DJ Gallo FTW: “Eli Manning Accidentally Shoots Himself with a Water Gun at Chuck E. Cheese.” KSK would like to apologize to readers for not thinking of this first. [SportsPickle]
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December 4th, 2008 at 5:15 pm
The manager felt bad and gave him bonus tickets.
December 4th, 2008 at 5:20 pm
Why would the Chuck E. Cheese staff let in someone with a squirt gun? That’s inviting trouble.
December 4th, 2008 at 5:23 pm
Dallas Clark hid the water gun in his car.
December 4th, 2008 at 5:27 pm
The SportsPickle Tom Coughlin is much nicer than the KSK Tom Coughlin.
December 4th, 2008 at 5:34 pm
Peyton was a fixture at Showbiz Pizza Place. Loved that band.
December 4th, 2008 at 6:09 pm
Mayor Bloomberg has demanded a mandatory 3 and a half minute time out for Eli.
December 4th, 2008 at 6:43 pm
Didn’t see a suicide pool post, so I’m putting mine here:
Tarr Leceivels Lure!
Indianpolis over the Bengals
December 4th, 2008 at 7:02 pm
I too would like to get my suicide pool pick on the record.
Cheap Dick Butkus Joke - KSK17 Snitch B. Kaczur
Tennessee over Cleveland
December 4th, 2008 at 7:27 pm
I heard Eli got scared when the animatronic band started singing “You’re the birthday, you’re the birthday, you’re the birthday BOY OR GIRL!”
December 4th, 2008 at 7:29 pm
And as long as people are complaining about what’s missing in their KSK lives … No KSK Liveblogkakke tonight? Not even for Marmalard vs. Wolf Man?
December 4th, 2008 at 7:31 pm
It’s a good thing he only shot himself. God knows what he would have done when he didn’t have enough tickets for a spider ring.
December 4th, 2008 at 8:57 pm
Fucking Gallo. Stealing my jokes before I think of them again.
December 4th, 2008 at 9:03 pm
I don’t know why someone would bother to post that story without some sort of accompanying Photoshop picture of the crime scene. I mean how tough would it be to Photoshop a Giant helmet on this pic: http://www.theknack.net/~rob/pictures/2007/image_sizes/large_2007.07.08-dominics_pee_pee_pants.jpg
(I speak as someone who has no frickin’ clue how to use Photoshop.)
December 4th, 2008 at 9:14 pm
Can’t you all pay Gallo or something and have him write for this site instead. That would be fucktastic.
December 4th, 2008 at 11:08 pm
Did they get the film from the Zapruder kid? He swears you can hear a second shot coming from the grassy knoll.