Comments on: Oh, You Think You’re So Hot, Matt Cassel, Just Because You Can Win Without Cheating

By: Favre's Next Interception

Favre's Next Interception — Sat, 29 Nov 2008 20:51:55 +0000

Maybe the Stillers can trade for him – I heard they were looking for a Qback ever since Ben got part of his brain crushed in that bike accident. Which one of QB’s do you want Ape?

By: BAM Morrisey

BAM Morrisey — Sat, 29 Nov 2008 16:20:54 +0000

I wonder what Tawwmyy from Qwwinzee would say if someone suggested trading WELKAAH.

/NAWT HAYPPY.

By: Ahmad's Bradshaw

Ahmad's Bradshaw — Sat, 29 Nov 2008 12:58:07 +0000

Holy shit Five-Alive and Vodka, truly a beverage of the gods, a modern day ambrosia

By: 5823111

5823111 — Sat, 29 Nov 2008 03:57:47 +0000

“A staph infection is going to fuck me over and the backup will expose me as nothing but a system player? (laughs douchebagishly) Okay.”

By: 85

85 — Fri, 28 Nov 2008 22:56:50 +0000

Just couldn’t get through it without Steeler homerism, could you Ape? Fuck everything Patriot, but I laughed my ass off when he got in Anthony Smith’s face. As every Steeler fan knows, Anthony Smith should’ve been swallowed.

By: The A.I.C.

The A.I.C. — Fri, 28 Nov 2008 20:06:46 +0000

What’s that commercial, “Feeling Kinda Sunday”?

Female uses Masquera (ask Tom Zoolander how to spell it) to apply eye black…. Looks awfully neat Zoolander…one more way Giselle is helping out your metro cause

By: Leigh

Leigh — Fri, 28 Nov 2008 19:43:44 +0000

As an ex-New Yorker and Giants fan, I’d like to say: I know we can be loud, stupid, obnoxious, over-hair sprayed, gold jewelry wearing assholes, but we would never even consider trading a future Hall of Fame quarterback. (At least until he’s over 40). We spent 3 1/2 seasons saying to ourselves, “Accorsi is right Eli will develop. Accorsi is right Eli will develop” like a mantra through truly awful, interception filled games and Elisha is nowhere near Brady’s level.

Also, can anyone guess how Matt Cassel will do when he’s not throwing to Randy Moss, throwing to Wes Welker, being coached by Bill Belichick, and in a team system he’s studied for years? My guess is: average.

By: Jay Cutler Smug Prick Face

Jay Cutler Smug Prick Face — Fri, 28 Nov 2008 19:36:47 +0000

Jesus Ape, you sir are brilliant. That was beautiful man.

By: Joe Theisman's Leg

Joe Theisman's Leg — Fri, 28 Nov 2008 19:36:11 +0000

@FrankCastle: Herschel Walker, Ricky Williams. And it’s not like the Vikings would sign that kind of deal today, I mean, it’s not like Childress gets all wet when he thinks about having a good QB under center.

As a Patriots fan (NOT BOSTONIAN, NOT EVEN AMERICAN), I can’t avoid thinking how unbelievable stupid this fanbase is. Two good games and they’re asking for the guy who drove them to 3 FUCKING SUPER BOWLS TITLES with Troy Brown and Deion Branch as the #1 WR to be traded? Really? Really? WHAT KIND OF LOYALTY IS THAT?????

Fuck you!

By: Dan From Chicago

Dan From Chicago — Fri, 28 Nov 2008 19:33:03 +0000

Has the Brady Bounty ever been paid out? Just asking.