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Reminder: Send on your sexual/fantasy football queries for this week’s installment of the Fantasy Sex Advice Mailbag. It’s like Dan Savage, if he were straight and liked football. So basically, not Dan Savage. We didn’t do one last week and I’m inclined to blame it on the holiday, but, for reals, we were just lazy and jackin’ it.

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  1. Upstate Underdog Says:
    December 3rd, 2008 at 10:25 am

    “we were just lazy and jackin’ it.”

    So how was last week different from every other week?

  2. Slothrop Says:
    December 3rd, 2008 at 10:28 am

    how was last week different from every other week?

    there was pie.

  3. Spanky Datass Says:
    December 3rd, 2008 at 11:16 am

    …and real gravey, not just man grav….gross.

  4. Punch Rockgroin Says:
    December 3rd, 2008 at 11:23 am

    Mother’s gone too far. She’s put cardboard over her half of the television. We rented Man Without a Face I didn’t even know he had a problem!

  5. 310ToJoba Says:
    December 3rd, 2008 at 11:30 am

    Sample question:

    “HALP, APE! MY GIRLFRIEND IS A MAXIM MODEL AND SHE’S FOUND OUT I’M HOLDING A VICTORIA SECRET ANGEL AS A MISTRESS BUT SHE MAY OR MAY NOT WANT A THREESOME. WHAT SHOULD I DOOOOOOO?!?!”

  6. flubby Says:
    December 3rd, 2008 at 11:51 am

    So you got that question too?

  7. Pemulis Says:
    December 3rd, 2008 at 11:51 am

    I want an ask Jay Cutler fantasy football/sex advice mail bag.

  8. Towelie Says:
    December 3rd, 2008 at 12:15 pm

    Will God be answering this mailbag?

  9. Harris Mexico Says:
    December 3rd, 2008 at 12:20 pm

    I think the “numbell one smaltest leceivel” should answer a few questions.

  10. CR Says:
    December 3rd, 2008 at 1:50 pm

    You know who Dan Savage is? Gay. (p.s. I’m a girl so its ok for me to know who he is)

  11. Animal Mother Says:
    December 3rd, 2008 at 1:54 pm

    Can we get a Plaxico “Letters from Rikers Island” advice column? Are orange jumpsuits all the rage this fall? Are cornrows really the official hairstyle of correctional facilities? How to fight off an a gang rape in the shower with just a bar of soap and a towel.

  12. Voice of Dana Bash Says:
    December 3rd, 2008 at 2:00 pm

    What’s the email address for the mailbag? Fucking Mac keeps going straight to the Mail app, and I’m too fucking lazy to set that up.

  13. Needs More Cheerleaders Says:
    December 3rd, 2008 at 2:13 pm

    Do you think my boss would accept a “I was just lazy and jackin’ it” excuse for why my work isn’t done?

  14. Needs More Cheerleaders Says:
    December 3rd, 2008 at 2:14 pm

    WHAT SHOULD I DOOOOOOO?!?!

    Have the fucking threesome ofcourse! Who cares what they want?

  15. yeah, right? Says:
    December 4th, 2008 at 12:55 am

    So my Mom calls me from the afterlife today and says “So all youse gonna do when you come home from work is drink beer, get high, watch sports and fondle yourself on the internet? Am I right?”

    And I says “Yeah, right?”

    She hung up on me.

    Bitch…..

    Oh yeah Deverey Henderson or Welkah? Who do you got?

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