4pm Open Thread: Jay Cutler’s Christmas Tree
It’s always with more than a touch of regret that I watch the NFL regular season fade away. Sure playoff games are great, but they show up on different channels at different times and even on Saturdays. You have to familiarize yourself with television listings and find out who is playing when. It’s a far cry from the predictability of the regular season.
There is something reassuring in being able to flop in front of the television on Sunday afternoons, knowing there are at least a dozen games stacked up for your entertainment. Once the playoffs start, if the game’s a blowout or otherwise crappy game, you can’t just flip to another one– you’re stuck with it. Hopefully this is a little consolation if you’re stuck someplace watching the Jets-Seahawks or some other dreck. Enjoy it while it lasts, little camper.
Tags: open threads, Turner the Burner vs Purple Jesus will rock your face off
December 21st, 2008 at 4:19 pm
Hopefully this is a little consolation if you’re stuck someplace watching the Jets-Seahawks or some other dreck.
Like Texans-Raiders.
December 21st, 2008 at 4:20 pm
Well done, Chiefs. Well fucking done.
December 21st, 2008 at 4:22 pm
I get to watch Redskins-Eagles after watching the Cowboys shit the bed last night.
/FUCK I’M IN THE SEVENTH LEVEL OF HELL
December 21st, 2008 at 4:24 pm
there are a lot of blacks on the Redskins’ defensive lineup
December 21st, 2008 at 4:25 pm
God bless LenDale – You give fat people like me hope.
December 21st, 2008 at 4:25 pm
Pittsburgh already cost me my parlay. there goes the rest of the day.
December 21st, 2008 at 4:39 pm
You KNOW LenDale reads KSK
December 21st, 2008 at 4:44 pm
Hahaha Broncos lost another RB. We’re down to Barrelman and a drive-through Jack-in-the-box worker.
December 21st, 2008 at 4:50 pm
Detroit has made me a believer!
Nothing is Possible!! aka The Road to XVI
December 21st, 2008 at 4:55 pm
Oh Washington, you suck. Really, really.
December 21st, 2008 at 4:57 pm
Pretty good idea for Zorn to send Suisham out for a 54 yarder… even Marinelli wouldn’t have botched that decision!
December 21st, 2008 at 5:00 pm
I get stuck with my Bills! Not good, and the fuxin snowblower died.
December 21st, 2008 at 5:03 pm
Purple Jesus versus the burner wouldn’t even be close if not for the fact that PJ holds on to the ball like a disease ridden illegitimate child. Fucking turnovers are killing.
December 21st, 2008 at 5:06 pm
Yea, I am happy to sit and wrap and let my neighbor do the snow blowing. Paying later to sit now and watch football.
December 21st, 2008 at 5:19 pm
I wish Sonny Jurgenson died instead of Sammy Baugh
/happy to see any Redskin die really… hoping Clinton Portis is next
December 21st, 2008 at 5:19 pm
I think that Drew is going to convert back to being a Purple Jew if AP keeps fumbling.
December 21st, 2008 at 5:22 pm
Seriously, What the fuck?
December 21st, 2008 at 5:25 pm
Spilly, I am just speechless. Are they supposed to be red Grimace’s? Or maybe fuzzy chili peppers?
Another thought. I imagine the majority of people watching NFL are male. Why so many Owen Wilson pix? Why not J Aniston? Duh?
December 21st, 2008 at 5:30 pm
@boatdrinks
I don’t even know. I know that at the games they give out these orange pompom things, I guess two people were bored and had some extra tape.
December 21st, 2008 at 5:41 pm
I thought they were the Fry Guys.
December 21st, 2008 at 6:01 pm
DAMMIT. Shitty Philly is back.
December 21st, 2008 at 6:23 pm
Oh, God, the Vikings-Falcons game is fucking horrible. Can we go back to talking about New Jersey, Baltimore and DC?
December 21st, 2008 at 6:25 pm
Jesus, the Pumpkin Pie Cutlerfucker will not let Denver die.
December 21st, 2008 at 6:26 pm
I was in the kitchen and heard the phrase “Brian Russell in coverage” and knew immediately there’d been a penalty.
December 21st, 2008 at 6:34 pm
The line has increased to +4.5 for the Panthers. Is this a Vegas trap?
December 21st, 2008 at 6:39 pm
There’s a VISA NFL commercial that has shots of people raptly watching a Bills-Pats game. The hopeful-looking (but underage) girl always gives me impure thoughts on Sundays. Look for her, pervs.
December 21st, 2008 at 6:41 pm
Purple Jesus is playing like he had too much Passover wine…
December 21st, 2008 at 6:41 pm
That was the best Gus Johnson-gasm since that Gonzaga game a few years back.
December 21st, 2008 at 6:42 pm
Fuck.
December 21st, 2008 at 6:44 pm
Holy balls the Broncos are shitting the bed. Last time I saw them choke this much one of our guys got shot afterwards.
December 21st, 2008 at 6:48 pm
If the Broncos lose this game and to the Chargers next week and Shanahan keeps his job…
What am I saying, Denver’s lips are wrapped so far around Ratface’s balls that it would take the jaws of life to get him out of town.
December 21st, 2008 at 6:53 pm
So, BWAHAHAHAHAHHAHA JETS LOSE! SUCK IT FAVRE!
December 21st, 2008 at 6:54 pm
Ha ha, the Broncos are choking!
/watches Vikings fumble for 19th time
December 21st, 2008 at 6:58 pm
Less than 20 yards on 12 plays in the 4th qtr. Man you suck, Philly.
December 21st, 2008 at 6:59 pm
For a game with a damn low score, Joe Buck sure is raising his voice a lot in the background….
My NYJ -3.5 / DEN -6.5 parlay is a complete bust, I’m going all-in on the Panthers to win.
December 21st, 2008 at 7:01 pm
Everytime I check the Philly game online, today it seems like they’re 2 and 12 on their own 20. Suckage.
Broncos have too much time…crush them, Eye of Jauron!
December 21st, 2008 at 7:03 pm
How will the Vikings fuck this one up?
December 21st, 2008 at 7:06 pm
Another impressive display of clock management from Andy Reid.
December 21st, 2008 at 7:06 pm
the blacks are really upset that Matt Ryan is helping Atlanta make the playoffs, as if Michael Vick could’ve done it.
December 21st, 2008 at 7:07 pm
gotta love it when McNabb throws grounders to his wide receivers during crunch time
December 21st, 2008 at 7:08 pm
where was this offense the whole damn game?
December 21st, 2008 at 7:11 pm
Fuck Fuck Fuck Motherfucking Bucket of Fuck, which when splilled is a Fucking Massive Fucking Fuck Stain.
December 21st, 2008 at 7:11 pm
And the Denver ground crew now must remove 700 pounds of fresh, steaming shit from Invesco Field @ Mile High.
December 21st, 2008 at 7:13 pm
bwahahahahaha Favaro! J-E-T-S, CHOKE CHOKE CHOKE.
/that said, go Jets against Miami.
December 21st, 2008 at 7:14 pm
If that was Ape’s team, they’d give it to him.
December 21st, 2008 at 7:15 pm
shut your fucking face cutlerfucker! you a boner biting bastard cutlerfucker!!!
go bolts!!!
December 21st, 2008 at 7:16 pm
gotta love the classy Warshinton fans with the “hey! you suck” chant.
December 21st, 2008 at 7:17 pm
…damn, gotta say, feelin for Mcnabb. Not an eagles fan, but his receivers did him NO favors tonight.
December 21st, 2008 at 7:17 pm
Wow… in the last 3 hours we’ve had 3 teams with clear shots to the playoffs blow their opportunity against inferior teams… The Jets, Broncos, and Eagles. It would be funny for me if I weren’t a Jets fan.
December 21st, 2008 at 7:23 pm
Epic Broncos choke was epic.
/sadface
December 21st, 2008 at 10:28 pm
Who said the Broncos choked? I saw the Bills making a bunch of plays and taking control of the game, not the Broncos making any horribly boneheaded plays. The Broncos got beat, deal with it.
The Bills actually are a decent team when they don’t start JP Losman. Who would have thunk it? (Answer: Anyone with a half a brain.)
December 22nd, 2008 at 2:43 am
What do you mean it’s Jay Cutler’s christmas tree? Elway was the one who smoked
December 22nd, 2008 at 9:06 am
Yeah, it’s not McNabb’s fault that his receivers don’t have arms growing out of their ankles.
December 22nd, 2008 at 12:43 pm
i guess brandon marshall won’t be spending any time at the cutler household for christmas because i don’t see one mcdonald’s wrapper on that tree.
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