There are 15 comments about:

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   12.04.08 at 11:08 pm

   Animal Mother

   Did they get the film from the Zapruder kid? He swears you can hear a second shot coming from the grassy knoll.
2. 

   12.04.08 at 9:14 pm

   Drew Brees' Moles

   Can’t you all pay Gallo or something and have him write for this site instead. That would be fucktastic.
3. 

   12.04.08 at 9:03 pm

   Vince Young Sausage

   I don’t know why someone would bother to post that story without some sort of accompanying Photoshop picture of the crime scene. I mean how tough would it be to Photoshop a Giant helmet on this pic: http://www.theknack.net/~rob/pictures/2007/image_sizes/large_2007.07.08-dominics_pee_pee_pants.jpg

   (I speak as someone who has no frickin’ clue how to use Photoshop.)
4. 

   12.04.08 at 8:57 pm

   Unsilent Majority

   Fucking Gallo. Stealing my jokes before I think of them again.
5. 

   12.04.08 at 7:31 pm

   placekickerholder

   It’s a good thing he only shot himself. God knows what he would have done when he didn’t have enough tickets for a spider ring.
6. 

   12.04.08 at 7:29 pm

   Otto Man

   And as long as people are complaining about what’s missing in their KSK lives … No KSK Liveblogkakke tonight? Not even for Marmalard vs. Wolf Man?
7. 

   12.04.08 at 7:27 pm

   Otto Man

   I heard Eli got scared when the animatronic band started singing “You’re the birthday, you’re the birthday, you’re the birthday BOY OR GIRL!”
8. 

   12.04.08 at 7:02 pm

   Cheap Dick Butkus Joke

   I too would like to get my suicide pool pick on the record.

   Cheap Dick Butkus Joke – KSK17 Snitch B. Kaczur
   Tennessee over Cleveland
9. 

   12.04.08 at 6:43 pm

   Roy Hobbs

   Didn’t see a suicide pool post, so I’m putting mine here:

   Tarr Leceivels Lure!
   Indianpolis over the Bengals
10. 

    12.04.08 at 6:09 pm

    Favre's Next Interception

    Mayor Bloomberg has demanded a mandatory 3 and a half minute time out for Eli.
11. 

    12.04.08 at 5:34 pm

    phony gwynn

    Peyton was a fixture at Showbiz Pizza Place. Loved that band.
12. 

    12.04.08 at 5:27 pm

    Shinons

    The SportsPickle Tom Coughlin is much nicer than the KSK Tom Coughlin.
13. 

    12.04.08 at 5:23 pm

    Gino Tourettesa

    Dallas Clark hid the water gun in his car.
14. 

    12.04.08 at 5:20 pm

    Caveman Captain

    Why would the Chuck E. Cheese staff let in someone with a squirt gun? That’s inviting trouble.
15. 

    12.04.08 at 5:15 pm

    Gino Tourettesa

    The manager felt bad and gave him bonus tickets.