
The Raiders suck and my fantasy teams were even worse. At this point, all I have is rooting against the Cowboys. Under normal circumstances I couldn’t care less about the fortunes of the Iggles. But with Dallas’ playoff hopes hanging in the balance, Cowboy-haters worldwide are coalescing to throw their support behind Andy Reid’s Butthash Huffing All-Stars.
Sure, I hate the Patriots too. But that is a fairly recent hatred (tuck rule). My Cowboys hatred has been boiling for decades and takes complete precedence. Therefore, as I write this (12:30 p.m. EST) I hereby make this bargain with the cosmos: keep the Cowboys out and I’ll be content to let the Pats-Dolphins-Jets chips fall as they may.
In other action, Baltimore is playing for their playoff future against the Jags. Seahawks-Cardinals hook up in an old-fashioned shitshow for regional viewers. Lastly we have the Irrelevancy Bowl: will the Skins be able to tank for draft position or will Mike Martz’s sabotage attempts give the 49er’s a hard-earned loss?
[ Reminder: SNF live blog for tonight's San Diego-Denver play-in game. It's a holiday miracle. ]


On Sunday Countdown today, Keyshawn basically said that Favre was gonna shit the bed. Berman said that there’s no way it was gonna happen. Keyshawn pushed and said that there’s at least a chance he will. Berman wouldn’t even admit that that chance existed. Keyshawn then basically called Berman an asshole.
Anyone else catch that this morning? Can we get the video?
BRETT FAVRE TRIED TO SQUEEZE THAT ONE LAST INTERCEPTION IN
GOD I LOVE FOOTBALL
what no mighty ducks flying V?
Favre just got jacked up!!
KTFO!
nice lateral favre you fucking cocksucker
come on brett, 4 picks, you can do it. just trying to have fun out there right?
Dear Mr. Favre:
If you have an ounce of sense left, you’ll know this is the point where you exit gracefully. Don’t do that “maybe I’ll retire or maybe I won’t” crap. New Jersey/New York won’t take that crap.
UN-
FREAKIN’-
BELIEVABLE.
2008 Cowboys: a new definition of shit the bed
y/y?
You think Farve has got one more pick left in that arm of his???
@TF88: You’re forgetting the important thing: he’s having fun out there. Like he’s a kid! A kid that makes terrible, terrible decisions with the football.
Boy, nothing makes me want to buy a product like seeing Kathy Griffin’s ugly mug on my TV screen. A “tricked out nametag thingy?” Comedy gold!
HOW BOUT DEM COWBOYS?
Jets fans…you just got gunslung by the gunslinger named Brett Farve
Wait…where does Brooks Bollinger rank on the smiles list?
@Academic
I’m thinking we’ll get something like “..my quarterback? Nah. That’s not my quarterback, that’s Jason Witten’s quarterback. Fuck him.
Nice throw Farve. Well my parlay is now shit, but it could be worse. My football team could have 11 wins and not make the playoffs.
Favre’s been shitting his Real. Comfortable. Jeans today.
Brett Favre, just tryin to make a play
as a jets fan and favre detractor, the phrase ‘FUCK YOU BRETT FAVRE’ has never been so fitting.
I’m looking forward to TO’s postgame press conference. That should be some quality entertainment.
Oh Favre thank you so much!!
He’s just a gunslinger! Just having fun out there! He doesn’t even know what the score is!
I’m looking forward to Favre’s next teary press conference.
Holy fuck. I never in a million years thought I would say that.
i expected favre to suck, but what is your excuse silky garrard? I bought some reasonably priced pussy off you last year. You owe me!
We’re 8 minutes away from the second biggest epic failure in history.
WHERE ARE YOU JDR816, YOU MUST RESPOND!!!!!!! YOUR PRIDE IS ON THE LINE!!!!!!
42.3 qb rating. fuck you brett favre
When is the last time the Cowboy’s won a playoff game??
HAHAHA
JDR thinks the Pats missing the playoffs belongs on the “Me-No-Likely” list.
Damn me and my betting prowless. I’m now stuck rooting for a jets touchdown to keep my 400 parlay alive!!! AND I FUCKING HATE FARVE!!
has everyone really forgotten how absolutely awful the jets were with pennington? they were the most unwatchable team i’ve ever, um, watched last year. you can’t say that pennington ‘put them over the top’, phil. you just can’t.
What’s Romo’s record past November again?
It makes me sick to my stomach to cheer for the Dolphins but then I think about the Pats missing the playoffs and I get a hard-on.
I’ll bet the players are going to blame God.
hahah a fucked up punt. even the jets special teams suck
This is ALL Ed Werder’s fault!
BWAHAHAHA!
It’s nice to see the TO curse come home to roost in another city.
@ Jizzthrasher
I meant mental children, but still, well argued. And since the Cowboys are sucking the weenie today, I think that, and the spirit of the season, moves me to give you a hearty handshake and a big +1.
I love the Fox Andy Reid montage. The frame can barely contain him.
@porky: Well, you said “The team with the most talented players,” so it’s definitely not the Knicks…and then you said, “arrogant children,” so it’s not the Yankees since everyone on that team old or crippled.
Seriously? The Cowboys are an NFL team? They look like the Buffalo Bills.
Aikman: “The best team doesn’t always win. The team with the most talented players is usually stocked with overpaid, arrogant children and slapped together with spit and chewing gum by a crazy owner who simply throws money at the problem until it blows up in his face.”
Quick, is he talking about the Knicks, Yankees, or Cowboys?
@slothrop
It gets significantly worse when you remember The Village People are doing the Sun Bowl halftime show.
…i can’t get enough of the wade face.
ohhhh man. Comedy gold.
ATTN PETER KING: “Some quarterbacks enjoy getting roughed up a little.”
I don’t envy the waiters in Double J’s luxury box. Or the stewardesses on the plane ride home.
good lord CBS’ bowl lineup doesn’t match what I dropped in the bowl this morning.
Aikman: “The best team doesn’t always win. The team with the most talented players isn’t always a team.”
I’m not usually a fan of Troy Aikman’s commentating, but listening to him rationalize during this game is awesome.
It’s like a car crash, I don’t want to look but I can’t turn my eyes away from it!
JJ’s gonna kill Wade with a pair of scissors.
Today, we are all Eagles fans. Cue the montage of adorable mutli-racial kids…
“I am an Eagles fan!”
“I’m an Eagles fan!”
“Soy un partidario de Eagles!”
Ha! Fuck you, T.O.
He’s your quarterback, and he sucks. Throw him under the bus.
Please keep it up, Miami….
I don’t want to jinx this, but we’re on the verge of a playoffs with no Favre, no Patriots, and no Cowboys.
… still two Mannings, but you can’t win em all.
Right now, the Cowboys are getting destroyed more violently than the Lions have all season, except for maybe that game against the Titans.
haha oh shit I didn’t realize Lousaka Polite was still in the league.
/Pitt
Tank Johnson is pissed off. Keep him away from his gun cache.
Its allways sunny in Philadelphia
I wish I would have recorded this game. I hate the damn Eagles, but I could watch this over and over and over again.
It is a glorious night in the City of Brotherly Love.
Joe Buck=grief counselor for Cowboy fans
Just long enough to get Aikman’s cock out of his mouth.
it’s brad johnson time, baby! put him in!
Someone please have a screencap of Romo holding his helmet after that last fumble. Please!
Jerry is already discussing how much it’s gonna cost to get Pete Carrol.
Me thinks Romo is this type of superstar:
http://i90.photobucket.com/albums/k250/misled1/superstar.jpg
And not the kind that Double J thought he was.
shouldn’t they just call the game now? can the cowboys forfeit?
I think Andy Reid was the motion capture model for all the fatties aboard the ship in WALL-E.
Holy shit, this is just epic epic epic epic failure to the nth degree. How does Peter King rationalize this?
You’ve got to be kidding me.
More likely to coach the Cowboys next year: Wade Phillips or Bum Phillips?
@spilly:
All I hear is a stupid college kid trying to erase all signs of his existence. FAIL.
Andy Reid is imploring to crowd to make noise by waving his arms. That’s the most aerobic exercise he’s gotten in the last five years.
another romo fumble. he’s not enjoying the spot light is he?
I think this weeks Wade and Jerry will just be Wade, Garrett, and the team showing up at the 50 yard line in old Texas Stadium at Jerry’s invitation…cut to Jerry and Pacman outside with a plunger and a keg of Lone Star.
/YEEEEEE-HAWWWWW
Any chance of a gun a fight on Cowboy sideline with Tank Johnson and Pacman Jones?