THANK GOD THE JETS LOST. A loss of momentum should keep the talk of an all-New York Super Bowl at bay. For a week, at least. Hooray for freelance work!

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  1. Spilly Says:

    You’re welcome.

    Let the talk of the All-Mountain-Time-Zone Super Bowl begin!

    Even though the Cardinals are the only other team, and half the year they’re actually in the Pacific Zone. Oh and both teams will be routed out of the playoffs in the first round, and SHUT UP, GOD

  2. StuScottBooyahs Says:

    Let’s check the Jets remaining schedule…

    NYJ @ SF
    BUF @ NYJ
    NYJ @ SEA
    MIA @ NYJ

    Oh shit

  3. Rocco Says:

    Oh shit? Yeah, so they’ll make the playoffs. They still have to win against better teams.

  4. Favre's Next Interception Says:

    At least it’s not Iggles VS Stillers. That might make me give up football.

  5. Doc Holliday Says:

    “Bro, We got bigger fucking cocks than all these faggots left on the schedule. Am I right? Am I right? Right?”

  6. Slothrop Says:

    Freelance work, or as I like to call it, ‘I’ll do anything for ten cents a page view.’

  7. StuScottBooyahs Says:

    Oh shit? Yeah, so they’ll make the playoffs. They still have to win against better teams.

    No doubt. But for the next four weeks, it’s Hype City.

  8. phony gwynn Says:

    The death of the NY-NY Super Bowl hype was exactly what I was thinking while I was at the game, freezing my ass off in the nosebleeds.

    That, and “why won’t this flask hold more fucking whiskey?”

  9. placekickerholder Says:

    CC, I was expecting your next freelance piece to be in the Alcoholics Anonymous newsletter.

  10. Doc Holliday Says:

    NY sportswriters have the same aptitude skills as Brett Favre after a half-bottle of Vicodin and a case of Busch Ice.

  11. The Pirate Sloth Says:

    By “freelance” CC means sitting at his comp pining for funny comments from grimey.

    Why do you think I freelance?

  12. Gino Tourettesa Says:

    CC also writes for slate.com under the name Harris Smith.

  13. porky1 Says:

    Considering the AFC is all over the place this year, you think even the Jets–who lost to not just Denver, but the Raiders as well–really couldn’t suck it up and stumble past, say, an injury-riddled Pittsburgh and Indy and a playoff-rattled Cassel into the Super Bowl?

    The NY media (and ESPN) is just savoring the drama of “Can Favre Bounce Back?”

  14. Vince Young Sausage Says:

    Favre will come through, like he (almost) always does, and throw as many pick-sixes as is necessary to keep the Jets from going deep in the playoffs.

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