Eighteen Years! Eighteen Years! OJ Simpson was sentenced to 18 6 15 several years in the cross-bar hotel for his part in an inept, bungling armed robbery in Vegas. Tough luck, motherfucker.
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Meat with juice. Nuf said. Enjoy.
You gonna eat your corn bread?
@ Slash — if thinking that is wrong, i don’t wanna be right
I’m going to miss my old drinking buddy. True story, hung out with OJ in Jamaica for a few days by random chance a few years ago. He did spend every day on the golf course and every night drankin. Nice enough guy but still scared the ever-loving shit out of me. I figured the real killer was a Jamaican caddy.
@Maj:
+1000 for using a Kanye reference…
Breakdown:
1 point for Kanye reference, 999 points for using a Kanye verse before he sold out and used the voice recorder like a pussy.
If you are as dumb as shit, in prison you must sit.
If the glove doesn’t fit you must- rot in a cell you miserable fuck. Finally.
punching bitches is never wrong
…okay, sometimes it’s less right than others.
CNN reports that president-elect Barack Obama’s first task in office will be to pardon OJ Simpson.
Really? Couldn’t stay home golfing, bangin white ass, doing blow, and living off an NFL pension?? Fuck him. Peace, Juice.
RE Unsilent Majority Says: “People care way too much about this.”
I second, third, whatever. It’s odd how people care so much about far-removed criminal cases that have no bearing on their lives whatsoever and never will but don’t give two shits about far-reaching Supreme Court decisions or actions by Congress that will affect everybody’s lives for a long time to come.
Every time a white bitch gripes about OJ, I kinda want to punch her in the face… is that wrong?
5823111 Says: Hey Goodell, kick this douchebag out of the Hall of Fame, erase all his records, remove his name from any NFL history, and we’ll all act like he never existed.
If Vince McMahon were in charge of the NFL, OJ’s accomplishments would have been permanently erased from everyones memories and the video archives the very second he killed those two people.
/Whats a Chris Benoit?
“Hey Goodell, kick this douchebag out of the Hall of Fame, erase all his records, remove his name from any NFL history, and we’ll all act like he never existed.”
Right, because his acquittal in a 1990s murder trial was the spark of his 2000 yard season.
“I never meant to hurt anyone,” Simpson said. “Well, except for my ex-wife and that fag who was porking her. I was annoyed when they died so quickly because I wanted to cut them for awhile longer.”
I hope you fucking die in jail you sack of shit.
At least O.J.’s shrivelled ass won’t have to worry too much about Bubba and his dropped soap, I think. Why rape 61 year old ass when you can just bone Michael Vick?
Didn’t know you were doing something illegal? You know it now asshole.
RaceFlaWa! RaceFlaWa!!
I was simply sarcastically responding to your “People care way too much about this.”
I didn’t actually think you were sticking up for anyone.
310, how exactly was I “sticking up for the black guy”?
Not electric shock, but I guess good enough
But who will find the real killers now?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EXAJetk9iJo
“whos going to try and rape a six foot two black guy whos probably pushing 250 now?”
answer: a 6′8”, 350 lb white guy who really, really dislikes the colored
Dislikes them so much he wants to fuck one in the ass?
The juice gets loosed.
So what will OJ’s money making scheme be while he is in prison? He’ll probably write a book, and the title shall be……
Hey Goodell, kick this douchebag out of the Hall of Fame, erase all his records, remove his name from any NFL history, and we’ll all act like he never existed.
@UM: lmao +1
Imagine my shock to see Maj sticking up for the black guy in this argument.
“whos going to try and rape a six foot two black guy whos probably pushing 250 now?”
answer: a 6’8”, 350 lb white guy who really, really dislikes the colored
Oh, my poor Nordberg! He was such a good man, Frank. He never wanted to hurt anyone. Who would do such a thing?
O.J. better get ready for his new role as Jackson Vahue.
Upon further review, fuck him.
Prison sex Hertz.
whos going to try and rape a six foot two black guy whos probably pushing 250 now? plus hes already killed before, and at this point doesnt have anything to live for, why the hell would you roll the dice with your dick like that?
And by the way, excellent photo pull, flubby. Kudos, sir.
@Doc: “Some Nerd Robberies” sounds like the title of a Les Savy Fav EP.
What is society coming to when you can’t get away with killing your ex-wife and a Jew.
note to OJ:
NIGHTY-NIGHT!!!! KEEP YOUR BUTTHOLE TIGHT!
18 years for two murders and some nerd robberies is pretty light, if you ask me.
/struts away with chin up, oozing self-righteousness and conviction
/trips on legos
White people will be screaming in the streets.
People care way too much about this.
Hear, hear. It’s not like I was rooting for O.J., but I can’t really fathom why random unconnected people are getting this riled up about “justice” for a verdict handed down 14 years ago. Maybe I’m a desensitized bastard, but I could honestly give a fuck.
And just think all of the time he spent walking around golf courses looking for the real killers.
People care way too much about this.
Agreed. The man’s already suffered plenty from being in those Naked Gun movies.
Best.Birthday.Gift.Ever!
People care way too much about this.
@Maj: Glad I wasn’t the only one with that gawdawful song in my head. Damn you, flubby.
Is this what Jungle Juice is?
Best.Birthday.Gift.Ever!
/sings “Happy Birthday” to me aloud in office
Eighteen Years! Eighteen Years!
She got one of yo’ kids, got you for 18 years
This is the best make-up call ever.
/rounds up people for OJ Conviction party, hands out ‘WE WON!’ T-shirts….
“They’ll start by tearing out his toe nails, then on to nose hairs.”
So 13 years after avoiding life, he gets 18 years.
Sayonara and watch your bunghole!
You have selected … regicide! If you know the name of the king or queen being murdered … press one!
I don’t know why, I just think that fits here.
“That’s two years for robbery and 16 years for, uh, miscellaneous.”