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Your Updated Tomlinson-Polamalu Nike ad

11.16.08 Written by Christmas Ape

TAGS: homerific as I wanna be, xmas ape
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  1. 11.17.08 at 11:23 am
    Loot87

    I’d say you’d be insane to bet on the Steelers to cover at home.

  2. 11.17.08 at 10:37 am
    Seisto

    At what point do we get a post about all the money lost on that last second “touchdown/not a TD/wait it’s a touchdown/fuck it let’s get off the field, no touchdown” call that ultimately cost so many folks their bet of the week?

    San Diego bias! Gambling officials! It’s the Steelers and the Chargers next on CBS.

  3. 11.17.08 at 9:06 am
    FozzieBear

    For those who wondered which fan base would fill the “douche gap” when Brady went down and took the Pats’ fans with him … we have our answer.

    Funny, I was sure it was going to be the Giants fans this year. Live and learn.

  4. 11.16.08 at 9:12 pm
    Spatula

    I miss “Barrack Billick’s” insightful analysis of the Raven’s great victory over the Giants.

  5. 11.16.08 at 9:08 pm
    K2

    The Steelers are learning a lesson that it took the Ravens years to learn. Drink the Kool-Aid and don’t complain about the zebras.

  6. 11.16.08 at 8:43 pm
    Spatula

    It’s nice to see the NFL punishing the Steelers for complaining about bullshit fines with bullshit calls. “Illegal forward pass — take that Polamalu. You think you’ll get an interception run back for a TD? Bullshit! We’ll call over a hundred yards in penalties. Call us pansie? We’ll screw you blue. Nobody screws with the NFL!”

  7. 11.16.08 at 8:38 pm
    georger

    lets give credit where credit is due, jay z took it from ennio morricone’s ecstasy of gold

  8. 11.16.08 at 8:38 pm
    Christmas Ape

    OMG! Polamalu sucks, he only had a pick and three tackles for a loss! What an overrated safety!

  9. 11.16.08 at 8:35 pm
    scola's moves

    Didn’t Polamalu miss like 7 tackles in that game?

  10. 11.16.08 at 8:17 pm
    witticism

    just in case anyone is wondering its the beat form jay-z’s blueprint 2 (on blueprint 2 the curse)

  11. 11.16.08 at 7:46 pm
    Rich

    Alright sports gamblers – I just avoided the bust-out of the year on that SD/PIT game, now I’m throwing it all on Dallas.

    You know what to do. Empty your accounts on Washington. I can’t get lucky twice in one day. Well, unless I bring free nachos to the laundromat.

  12. 11.16.08 at 7:45 pm
    Big Dumb Ben

    I feel dirty and violated afte watching that game

  13. 11.16.08 at 7:45 pm
    Moof!

    You got ankle tackled the fuck down.

  14. 11.16.08 at 7:40 pm
    Rich

    How in the hell is the Cowboys line going up? From 1.5 to 2? The hell?

  15. 11.16.08 at 7:34 pm
    dAndy

    that song sticks in my head really bad

  16. 11.16.08 at 7:33 pm
    SonOfDad

    No addition of “You got knocked the fuck out” ?

  17. 11.16.08 at 7:29 pm
    LaRunsOutOfBounds

    I don’t mean to defend the biggest pussy this side of Eli but you seem to have missed all the times where Troy was caught overplaying the run and getting burned.

    That said, fuck my life…

  18. 11.16.08 at 7:29 pm
    placekickerholder

    Where was the illegal forward pass on that last play? Hochuli flexes approvingly at the officiating of that game.

  19. 11.16.08 at 7:28 pm
    Jag Desai

    haha that was funny

  20. 11.16.08 at 7:26 pm
    Grimey

    Oh wait, never mind.

  21. 11.16.08 at 7:26 pm
    Grimey

    Did Pittsburgh just cover?

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