Comments on:

By: Gino Tourettesa

Gino Tourettesa — Thu, 04 Dec 2008 20:10:44 +0000

Thank you, Judge Gary Larson. I’ll slaughter three fuck goats in your honor.

Are you Purple People Eater Gary Larson or “Far Side” Gary Larson?

By: Needs More Cheerleaders

Needs More Cheerleaders — Thu, 04 Dec 2008 20:01:18 +0000

@ placekickerholder

You better hope that goat is at least 18 years old mister!

(Might be 16, depending on where you live.)

By: Needs More Cheerleaders

Needs More Cheerleaders — Thu, 04 Dec 2008 19:59:16 +0000

Anyone know how to unfuck a goat ass?

Pull your dick out?

By: placekickerholder

placekickerholder — Thu, 04 Dec 2008 18:40:59 +0000

Chris Hanson: What are doing here?

Me: /drops “The Best of Sugar Ray” and family-sized bottle of Astroglide

Goat: Baaaaaaaaah

By: claude balls

claude balls — Thu, 04 Dec 2008 16:31:09 +0000

@Oz: I doubt that, although one will wish they made more album covers like that one.

By: Oz

Oz — Thu, 04 Dec 2008 16:24:36 +0000

go listen to sugar ray’s first album, lemonade and brownies. You’ll spend the next 20 years of you life wondering why they didn’t make more music like it

By: Favre's Next Interception

Favre's Next Interception — Thu, 04 Dec 2008 16:22:13 +0000

I filed an injuction against Drew for stopping the Goat Ass Fucking. We should be good to go by tomorrow morning.

By: jackin'4beats

jackin'4beats — Thu, 04 Dec 2008 16:08:33 +0000

@dAndy: Damn straight, I need PJ to blow it up too. Since we’ve all agreed that HERR Goodell is essentially an evil maniacal despot, I’ll put $ on Purple Jesus blocking any smiting and shoving it back up Goodell’s ass for good measure.

By: Reggie Bush's Pimp

Reggie Bush's Pimp — Thu, 04 Dec 2008 15:32:00 +0000

@dAndy: Hey, I don’t make the rules. I don’t even enforce them. All I know is that, if Purple Jesus all of a sudden is unavailable, blame the Vikings for daring to try and keep their Williamses playing.

Look how Goodell screwed over the Cowboys for bringing in da Pacman!

By: 85

85 — Thu, 04 Dec 2008 15:09:31 +0000

But my fist is all lubed up!