Comments on: Why’d They Caat Him? He Couldah Been the Welkaaah of tha Defense!

By: sunshiney

sunshiney — Tue, 25 Nov 2008 13:45:49 +0000

I heart John Lynch, and had wish he would never have cut the fawking bastaaahd. But Rodney harrison is still my favorite Dahkie.

By: Sal

Sal — Tue, 25 Nov 2008 13:34:36 +0000

Sehorn’s a pretty boy. That offsets his whiteness and upsets Boston fans. Brady’s the exception.

By: schooner

schooner — Tue, 25 Nov 2008 07:52:59 +0000

When Tawwmmy Brady can’t come back I expect Commissionah Godell to immediately move Matt Ryan to the pats.

By: Ceedat

Ceedat — Tue, 25 Nov 2008 01:24:30 +0000

Two Words: Jacob Hester or if they wait awhile Sam McGuffie!

By: J.L. White

J.L. White — Tue, 25 Nov 2008 00:42:10 +0000

You want to give every Patriot fan a coolective orgasm? What, you say you are disgusted by the very notion of giving those racist, foul-mouthed douchebags an iota of pleasure? Well, too bad, I’m doing it anyway:

Jason Sehorn.

By: Ben

Ben — Tue, 25 Nov 2008 00:26:59 +0000

But they can’t be racists – they voted for Obama!

/hasalreadyheardthisexcusetwice

By: Animal Mother

Animal Mother — Mon, 24 Nov 2008 22:16:46 +0000

The best selling jersey in Patriots history would be Kerry “I hate the dahkies as much the Pats fans” Collins. BAR NONE!

He doesn’t even have to be on the team, just make a #5 jersey with Collins on the back. Sold out in 20 minutes. Throw in a free pack of Skoal and they’d sell out in 5 minutes.

By: IrishCream

IrishCream — Mon, 24 Nov 2008 21:48:19 +0000

How fucked up would it be if the Pats kept signing washed up white players for the preseason just so they could sell their jerseys for boatloads of cash? It’s marketing 101 people: know your customers.

By: Favre's Next Interception

Favre's Next Interception — Mon, 24 Nov 2008 21:30:22 +0000

Hey Ape, is Roethlisberger a Jew name?
Yoaah comin in he-ah with a goddam retahhded jew qback and a dahkie coach? No friggin way ahhh you winnin.

By: the last unitard

the last unitard — Mon, 24 Nov 2008 21:28:32 +0000

I’ll save everyone the time and effort – every white non-kicker in the NFL would be a Pats fan favorite. Because they’re racists.

I’m ready to move on to another Boston stereotype – how about all Boston sports fans are coprophiliacs?