4pm Open Thread: For One Glorious Day, the Philadelphia Eagles are America’s Team
The Raiders suck and my fantasy teams were even worse. At this point, all I have is rooting against the Cowboys. Under normal circumstances I couldn’t care less about the fortunes of the Iggles. But with Dallas’ playoff hopes hanging in the balance, Cowboy-haters worldwide are coalescing to throw their support behind Andy Reid’s Butthash Huffing All-Stars.
Sure, I hate the Patriots too. But that is a fairly recent hatred (tuck rule). My Cowboys hatred has been boiling for decades and takes complete precedence. Therefore, as I write this (12:30 p.m. EST) I hereby make this bargain with the cosmos: keep the Cowboys out and I’ll be content to let the Pats-Dolphins-Jets chips fall as they may.
In other action, Baltimore is playing for their playoff future against the Jags. Seahawks-Cardinals hook up in an old-fashioned shitshow for regional viewers. Lastly we have the Irrelevancy Bowl: will the Skins be able to tank for draft position or will Mike Martz’s sabotage attempts give the 49er’s a hard-earned loss?
[ Reminder: SNF live blog for tonight's San Diego-Denver play-in game. It's a holiday miracle. ]
Tags: butthash, open threads
December 28th, 2008 at 4:00 pm
FUCK DA EAGLES BITCHEZ!!!!!!
GO COWBOYS!!!
December 28th, 2008 at 4:15 pm
it’s a gift from god…I DON’T HAVE TO WATCH JETS/DOLPHINS!!!! fox did a last minute switch in the ny market and we get the doubleheader instead of ‘the dead zone’. yessssss!!!!! share in my excitement! love me! love the nfl! love the world! flowers are blooming, angels are singing, the world is full of beauty and satisfaction!
December 28th, 2008 at 4:18 pm
Favre sucks, Jones sucks, Mangini sucks, Jets suck.
December 28th, 2008 at 4:20 pm
fumble eagles. god dammit
December 28th, 2008 at 4:20 pm
The Niners ’80s-style uniforms are great. Absolutely no reason not to wear those at every home game.
December 28th, 2008 at 4:25 pm
Can anyone explain what the fucking point of the VW commercial with the cunty redheads is? You don’t have to buy the same car as your twin? Is that the pitch?
Go Ravens, go Dolphins. I want more Patriot tears.
December 28th, 2008 at 4:26 pm
I normally despise the Eagles… Except when they play the Cowgirls. GO EAGLES!! Send those sister-fucking redneck, cocksucking Cowgirls back down to Texas!!!! Them and all their fair-weather, scumbag fans can suck my cock!!! FUCK THE COWGIRLS!!!! FUCK THE COWGIRLS!!!! FUCK THE COWGIRLS!!!! FUCK THE COWGIRLS!!!! FUCK THE COWGIRLS!!!! FUCK THE COWGIRLS!!!! FUCK THE COWGIRLS!!!! FUCK THE COWGIRLS!!!! FUCK THE COWGIRLS!!!! FUCK THE COWGIRLS!!!! FUCK THE COWGIRLS!!!! FUCK THE COWGIRLS!!!! FUCK THE COWGIRLS!!!! FUCK THE COWGIRLS!!!! FUCK THE COWGIRLS!!!! FUCK THE COWGIRLS!!!! FUCK THE COWGIRLS!!!! FUCK THE COWGIRLS!!!! FUCK THE COWGIRLS!!!! FUCK THE COWGIRLS!!!! FUCK THE COWGIRLS!!!!
December 28th, 2008 at 4:27 pm
Dolphins with them crazy Jap plays.
December 28th, 2008 at 4:28 pm
I hereby make this bargain with the cosmos: keep the Cowboys out and I’ll content to let the Pats-Dolphins-Jets chips fall as they may.
If you were not ‘content’ what would you do, spill your sippy cup?
GOODGOTDIMMITGO BOYS!!
December 28th, 2008 at 4:29 pm
wtf are those jets cheerleaders wearing? swamp thing uniforms?
December 28th, 2008 at 4:30 pm
Wow, you’d think satan would employ messengers that were a little more mature, like ten.
December 28th, 2008 at 4:30 pm
Ok, so do I have this right?
Playoff Seeding:
NFC
Giants
Panthers
Vikes
Cardnals
Falcons
Cowgirls/Eagles winner
AFC
Titans
Steelers
Miami/Pats (Miami beats jets, they get this spot, if they lose Pats get it and Miami is out of the playoffs)
Broncos/Chargers winner
Indy
Ravens (win and they’re in, lose and it goes to the pats or jets depending on who wins that game)
December 28th, 2008 at 4:31 pm
I like this Playoff Challenge commercial.
December 28th, 2008 at 4:32 pm
Liveblogliveblogliveblogliveblog!
Alvis bless us, every one!
“Now drink with me deeply of the bourbon, scotch and rye until such time as we are fighting drunk. Then we shall find and beat the asses of the non-believers who ruined my feast.”
December 28th, 2008 at 4:32 pm
fuck you brett favre
December 28th, 2008 at 4:32 pm
Farvrception.
December 28th, 2008 at 4:33 pm
Yes, Brian
December 28th, 2008 at 4:36 pm
That’s just Brett being Brett. He would do it for free man
December 28th, 2008 at 4:37 pm
David Martin got
JACKED
UP
December 28th, 2008 at 4:39 pm
cardinals might be the worst team to ever make the playoffs
December 28th, 2008 at 4:42 pm
@B
Why don’t you wait until the end of the Broncos/Chargers to make that statement.
December 28th, 2008 at 4:45 pm
J-E-T-S! JETS JETS JETS.
Fuck these Fish. Nice drop Ricky.
December 28th, 2008 at 4:45 pm
ricky williams could use a bump
December 28th, 2008 at 4:45 pm
Preach, porky1.
December 28th, 2008 at 4:45 pm
@porky1: only if denver wins, and even then i don’t think they’re as bad as the cardinals
December 28th, 2008 at 4:46 pm
Ricky has hands of stoned.
December 28th, 2008 at 4:47 pm
million dollar password? who watches this shit?
December 28th, 2008 at 4:51 pm
Actually, B, they’re almost the same team. They give up more than they score, they play in their conference’s worst division, they have good passing games, injury-prone running games, and defenses you can drive trucks through.
Differences: Denver’s coach looks like a Rat and Arizona’s coach looks like bald Matthew Perry. Arizona’s QB loves Jesus and cookies and Denver’s QB will meet Jesus if he eats cookies.
I’d have to say Denver’s worse. Plus at least the Buzzsaw beat all the crappy teams in their division. Denver got spanked by KC and the Raiders.
December 28th, 2008 at 4:53 pm
wow jimmy rollins sure wears some gay hats
December 28th, 2008 at 4:53 pm
go silky go!!
December 28th, 2008 at 4:58 pm
‘…career long run’ against the Cowboys D? Really sick of this lack of tackling. FUCK!
December 28th, 2008 at 5:00 pm
“Arizona’s QB loves Jesus and cookies and Denver’s QB will meet Jesus if he eats cookies.”
Not bad.
December 28th, 2008 at 5:01 pm
butthash? you mean JENKEM!? oh sweet, sweet jenkem!
December 28th, 2008 at 5:01 pm
I know no one cares, but Seneca Wallace went all Iowa State on Arizona
December 28th, 2008 at 5:01 pm
‘Fly Eagles Fly’ is Harvey Milk gay.
December 28th, 2008 at 5:02 pm
But if the Eagles win we’ll miss the Cowboys annual first round collapse. A Cowboys win will make both Philadelphia and Dallas miserable.
December 28th, 2008 at 5:08 pm
So how do the Patriot fans feel about rooting for the Jets right now? My father-in-law is sick about it right now. Its hilarious, he just cheered the Jets fumble recovery and then realized what he did and hung his head in shame.
December 28th, 2008 at 5:09 pm
f the jets. I am rooting for the jaguars. I will NEVER root for the jets. Go silky
December 28th, 2008 at 5:10 pm
@porky1: after ten minutes of looking at their schedules, i give up. they both stink. the last time i watched the broncos, they were demolishing the jets, the last time i watched the cardinals was that game at new england. call it bias, call it ignorance…call it a pointless argument, they’re both terrible. yay!
December 28th, 2008 at 5:10 pm
Right now, ESPN’s fleet of reporters is working on two alternate stories: “How far will the Cowboys go in the playoffs?” Or “What do the Cowboys do now that they’ve missed the playoffs?” Either will take up the first 25 minutes of Sportscenter.
December 28th, 2008 at 5:10 pm
Rooting for Favre is fucking brutal. I can’t believe what an overrated joke he is.
December 28th, 2008 at 5:11 pm
favretastic shovel pass!!
December 28th, 2008 at 5:11 pm
Since week 9 of the 2007 season, there are two teams that have lost to the Lions – the Broncos(week 9) and the Chiefs (week 16). Draw your own conclusions.
December 28th, 2008 at 5:12 pm
jdr, you just now figured out favre sucks? guy has been shit for at least 5-7 years. He only hung on due to those cornfed rubes in green bay who worshipped his vicoden ass
December 28th, 2008 at 5:13 pm
Nah I knew he’s sucked. But I was able to be indifferent. Having a rooting interest in how well he does is totally different.
December 28th, 2008 at 5:13 pm
that was a pennington-esque touchdown pass by favraro
December 28th, 2008 at 5:13 pm
I’m a Bronco fan, let me settle this. They are indeed worse than the Cardinals. At least the Cardinals have a pass rush.
December 28th, 2008 at 5:14 pm
way to be sneaky mangenius
December 28th, 2008 at 5:15 pm
the cardinals are the buffalo bills. they happen to play in the nfc west so they won the division with an 8-8 record. ’nuff said
December 28th, 2008 at 5:27 pm
17-3 Eagles now…can the Cowboys come back? Or will they mercifully go away to obscurity?
December 28th, 2008 at 5:27 pm
I’m so glad and feel privleged that instead of watching a game with playoff implications, I get to watch my Hawks make the Cardinals look like fucking superbowl contenders
December 28th, 2008 at 5:28 pm
Fucking Jets’ D. suckiest bunch of sucks that ever sucked.
December 28th, 2008 at 5:30 pm
D-O-L-P-H-I-N-S DOLPHINS DOLPHINS DOLPHINS!!!!!
December 28th, 2008 at 5:31 pm
bwahahahaha, Romo.
December 28th, 2008 at 5:31 pm
FARVEIAN!!!!!!
December 28th, 2008 at 5:31 pm
god dammit favre…”Just tryin to make a play”
December 28th, 2008 at 5:31 pm
Hey matt think of the big picture…thanks to wins by Oakland and Cincinnati, a loss by the Hawks gives them either the 4th or 5th pick in the draft…a win makes it 6, 7 or 8…why win this game?
December 28th, 2008 at 5:32 pm
Oh Favre, as someone who wants the Pats out of the playoffs I love you right now.
December 28th, 2008 at 5:33 pm
If that INT ends the Pats’ season, I sure hope it also ends Favre’s career.
December 28th, 2008 at 5:33 pm
Mangina, put Kellen Clemens in now.
December 28th, 2008 at 5:33 pm
cowboys are melting down
December 28th, 2008 at 5:34 pm
I FUCKING KNEW FAVRE WOULD PULL THIS SHIT
December 28th, 2008 at 5:34 pm
Poor Favre got a boo-boo.
December 28th, 2008 at 5:36 pm
I can’t wait for Owens to pull a Steve Smith on Romo
December 28th, 2008 at 5:36 pm
stop grabbing your arm favre. you fucking pussy assed bitch.
December 28th, 2008 at 5:38 pm
Favre is milking this…if he plays “injured” and wins, the media can write what a legend he is. If they lose, well he was hurt and gutted it out.
December 28th, 2008 at 5:40 pm
And there was much crying and gnashing of teeth and rending of garments in the Dallas area
December 28th, 2008 at 5:40 pm
Cowgirls are choking like the pussies they are…
December 28th, 2008 at 5:40 pm
Wait did the Eagles TE just perform a “raise the roof” celebration. This is why we don’t normally let white guys score td
December 28th, 2008 at 5:43 pm
That is true gihyou, but humiliating the fucking cardinals and making them realize that they should thank their lucky fucking stars that just about every starter for the Hawks has missed at least one game is almost worth it.
December 28th, 2008 at 5:44 pm
Can’t wait to listen to Dallas radio tomorrow. Galloway will be on full “Loserville” alert…
December 28th, 2008 at 5:45 pm
I wonder if they’re still standing strong behind Pacman down in Dallas right now.
December 28th, 2008 at 5:49 pm
If the Pats don’t make it, a permanent asterisk will be attached to whomever comes out of the AFC. Can’t be the best without beating the best.
December 28th, 2008 at 5:49 pm
the cowboys are who we thought they were
December 28th, 2008 at 5:50 pm
The Patriots aren’t the best.
December 28th, 2008 at 5:51 pm
How can you claim the patriots are the best when they didn’t win their division?
December 28th, 2008 at 5:51 pm
jdr: Your tears are so delicious. Keep ‘em coming.
December 28th, 2008 at 5:52 pm
It’s not the Dolphins fault that they didn’t play the Giants or Titans this year.
December 28th, 2008 at 5:52 pm
jdr816:
So you’re saying you approve the use of asterisks? I didn’t think a Pats fan could ever say that.
December 28th, 2008 at 5:53 pm
I do believe the Colts, Steelers and Dolphins beat the Pats. So they should be okay.
December 28th, 2008 at 5:53 pm
@jdr: Keep going, Tawmmy
December 28th, 2008 at 5:54 pm
jdr816 is trollicious.
December 28th, 2008 at 5:55 pm
Mmmm, Schadenfreude. The tears are delicious. I’m flipping between both games. Like most NFL fans, I maintain an anti-Cowboys policy. And normally, I wouldn’t care about a Jets-Dolphins game, but now that Favre’s with the Jet’s, it’s GO DOLPHINS!
December 28th, 2008 at 5:55 pm
jdr your embarassing our team. pats had ample opps to avoid this problem. we lost to san diego, jets, dolphins. steelers, colts…had we won any of those games this wouldn’t be an issue
December 28th, 2008 at 5:56 pm
Can we say The cowboys are overrated? Yes we can.
YES WE CAN!
December 28th, 2008 at 5:58 pm
i think…that bill simmons has split personalities, and has decided to play good cop/bad cop as jdr816 and cassels bartender. creepy motherfucker(s).
December 28th, 2008 at 5:58 pm
Jets, you assholes. You WOULD try to use “Carmina Burana” when you kick off. Did you get the idea from a horror movie or a fantasy movie?
December 28th, 2008 at 6:00 pm
Nothing brings people together like waiting for a brawl to start on the Dallas sideline. I think that you can say without hesitation that they are the single most hated franchise in the NFL.
December 28th, 2008 at 6:01 pm
Listen, Joe Buck: Romo doesn’t lead the league in smiles by sitting around and NOT smiling when his team is down 24 in a must-win game. Ok?
December 28th, 2008 at 6:02 pm
jesus fuck snake, jdr, shut the fuck up.
December 28th, 2008 at 6:02 pm
that cowboys play was the craziest thing i’ve ever seen…did they just make that up on the fly? mutiny! no punt! tight end option, go!
December 28th, 2008 at 6:03 pm
The Cowboys are like Gossip Girl…everyone talks about how entertaining they are, but I don’t know anyone who cares or likes them.
December 28th, 2008 at 6:03 pm
jdr816 = some guy named Justin from Northeastern University.
Thanks Google.
Come on now, if you’re going to be a troll, don’t use the same name for everything.
Amateur.
December 28th, 2008 at 6:03 pm
I’m really enjoying this NY/MIA game, but where is PEEZY? Fix yo sack total!
December 28th, 2008 at 6:04 pm
+1 Spilly. now let’s find pictures of his daughter (sister?) and post them on the internet.
December 28th, 2008 at 6:05 pm
P-A-T-S! PATS PATS PATS!
December 28th, 2008 at 6:05 pm
C’mon Spilly, you can’t be giving away info like that and not mention that he cries during Boy Meets World.
December 28th, 2008 at 6:06 pm
To be fair, we’ve all cried during Boy Meets World.
December 28th, 2008 at 6:06 pm
http://www.campushook.com/profile/profile.php?the_profile_name=jdr816
Haha, he calls Bill Simmons his “mentor.” You can’t make this shit up…
December 28th, 2008 at 6:07 pm
Wait, so that play was planned? The idea was for Romo to pump to his left, nearly get blasted, then scramble to his left, throw back across the field to Witten, then throw downfield to Owens? And all that…just for Homo to fumble 2 plays later and the ball get taken back for a TD?
December 28th, 2008 at 6:07 pm
On an unrelated note…the Jetta twins – creepy, hot, or both?
December 28th, 2008 at 6:07 pm
@289
Worse: it’s during Blossom.
December 28th, 2008 at 6:07 pm
Tony Homo just stopped smiling. Nice stiffarm.
December 28th, 2008 at 6:08 pm
damn… was hoping for the near Cowgirls comeback… The better for their fans to not to grasp reality
December 28th, 2008 at 6:09 pm
Hey, who’s excited about this Tim Roth show?
December 28th, 2008 at 6:09 pm
From JDR’s campus dating page:
“The Me-No-Likey List … people who adhere to a stereotype”
“The “Yeah that’s Cool” List … The Tom Brady Era … good beer (i.e. Sam Adams) …. my patriots winter hat”
Irony is a wonderful thing. Almost as good as the Cowboys slitting their belly on the field.
December 28th, 2008 at 6:09 pm
Jetta twins, definitely not at all attractive. Not even that creepy either. Just obnoxious. I’d rather watch Saved by Zero.
December 28th, 2008 at 6:10 pm
Oh, Pacman gone fumble da kickoff. BULLEE DAT.
December 28th, 2008 at 6:11 pm
CHUH CHUH
December 28th, 2008 at 6:12 pm
But Topanga grew up into a piece of ass, huh? Gotta love those DSLs.
December 28th, 2008 at 6:12 pm
oh it gets better and better in Philly.
December 28th, 2008 at 6:14 pm
poor darling jdr just erased his profile. *tears*
December 28th, 2008 at 6:14 pm
Everyone Hates Dallas Says:
I think that you can say without hesitation that they are the single most hated franchise in the NFL.
I think the list is:
1) Patriots
2) Cowboys
3) Steelers
4) Giants
Although the Giants are moving up the list. But there are a lot of Giants fans who visit this site to counter the trash talk.
/spits
//readjusts gold jewelry
///sprays an entire can of hair spray on hair
December 28th, 2008 at 6:15 pm
Fuk da postseezin. Pacman goin to Cabo to get suma dem Latin azzcakes. Pacman got a churro fo dem an he gon spread enchilada sauce up in da gutz fa sho fa sho. An Pacman gon drank. Oh he gon drank.
December 28th, 2008 at 6:15 pm
HO-LEE SHIT, DALLAS
December 28th, 2008 at 6:15 pm
OH MY GOD LOLOLOLOLOL FUCK THE COWBOYS LOLOLOLOLOL
December 28th, 2008 at 6:15 pm
Worst collapse since Kevin Everett.
December 28th, 2008 at 6:16 pm
wow
December 28th, 2008 at 6:16 pm
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Already eagerly awaiting Wade & Jerry.
December 28th, 2008 at 6:16 pm
Nice effort to make the tackle, Tony.
December 28th, 2008 at 6:17 pm
The “angry Jerry Jones” image KSK uses needs to be re-photoshopped to make him look even angrier. Maybe add a Hitler mustache or a Mike Tyson facial tattoo.
December 28th, 2008 at 6:17 pm
im·plo·sion (m-plzhn)
n.
1. A violent collapse inward, as of a highly evacuated glass vessel.
2. Violent compression.
3. The inward collapse of a building that is being demolished in a controlled fashion by the weakening and breaking of structural members by explosives.
4. Linguistics The pronunciation of a stop consonant with the breath drawn in.
5. Dallas Cowboys, week 17.
December 28th, 2008 at 6:18 pm
That’s okay B, I never closed that window.
December 28th, 2008 at 6:18 pm
Wow… this day just keeps getting better and better!
December 28th, 2008 at 6:18 pm
Swollen loops indicate a nurturing personality and an appetite for two; perfect match – abortion.
December 28th, 2008 at 6:18 pm
Joselio Hanson was clearly jealous of all the attention Visanthe Shiancoe was receiving.
December 28th, 2008 at 6:19 pm
Cowboy football is choking when it matters the most.
December 28th, 2008 at 6:20 pm
Wade Phillips’ career outlook is now matching Paul Blart’s.
December 28th, 2008 at 6:20 pm
Mmmm . . . haterade.
As for Dallas, their tears of unfathomable sadness are delicious.
December 28th, 2008 at 6:20 pm
THIS IS ALL ED WERDER’S FAULT!
December 28th, 2008 at 6:21 pm
@twoeightnine, B
It got quiet in here, didn’t it?
December 28th, 2008 at 6:21 pm
Any chance of a gun a fight on Cowboy sideline with Tank Johnson and Pacman Jones?
December 28th, 2008 at 6:22 pm
I think this weeks Wade and Jerry will just be Wade, Garrett, and the team showing up at the 50 yard line in old Texas Stadium at Jerry’s invitation…cut to Jerry and Pacman outside with a plunger and a keg of Lone Star.
/YEEEEEE-HAWWWWW
December 28th, 2008 at 6:22 pm
another romo fumble. he’s not enjoying the spot light is he?
December 28th, 2008 at 6:22 pm
Andy Reid is imploring to crowd to make noise by waving his arms. That’s the most aerobic exercise he’s gotten in the last five years.
December 28th, 2008 at 6:22 pm
@spilly:
All I hear is a stupid college kid trying to erase all signs of his existence. FAIL.
December 28th, 2008 at 6:22 pm
You’ve got to be kidding me.
More likely to coach the Cowboys next year: Wade Phillips or Bum Phillips?
December 28th, 2008 at 6:22 pm
Holy shit, this is just epic epic epic epic failure to the nth degree. How does Peter King rationalize this?
December 28th, 2008 at 6:23 pm
I think Andy Reid was the motion capture model for all the fatties aboard the ship in WALL-E.
December 28th, 2008 at 6:23 pm
shouldn’t they just call the game now? can the cowboys forfeit?
December 28th, 2008 at 6:23 pm
Me thinks Romo is this type of superstar:
http://i90.photobucket.com/albums/k250/misled1/superstar.jpg
And not the kind that Double J thought he was.
December 28th, 2008 at 6:24 pm
Jerry is already discussing how much it’s gonna cost to get Pete Carrol.
December 28th, 2008 at 6:25 pm
Someone please have a screencap of Romo holding his helmet after that last fumble. Please!
December 28th, 2008 at 6:25 pm
it’s brad johnson time, baby! put him in!
December 28th, 2008 at 6:25 pm
Joe Buck=grief counselor for Cowboy fans
Just long enough to get Aikman’s cock out of his mouth.
December 28th, 2008 at 6:26 pm
It is a glorious night in the City of Brotherly Love.
December 28th, 2008 at 6:27 pm
I wish I would have recorded this game. I hate the damn Eagles, but I could watch this over and over and over again.
December 28th, 2008 at 6:27 pm
Its allways sunny in Philadelphia
December 28th, 2008 at 6:28 pm
Tank Johnson is pissed off. Keep him away from his gun cache.
December 28th, 2008 at 6:28 pm
haha oh shit I didn’t realize Lousaka Polite was still in the league.
/Pitt
December 28th, 2008 at 6:28 pm
Right now, the Cowboys are getting destroyed more violently than the Lions have all season, except for maybe that game against the Titans.
December 28th, 2008 at 6:28 pm
Please keep it up, Miami….
I don’t want to jinx this, but we’re on the verge of a playoffs with no Favre, no Patriots, and no Cowboys.
… still two Mannings, but you can’t win em all.
December 28th, 2008 at 6:29 pm
Ha! Fuck you, T.O.
He’s your quarterback, and he sucks. Throw him under the bus.
December 28th, 2008 at 6:29 pm
Today, we are all Eagles fans. Cue the montage of adorable mutli-racial kids…
“I am an Eagles fan!”
“I’m an Eagles fan!”
“Soy un partidario de Eagles!”
December 28th, 2008 at 6:29 pm
JJ’s gonna kill Wade with a pair of scissors.
December 28th, 2008 at 6:30 pm
It’s like a car crash, I don’t want to look but I can’t turn my eyes away from it!
December 28th, 2008 at 6:30 pm
Aikman: “The best team doesn’t always win. The team with the most talented players isn’t always a team.”
I’m not usually a fan of Troy Aikman’s commentating, but listening to him rationalize during this game is awesome.
December 28th, 2008 at 6:30 pm
good lord CBS’ bowl lineup doesn’t match what I dropped in the bowl this morning.
December 28th, 2008 at 6:32 pm
I don’t envy the waiters in Double J’s luxury box. Or the stewardesses on the plane ride home.
December 28th, 2008 at 6:32 pm
ohhhh man. Comedy gold.
ATTN PETER KING: “Some quarterbacks enjoy getting roughed up a little.”
December 28th, 2008 at 6:32 pm
…i can’t get enough of the wade face.
December 28th, 2008 at 6:32 pm
@slothrop
It gets significantly worse when you remember The Village People are doing the Sun Bowl halftime show.
December 28th, 2008 at 6:33 pm
Aikman: “The best team doesn’t always win. The team with the most talented players is usually stocked with overpaid, arrogant children and slapped together with spit and chewing gum by a crazy owner who simply throws money at the problem until it blows up in his face.”
Quick, is he talking about the Knicks, Yankees, or Cowboys?
December 28th, 2008 at 6:33 pm
Seriously? The Cowboys are an NFL team? They look like the Buffalo Bills.
December 28th, 2008 at 6:35 pm
@porky: Well, you said “The team with the most talented players,” so it’s definitely not the Knicks…and then you said, “arrogant children,” so it’s not the Yankees since everyone on that team old or crippled.
December 28th, 2008 at 6:36 pm
I love the Fox Andy Reid montage. The frame can barely contain him.
December 28th, 2008 at 6:37 pm
@ Jizzthrasher
I meant mental children, but still, well argued. And since the Cowboys are sucking the weenie today, I think that, and the spirit of the season, moves me to give you a hearty handshake and a big +1.
December 28th, 2008 at 6:37 pm
It’s nice to see the TO curse come home to roost in another city.
December 28th, 2008 at 6:39 pm
This is ALL Ed Werder’s fault!
BWAHAHAHA!
December 28th, 2008 at 6:41 pm
hahah a fucked up punt. even the jets special teams suck
December 28th, 2008 at 6:44 pm
I’ll bet the players are going to blame God.
December 28th, 2008 at 6:45 pm
It makes me sick to my stomach to cheer for the Dolphins but then I think about the Pats missing the playoffs and I get a hard-on.
December 28th, 2008 at 6:45 pm
What’s Romo’s record past November again?
December 28th, 2008 at 6:45 pm
has everyone really forgotten how absolutely awful the jets were with pennington? they were the most unwatchable team i’ve ever, um, watched last year. you can’t say that pennington ‘put them over the top’, phil. you just can’t.
December 28th, 2008 at 6:46 pm
Damn me and my betting prowless. I’m now stuck rooting for a jets touchdown to keep my 400 parlay alive!!! AND I FUCKING HATE FARVE!!
December 28th, 2008 at 6:46 pm
JDR thinks the Pats missing the playoffs belongs on the “Me-No-Likely” list.
December 28th, 2008 at 6:51 pm
When is the last time the Cowboy’s won a playoff game??
HAHAHA
December 28th, 2008 at 6:52 pm
42.3 qb rating. fuck you brett favre
December 28th, 2008 at 6:53 pm
WHERE ARE YOU JDR816, YOU MUST RESPOND!!!!!!! YOUR PRIDE IS ON THE LINE!!!!!!
December 28th, 2008 at 6:53 pm
We’re 8 minutes away from the second biggest epic failure in history.
December 28th, 2008 at 6:54 pm
i expected favre to suck, but what is your excuse silky garrard? I bought some reasonably priced pussy off you last year. You owe me!
December 28th, 2008 at 6:55 pm
I’m looking forward to Favre’s next teary press conference.
Holy fuck. I never in a million years thought I would say that.
December 28th, 2008 at 6:59 pm
He’s just a gunslinger! Just having fun out there! He doesn’t even know what the score is!
December 28th, 2008 at 6:59 pm
Oh Favre thank you so much!!
December 28th, 2008 at 7:01 pm
I’m looking forward to TO’s postgame press conference. That should be some quality entertainment.
December 28th, 2008 at 7:01 pm
as a jets fan and favre detractor, the phrase ‘FUCK YOU BRETT FAVRE’ has never been so fitting.
December 28th, 2008 at 7:02 pm
Brett Favre, just tryin to make a play
December 28th, 2008 at 7:02 pm
Favre’s been shitting his Real. Comfortable. Jeans today.
December 28th, 2008 at 7:03 pm
Nice throw Farve. Well my parlay is now shit, but it could be worse. My football team could have 11 wins and not make the playoffs.
December 28th, 2008 at 7:03 pm
@Academic
I’m thinking we’ll get something like “..my quarterback? Nah. That’s not my quarterback, that’s Jason Witten’s quarterback. Fuck him.
December 28th, 2008 at 7:03 pm
Wait…where does Brooks Bollinger rank on the smiles list?
December 28th, 2008 at 7:04 pm
Jets fans…you just got gunslung by the gunslinger named Brett Farve
December 28th, 2008 at 7:06 pm
HOW BOUT DEM COWBOYS?
December 28th, 2008 at 7:07 pm
Boy, nothing makes me want to buy a product like seeing Kathy Griffin’s ugly mug on my TV screen. A “tricked out nametag thingy?” Comedy gold!
December 28th, 2008 at 7:08 pm
@TF88: You’re forgetting the important thing: he’s having fun out there. Like he’s a kid! A kid that makes terrible, terrible decisions with the football.
December 28th, 2008 at 7:12 pm
You think Farve has got one more pick left in that arm of his???
December 28th, 2008 at 7:12 pm
2008 Cowboys: a new definition of shit the bed
y/y?
December 28th, 2008 at 7:14 pm
UN-
FREAKIN’-
BELIEVABLE.
December 28th, 2008 at 7:15 pm
Dear Mr. Favre:
If you have an ounce of sense left, you’ll know this is the point where you exit gracefully. Don’t do that “maybe I’ll retire or maybe I won’t” crap. New Jersey/New York won’t take that crap.
December 28th, 2008 at 7:16 pm
come on brett, 4 picks, you can do it. just trying to have fun out there right?
December 28th, 2008 at 7:17 pm
nice lateral favre you fucking cocksucker
December 28th, 2008 at 7:17 pm
KTFO!
December 28th, 2008 at 7:17 pm
Favre just got jacked up!!
December 28th, 2008 at 7:19 pm
what no mighty ducks flying V?
December 28th, 2008 at 7:21 pm
BRETT FAVRE TRIED TO SQUEEZE THAT ONE LAST INTERCEPTION IN
GOD I LOVE FOOTBALL
December 28th, 2008 at 7:22 pm
On Sunday Countdown today, Keyshawn basically said that Favre was gonna shit the bed. Berman said that there’s no way it was gonna happen. Keyshawn pushed and said that there’s at least a chance he will. Berman wouldn’t even admit that that chance existed. Keyshawn then basically called Berman an asshole.
Anyone else catch that this morning? Can we get the video?