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By: Animal Mother

Animal Mother — Fri, 05 Dec 2008 04:08:24 +0000

Did they get the film from the Zapruder kid? He swears you can hear a second shot coming from the grassy knoll.

Drew Brees' Moles — Fri, 05 Dec 2008 02:14:58 +0000

Can’t you all pay Gallo or something and have him write for this site instead. That would be fucktastic.

Vince Young Sausage — Fri, 05 Dec 2008 02:03:07 +0000

I don’t know why someone would bother to post that story without some sort of accompanying Photoshop picture of the crime scene. I mean how tough would it be to Photoshop a Giant helmet on this pic: http://www.theknack.net/~rob/pictures/2007/image_sizes/large_2007.07.08-dominics_pee_pee_pants.jpg

(I speak as someone who has no frickin’ clue how to use Photoshop.)

Unsilent Majority — Fri, 05 Dec 2008 01:57:16 +0000

Fucking Gallo. Stealing my jokes before I think of them again.

placekickerholder — Fri, 05 Dec 2008 00:31:16 +0000

It’s a good thing he only shot himself. God knows what he would have done when he didn’t have enough tickets for a spider ring.

Otto Man — Fri, 05 Dec 2008 00:29:01 +0000

And as long as people are complaining about what’s missing in their KSK lives … No KSK Liveblogkakke tonight? Not even for Marmalard vs. Wolf Man?

Otto Man — Fri, 05 Dec 2008 00:27:51 +0000

I heard Eli got scared when the animatronic band started singing “You’re the birthday, you’re the birthday, you’re the birthday BOY OR GIRL!”

Cheap Dick Butkus Joke — Fri, 05 Dec 2008 00:02:04 +0000

I too would like to get my suicide pool pick on the record.

Cheap Dick Butkus Joke – KSK17 Snitch B. Kaczur
Tennessee over Cleveland

Roy Hobbs — Thu, 04 Dec 2008 23:43:10 +0000

Didn’t see a suicide pool post, so I’m putting mine here:

Tarr Leceivels Lure!
Indianpolis over the Bengals

Favre's Next Interception — Thu, 04 Dec 2008 23:09:01 +0000

Mayor Bloomberg has demanded a mandatory 3 and a half minute time out for Eli.