that stupid turnovers are somehow different from how Dallas normally plays? Seems pretty par for the course. Just deal with the loss and shut up. Everyone has injuries this time of the year.
12.07.08 at 11:44 pm
Tashard Choice
Mr. Ape, that is a non sequitur.
I think the point that Coach Tomlin is trying to make is that Romo sucks and that’s why you won the game.
I gashed your “amazing” defense but we lost because Romo is retarded and throws picks.
12.07.08 at 11:41 pm
Tony Romo
I suck.
12.07.08 at 11:40 pm
MIke Tomlin
Come on, 4th quarter goal-line stands are way more impressive. But the point here really isn’t that Dallas’ D was more impressive (although they did only allow 238 yds to our 289). The point is that Dallas just had some crappy plays that handed the game to us. Need one really point out Romo’s picks or Witten’s bone-head play at the end?
And as for luck, how about that stupid punt that accidentally hit Battle and gave the ball to the Steelers?
If you think a strip sack is amazing, then fine. I guess we were amazing. Doesn’t seem a big deal to me. It certainly was not what decided the game.
12.07.08 at 11:39 pm
pbhawks45
Excuse me, after gift, I mean to put “they received from the Cowboys.”
12.07.08 at 11:38 pm
pbhawks45
I didn’t really see an amazing defense. I saw a Cowboys offense that didn’t execute when there were opportunities. I saw a Pittsburgh team that happily excepted the gift they gave the Steelers.
And yeah, Romo lost the game today. But he’s easily won two or three games himself. I can live with the mistakes if he makes it up with his overall stellar play.
And you Steeler fans realize our THIRD RB pretty much torched this “stout” defense.
12.07.08 at 11:35 pm
Christmas Ape
Cowboys: 289 total yards (which isn’t that much). So if Tashard, the rookie, did well you have no excuses for the rest of the team playing like shit.
12.07.08 at 11:31 pm
MIke Tomlin
Tashard Choice, a rookie making his first NFL start: 88 yards rushing, 78 receiving (that 166 total yards, which is a lot).
You’d whine too if Romo were your QB.
12.07.08 at 11:28 pm
DJAnyReason
Yes, the Cowboys stopping the worst 4th down offense in the league was impressive, while the Steelers twice stopping the Cowboys on 4th was not impressive. Indubitably.
12.07.08 at 11:21 pm
Christmas Ape
Maybe yet another strip sack by Harrison. And who knew Mike Tomlin was a pathetic whining Cowboys fan?
12.07.08 at 11:18 pm
MIke Tomlin
Amazing? Seriously. Amazing? Can anyone point to even a single play by our defense that was amazing? Well, maybe that four-play goal-line stand… but that was the Cowboys. No, nothing amazing comes to mind for our D.
Romo’s shitty play, now that was amazing. And lucky for us.
Oh, and porky1, that was some real fancy ‘cyphering, what with you figurin’ out that I’m not really Mike Tomlin and all. I’d suggest you get yerself one of them high-fallutin’ jobs with the FBI, except you couldn’t seem to follow along with a pretty simple point: Romo sucks. Maybe Homeland Security, instead.
Yeah, Jim Everett. Real clever.
12.07.08 at 11:12 pm
throwbot
that photo will never get old. hopefully it’s a preview to an epic wade and jerry this week.
12.07.08 at 11:05 pm
BleedBlack&Gold
hahahahahahaha i can’t get enough of seing these stupid fucking cowboys eat their own shit IIIIIII got a feeeelin Pittsburghs goin to da super bowl
12.07.08 at 10:58 pm
Wade Phillips
I think Romo should be league MVP. He makes every team he plays against better.
Certainly isn’t the Cowobys’ MVP.
12.07.08 at 10:57 pm
Joe Gibbs
porky1 sounds like a fag who wants a big dick up his ass. I can help you with that.
12.07.08 at 10:35 pm
porky1
Sounds to me like a Cowboys fan is getting upset because his boy ROMO is just the 21st century Jim Everett.
12.07.08 at 10:23 pm
Christmas Ape
Nothing wrong with a little luck. And a little amazing defense.
12.07.08 at 10:15 pm
MIke Tomlin
No, Ape, we’re just lucky. But thanks for the support.
12.07.08 at 10:01 pm
Christmas Ape
Hey Mike,
Maybe because you have the best defense ever.
Good job with that, by the way.
12.07.08 at 9:46 pm
MIke Tomlin
Holy shit, we’re lucky! When was the last time you saw a piece of shit team like us pull of a win like that?
12.07.08 at 9:42 pm
JackSplat
I love to think that my Cowboy fan ex that cheated me out of going to the game looks just like that right now.
12.07.08 at 9:07 pm
Mike
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA .. choke on it Tony Homo… fuck the Cowboy fans that took over the Clark Bar,And fuck that fat tub of shit Wade!!!!!I would love to be on that plane ride back.. oh fuck someone is going to explode LOL
GIT THAT FAT GRAVY DRIPPIN’ BUTTERBALL ROLY-POLY POUNDCAKE POUNDING PIECE OF PIG BELLIED FAT-FATTY-FAT-FAT-FATTERINO-FATTERELLA GREASE DRIPPING LARDBALL SUMBITCH IN MY PRIVATE SUITE FIFTEEN MINUTES AGO!!!!!
12.07.08 at 8:11 pm
bobby steels
Normally, my weekly viewing habits are determined by the Steelers. They win, I watch highlights and previews all week. They lose, and I fire up old episodes of the Office.
Even though they won, I want to be as far away from this game as possible.
On an unrelated note: The only bright spot to this economy is that I work an hourly job and am off Monday. Hooray Beer!
12.07.08 at 8:09 pm
Leid
Another December collapse in the process!
12.07.08 at 8:08 pm
2Port
PACMAN NO SHINE !!!!
HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA………. How ’bout dem Cowboyz?
12.07.08 at 8:06 pm
Hines Ward
SMIRRE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
12.07.08 at 7:57 pm
Leigh
[Paraphrasing from ESPN News press conference]
Reporter: “What about the turnovers?”
Terrell Owens: “I don’t know. You’ll have to ask coach about that.”
Translation: Not my fault. Throw Fatty off the lifeboat.
12.07.08 at 7:54 pm
StuScottBooyahs
Enjoy the chili dog, Wade, it’ll be your last
12.07.08 at 7:53 pm
Gino Tourettesa
Wade’s the next guest star on “Rosie Live”.
12.07.08 at 7:52 pm
Nate Newton's van
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!
12.07.08 at 7:48 pm
pbhawks45
Oh yeah, and mad props to Tashard Choice. He kicked some ass today.
12.07.08 at 7:47 pm
Otto Man
JJ on the plane ride home
He’s going to blow Wade out a window like he’s Auric fucking Goldfinger.
12.07.08 at 7:46 pm
pbhawks45
GOD DAMNIT!!!!!
Wade Phillips, are you fucking retarded? You’ve sacked Big Ben 5 times by playing aggressive, and you go away from it in the last half of the 4th quarter.
And Romo, fuck you very much. You’ve won games that you shouldn’t have, but dude: What the fuck was that man?
12.07.08 at 7:45 pm
Boatdrinks
hee hee hee…JJ on the plane ride home…oh, watch out girls….
12.07.08 at 7:45 pm
albo
Someone surreptitiously slipped Ben a choco taco at about 2:40 in the fourth.
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@2port:
What you are referring to is called a Dumptruck. And you can’t do it on his desk. Open a drawer.
Can this be the end of suckling at the Cowboy teat? Please?
Or put on a Cowboys jersey and attack him with a pair of scissors.
The Cowboys should try to get Rex Grossman. At least he has actually…umm…won a playoff game the last 10 years or so…
I spent about 3 hours huddled in the fetal position after watching that crapfest of a Giants performance. Then, all of a sudden a great weight was lifted and all was again right with the universe. Thank you, Steelers….I can now smirre again.
Thinks Romeo and Wade will end up at the Waffle House together for a feast. Soon to be joined by Andy.
@2Port: Change into a Cowboys jersey and whine like a little bitch all day. Oh wait, that’s what he’s doing.
The Cowboys are 8-5 for a reason: They are a better than average team. They are not a great team, however, and their fans’ belief that they are Super Bowl ready is silly.
Consider it done.
You could break one of his pinkies.
So Ape, I am at work wearing my Miami of Ohio Roethlisberger jersey in order to piss off my Cowboy fan co-worker. But it just doesn’t feel douchy enough. Any suggestions? I have already ruled out Najeh-ing on his desk.
The Cowboys would have more cause to bitch if Choice played poorly. But he played well, probably better than Maid Marion would have, so what’s the point here? Choice accounted for more than half the Cowboys offense, meaning a rookie is better than the rest of the team, right?
/just picked him up for playoffs in 3 fantasy leagues
Wow, a Romoflawa.
Did anyone catch the shit talking on the play were Pacman, sorry, Adam, caught that punt near the sidelines. I think it was something along the lines of, “PACMAN WE GON HURT YOU!”. I wonder if the microphone sound cone holder guy got a little talking to after that. Listen man, your job is easy just point that shit at the plays, but when it gets that close to the players point that shit in another fucking direction. Anyways, I thought that shit was cool!
Yesterday sealed it. If the Eagles don’t make the playoffs, I’m on the Stillers bandwagon. Also, James Harrison should get the Meast this week.
Also, I can’t wait to hear the excuses made for Tony Romo this week. I’m betting the top one will be Witten running a shitty route. My favorite from “JJ” will be Wade covering the ball in gravy before giving it to Romo.
@pbhawks45: Yes, Romo sucks. Like an Electrolux. Just because 20 – 25 other teams have starting QB’s that suck as much as or more than him doesn’t make Romo better.
@Tony Romo: Until moving to the Jets, what Favaro ALWAYS did (Last 3 or 4 years, anyway) was manage a crushing / game-ending pick in the last four minutes of the first half / regulation. Eric Man-Breasts seems to be keeping him away from that this year. I guess the playoffs will be the litmus test, eh?
Since I’m actually Wade Phillips, I’m not upset by Mike’s comments.
What Favaro USUALLY does is lose in the playoffs. His lone Super Bowl win had little to do with him, and a lot more to do with Reggie White, a great kick off return by Desmond Howard, and a weak-assed Patriots team. Favre is much more likely to throw picks in the playoffs that cost his team the game, as he did last year. By the way, did you know that he actually threw 6 (yes that’s right, fucking 6) picks in a single playoff game against the Rams? He sucks.
So if you’re happy with a QB that will lose games for you in the playoffs, I’m your man.
I hate Favre like most people, but I know he’s a great QB. I fail to see your logic here. Just because he has turnovers, but still USUALLY plays great makes him suck?
Wow, Ape, remember back when you guys had to make up all that stuff that the players and coaches say? Now Mike Tomlin and half the Cowboys are arguing about this stuff on your site? And all in the voices of whiny Cowboys fans. My how this place has grown up.
By the way, there’s an easy way to settle this: Pittsburgh’s defense is really good AND the Cowboys (Romo in particular) suck in any and all important games. And the rest of us? We all win.
Thanks for the support, hawk, but I suck. I mean, did you see some of the balls I threw today? And it’s not like it was just because of the cold. Basically, I can be counted on to throw a pick every single game, and maybe sprinkle in a fumble or two, as well. I’ve been that way my whole career. I’m Brett Favre. I suck.
You’re an idiot. Romo does not suck. I can think of at least 20 to 25 teams that would love to have him right now.
Dallas lost. In the end, they were not as good. Go away.
Look, we have a great D. No doubt. We’re #1 in the league for good reason. But what I saw today was Tony Romo throw bad interceptions. Sometimes we force a QB into bad decisions, but today it was just Tony the Tard throwing bad balls and that’s how we won.
Look, Cowboys fans are stuck with Romo. Half of them know he sucks, but don’t want to admit it because they know there’s nothing they can do about it, and the other half knows he sucks and come to KSK so they can whine and avoid watching ESPN.
Why are you arguing about this instead of thinking about the Ravens next week and maybe the Super Bowl. Cowboys fans would be thrilled if there was any chance they could win the Super Bowl. But they can’t because Romo sucks.
At this point, I’m just hoping that Pacman doesn’t reak havoc on Club Erotica before I return home next week.
Pacman din’ get his shine on, but Pacman still gon’ drank. Oh yeah, you knows Pacman gon’ drank!
And no, if Romo didn’t suck today, those numbers would have drastically gone up. You saw him throw to TO in triple coverage instead of throwing to Bennett. You saw him overthrow countless open receivers. A QB having a shitty day makes the whole team look shitty.
Ownage.
Maid Marion? Are you trying to say the guy isn’t tough? Wow, you’re really grasping at straws right now Ape. Although, you would know about tough RB’s with Willie Parker. Man, he’s so tough!!
The Cowboys would have more cause to bitch if Choice played poorly. But he played well, probably better than Maid Marion would have, so what’s the point here? Choice accounted for more than half the Cowboys offense, meaning a rookie is better than the rest of the team, right?
I think the idea of “playing the pass” was because we thought they couldn’t run the ball against us. They did. And our “playing the pass” ended up with Choice gaining 78 receiving yards out of the backfield, so that didn’t work our so well for us, either.
Man, you’re just now following. Let’s make this simple: ROMO SUCKS. It’s not injuries. HE’S RETARDED. I mean, he’s dumber than Brett Favre. There’s nothing new here. ROMO SUCKS. That’s why we won tonight.
Choice “gashed” the defense because the Steelers were playing the pass on every down. And rightfully so.
Romo’s “stellar” play? I must not know what that word means. I thought it meant, like, really good. Like the waffles at Waffle House are stellar.
Yes Tony, that career 96.6 QB rating is just awful. Why, that would make you only the 2nd most efficient QB of all time. Just pathetic.
So the argument is that stupid turnovers are somehow different from how Dallas normally plays? Seems pretty par for the course. Just deal with the loss and shut up. Everyone has injuries this time of the year.
Mr. Ape, that is a non sequitur.
I think the point that Coach Tomlin is trying to make is that Romo sucks and that’s why you won the game.
I gashed your “amazing” defense but we lost because Romo is retarded and throws picks.
I suck.
Come on, 4th quarter goal-line stands are way more impressive. But the point here really isn’t that Dallas’ D was more impressive (although they did only allow 238 yds to our 289). The point is that Dallas just had some crappy plays that handed the game to us. Need one really point out Romo’s picks or Witten’s bone-head play at the end?
And as for luck, how about that stupid punt that accidentally hit Battle and gave the ball to the Steelers?
If you think a strip sack is amazing, then fine. I guess we were amazing. Doesn’t seem a big deal to me. It certainly was not what decided the game.
Excuse me, after gift, I mean to put “they received from the Cowboys.”
I didn’t really see an amazing defense. I saw a Cowboys offense that didn’t execute when there were opportunities. I saw a Pittsburgh team that happily excepted the gift they gave the Steelers.
And yeah, Romo lost the game today. But he’s easily won two or three games himself. I can live with the mistakes if he makes it up with his overall stellar play.
And you Steeler fans realize our THIRD RB pretty much torched this “stout” defense.
Cowboys: 289 total yards (which isn’t that much). So if Tashard, the rookie, did well you have no excuses for the rest of the team playing like shit.
Tashard Choice, a rookie making his first NFL start: 88 yards rushing, 78 receiving (that 166 total yards, which is a lot).
You’d whine too if Romo were your QB.
Yes, the Cowboys stopping the worst 4th down offense in the league was impressive, while the Steelers twice stopping the Cowboys on 4th was not impressive. Indubitably.
Maybe yet another strip sack by Harrison. And who knew Mike Tomlin was a pathetic whining Cowboys fan?
Amazing? Seriously. Amazing? Can anyone point to even a single play by our defense that was amazing? Well, maybe that four-play goal-line stand… but that was the Cowboys. No, nothing amazing comes to mind for our D.
Romo’s shitty play, now that was amazing. And lucky for us.
Oh, and porky1, that was some real fancy ‘cyphering, what with you figurin’ out that I’m not really Mike Tomlin and all. I’d suggest you get yerself one of them high-fallutin’ jobs with the FBI, except you couldn’t seem to follow along with a pretty simple point: Romo sucks. Maybe Homeland Security, instead.
Yeah, Jim Everett. Real clever.
that photo will never get old. hopefully it’s a preview to an epic wade and jerry this week.
hahahahahahaha i can’t get enough of seing these stupid fucking cowboys eat their own shit IIIIIII got a feeeelin Pittsburghs goin to da super bowl
I think Romo should be league MVP. He makes every team he plays against better.
Certainly isn’t the Cowobys’ MVP.
porky1 sounds like a fag who wants a big dick up his ass. I can help you with that.
Sounds to me like a Cowboys fan is getting upset because his boy ROMO is just the 21st century Jim Everett.
Nothing wrong with a little luck. And a little amazing defense.
No, Ape, we’re just lucky. But thanks for the support.
Hey Mike,
Maybe because you have the best defense ever.
Good job with that, by the way.
Holy shit, we’re lucky! When was the last time you saw a piece of shit team like us pull of a win like that?
I love to think that my Cowboy fan ex that cheated me out of going to the game looks just like that right now.
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA .. choke on it Tony Homo… fuck the Cowboy fans that took over the Clark Bar,And fuck that fat tub of shit Wade!!!!!I would love to be on that plane ride back.. oh fuck someone is going to explode LOL
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
GIT THAT FAT GRAVY DRIPPIN’ BUTTERBALL ROLY-POLY POUNDCAKE POUNDING PIECE OF PIG BELLIED FAT-FATTY-FAT-FAT-FATTERINO-FATTERELLA GREASE DRIPPING LARDBALL SUMBITCH IN MY PRIVATE SUITE FIFTEEN MINUTES AGO!!!!!
Normally, my weekly viewing habits are determined by the Steelers. They win, I watch highlights and previews all week. They lose, and I fire up old episodes of the Office.
Even though they won, I want to be as far away from this game as possible.
On an unrelated note: The only bright spot to this economy is that I work an hourly job and am off Monday. Hooray Beer!
Another December collapse in the process!
PACMAN NO SHINE !!!!
HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA………. How ’bout dem Cowboyz?
SMIRRE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[Paraphrasing from ESPN News press conference]
Reporter: “What about the turnovers?”
Terrell Owens: “I don’t know. You’ll have to ask coach about that.”
Translation: Not my fault. Throw Fatty off the lifeboat.
Enjoy the chili dog, Wade, it’ll be your last
Wade’s the next guest star on “Rosie Live”.
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Oh yeah, and mad props to Tashard Choice. He kicked some ass today.
JJ on the plane ride home
He’s going to blow Wade out a window like he’s Auric fucking Goldfinger.
GOD DAMNIT!!!!!
Wade Phillips, are you fucking retarded? You’ve sacked Big Ben 5 times by playing aggressive, and you go away from it in the last half of the 4th quarter.
And Romo, fuck you very much. You’ve won games that you shouldn’t have, but dude: What the fuck was that man?
hee hee hee…JJ on the plane ride home…oh, watch out girls….
Someone surreptitiously slipped Ben a choco taco at about 2:40 in the fourth.
hahahahahahahaha
//deep breath
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Yippie kayee, mother fucker.
Thanks, Tony.