Comments on: YOU FACKIN’ TENNESSEE FACKS AHH STEALING OW-UH THUNDAH!!!

By: Elliott Gross

Elliott Gross — Fri, 06 Mar 2009 02:18:18 +0000

All u Carrie fans need to stop bashing Tay.

By: Poe

Poe — Thu, 20 Nov 2008 06:52:52 +0000

Hey, if America gets a live streaking of Taylor Swift out of this, then I’m all for a Titans perfect season.

By: Pubic Enemy

Pubic Enemy — Thu, 20 Nov 2008 06:15:27 +0000

@The Pirate Sloth:
Not that anyone cares, but I read Joey Porter in a Samuel L. Jackson voice.

By: Christmas Ape

Christmas Ape — Thu, 20 Nov 2008 05:34:12 +0000

The phrase “jump the shark” jumped the shark. Ben nuked the fridge. The phrase is not only more current but more appropriate to Ben, ’cause he likes ‘SPLOSIONS

By: porky1

porky1 — Thu, 20 Nov 2008 03:46:19 +0000

Cooncap-wearing shitbawxes.

Excuse me whilst I submit a nomination to the Nobel literary committee in Drew’s name.

By: adam jones

adam jones — Thu, 20 Nov 2008 03:44:08 +0000

aw hell nah we needs to use the porn box to ban this spammer!
And then we gon drank!

By: jujrok

jujrok — Thu, 20 Nov 2008 03:42:50 +0000

i’m going to obama’s website and nominating tommy for secretary of state. he’s the one person who can restore our standing in the world.

oh, and kevincy q: fuck you, cumstain.

By: wrecking_ball

wrecking_ball — Wed, 19 Nov 2008 21:25:29 +0000

Well, now that Big Ben jumped the shark today, at least we can say we still have Tommy.

By: Thighs of Wilfork

Thighs of Wilfork — Wed, 19 Nov 2008 19:43:00 +0000

As a Pats fan, these make me laugh, and then cry a little when I realize these guys represent us. I wish I could say they don’t exist, but I’d be kidding myself.

Oh, and for the record, I’m not rooting for Tennessee to lose for any bullshit pride about the 16-0 season. I just don’t want to listen to Mercury Morris again. Unless he’s rapping:
http://awfulannouncing.blogspot.com/2007/12/mercury-morris-raps-his-feelings-about.html

By: Cock Flashy

Cock Flashy — Wed, 19 Nov 2008 19:42:24 +0000

*(texts rape threat to ex-girlfriend)*

Inspired by, and ghost written by, Ufford.