Comments on: What Mysteries Lurk Within a Jungle Deep

By: godsavethenewb

godsavethenewb — Fri, 21 Nov 2008 02:16:51 +0000

@porky

+1 for tom cullen

By: TylerDurden

TylerDurden — Thu, 20 Nov 2008 14:30:30 +0000

Fallout 3…..good game….sorta. Ending sucked ballz. Plot sucked ballz. (and made no sense). VATS is awesome. But it lacked the “soul” of F1.

Now Bioshock (lacks replayability of Fallout) is a great game.

By: IrishCream

IrishCream — Thu, 20 Nov 2008 05:36:05 +0000

A cat named Jean Grey. A Savage Land/Sauron shout out. Can John Madden be Mojo?

By: ACMEsalesrep

ACMEsalesrep — Thu, 20 Nov 2008 04:17:19 +0000

In the draft of “Famous Samoans,” I’m not sure I’d have made Umaga the first overall pick.

By: porky1

porky1 — Thu, 20 Nov 2008 03:40:39 +0000

Actually, I can see the Steelers staff giving Ben a Wiimote during game film meetings and telling him he’s Player One. Keeps him from asking for juiceboxes and Fruit by the Foot.

By: jujrok

jujrok — Thu, 20 Nov 2008 03:30:02 +0000

given the glacial pace of ben’s mental processes, his toddler-like simplicity, his sloth-like reflexes, the panic-induced paralysis he displays in the face of anything coming at him faster than half speed, wouldn’t his video game of choice be something on the order of pong? HALP! indeed. who knew ben had a thing for penelope pitstop?

or is ksk taking its prosaic license to unpredecented heights?

By: porky1

porky1 — Thu, 20 Nov 2008 01:42:37 +0000

Good lord. BEN is the unsung hero of the KSK Universe. Sure, people love Wade and Jerry–but like Forrest Gump…well, let’s just leave it at that.

CAN’T DECIDE TO PLAY FALLOUT 3 OR RESISTANCE 3 OR GEARS OF WAR 2. BEN CONFUSED. BEN ONLY PAWN IN CEREAL OF LIFE. NOW BEN HUNGRY! M-O-O-N, THAT SPELLS “HUNGRY.”

By: GPF

GPF — Wed, 19 Nov 2008 23:30:33 +0000

“CAN BE JUST LIKE PACMAN! OH BEN GONE DRANK! BEN GONE DRANK 10 RED BULLS AND STAY UP PLAYING FALLOUT 3! HARF HARF HARF”

That finally did it, I laughed so hard at work people asked me what was funny/scowled at me for interrupting them working.

By: nashville steeler fan

nashville steeler fan — Wed, 19 Nov 2008 23:17:00 +0000

can shit be back on?

By: Ben's Pip Boy

Ben's Pip Boy — Wed, 19 Nov 2008 22:42:05 +0000

BEN PEES PANTS WHEN MOLE RAT RUNS AT HIM IN FALLOUT