WELKAAAHH Gets Blown Up By the Daahhhkie
I must say, that had to have been one of the more satisfying Steelers victories since Super Bowl XL. Of course, it would have been nothing without smug, self-satisfied comments by Pats fans leading up to the game, especially those appearing in Pittsburgh publications.
Aw, that’s cute. Too bad Matt Cassel fell about 230 yards short of that 400-yard mark. Oh yeah, and he turned the ball over four times. I’m sure Randy Moss feels vastly disrespected by the footballs that bounced off his hands. But, yeah, he’s still the best there is. Unless the game matters.
Tags: AHAHAHAHAHA, i'm gay for james harrison, KTFO, payback's a bitch, xmas ape, yeah i'm being a jerk but don't take this from me
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November 30th, 2008 at 11:38 pm
I’m sure the “Big” in Ben’s nickname represents the fact that he looks like a large retarded baby, not the fact that his playing is big. Just letting that Pats fan know.
November 30th, 2008 at 11:51 pm
Welkaaaahhh deserved to get KTFO just so he realizes that he ain’t shit, never was shit and won’t never be shit. That is all.
/fuck the Massholes, aka “Massengills“
November 30th, 2008 at 11:53 pm
Probably my favorite Steeler hit since somebody laid Don Beebe out during a Monday Nighter at TRS in the mid-Nineties.
December 1st, 2008 at 12:00 am
I’ve got $10 to help pay that fine.
December 1st, 2008 at 12:02 am
…I came twice watching that. I’m not ashamed to share that.
December 1st, 2008 at 12:06 am
Ape, no gay for Woodley tag? How dare you!
December 1st, 2008 at 12:17 am
I was pissed all afternoon about the egg/shit that the Jets laid against the Broncos.
Am I a bad person if that video made me feel totally, completely, 100% better?
December 1st, 2008 at 12:21 am
Fucking beautiful.
December 1st, 2008 at 12:22 am
@Robut
I know…they run all over the Titans and their dominant defense, and take a shit against the Broncos “linen curtain” defense. Time to get drunk!
December 1st, 2008 at 1:12 am
Ryan Clark will continue his one man Boston devastation tour by pissing on John Lynch at half-court during a Celtics game then cutting out Bruce Springsteen’s tongue with a rusty butter knife.
December 1st, 2008 at 1:18 am
@ Ocho Cinco Fan Club
Large Ben can’t hear you with that Super Bowl ring in his ear. Eat a dick Bruins nation. Only four more months until The Big Diabetic reports to Spring Training.
December 1st, 2008 at 2:27 am
@ johnny: Thankfully he can hear just fine out of his other ear.
December 1st, 2008 at 3:32 am
@ frick: springsteen’s from jersey.
December 1st, 2008 at 6:32 am
Let’s see …
Jets lost.
Bills lost.
Pats lost …
… Dolphins won.
Somehow I find that very satisfying. Hmm.
December 1st, 2008 at 6:39 am
I’m quite certain that was necessary and fantastic roughness.
December 1st, 2008 at 7:51 am
So at what point do we realize that the Pats aren’t going to make the playoffs and aren’t worth the time?
December 1st, 2008 at 9:06 am
So at what point do you realize that neither of these teams look good enough to win the Super Bowl? We should all just stop caring, and become Giants or Titans fans. Really though, Welkah IS the shit.
December 1st, 2008 at 9:12 am
Thanks Stillers for freeing me from having to watch any more Pat’s games.
December 1st, 2008 at 9:19 am
That hit caused me to scream “You got Knocked the Fuck Out!” in front of my 4 year old and 1 year old. Wife was very pissed but it was worht it.
December 1st, 2008 at 9:21 am
Some perspective for all that hate:
1) This wasn’t a playoff game. We all know how the Steelers will do against the Pats in the playoffs.
2) That hit you are so proud of? Well, its really easy to illegally clean someone’s clock if the play is over and that person isn’t looking. Maybe you should bring up Harrison, who is a fucking man, but not that cheap shooting douche Clark.
December 1st, 2008 at 9:27 am
We all know how the Steelers will do against the Pats in the playoffs.
NO ONE DENIES THIS!
Gotta make the playoffs first, Pats.
December 1st, 2008 at 9:30 am
At some point today your going to see Wes’s teeth he lost go up on ebay.
December 1st, 2008 at 9:33 am
“Gotta make the playoffs first, Pats.”
Touche.
December 1st, 2008 at 9:34 am
Kissing Suzy Kolber is my favorite Steelers blog.
December 1st, 2008 at 9:39 am
“An unnecessary hit on a defenseless receiver” is a beautiful thing as long as it’s not one of my guys.
December 1st, 2008 at 9:51 am
““An unnecessary hit on a defenseless receiver” is pathetically easy and shows the world what a pussy you are thing as long as it’s not one of my guys.”
/awkwardly fixed
December 1st, 2008 at 10:12 am
I found that hit far more satisfying when Rodney Harrison dished it out.
December 1st, 2008 at 10:25 am
Oh, I agree the two James Harrison strip-sacks are the more admirable plays, but they don’t involve Wes Welker getting KTFO.
December 1st, 2008 at 10:47 am
“Maybe you should bring up Harrison, who is a fucking man, but not that cheap shooting douche Clark.”
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Wait.
So…you’re saying Rodney Harrison is a man, but Ryan Clark is a cheap-shot artist?
And you’re not being sarcastic?
Ok, just checking.
December 1st, 2008 at 10:51 am
He’s talking about James Harrison. I think.
December 1st, 2008 at 11:01 am
Son of a bitch.
Serves me right for posting before I’ve had a drink in the morning.
December 1st, 2008 at 11:06 am
No, I was displaying homerism mixed with sarcasm, as I loved that style of quasi-legal, bone-rattling hit when Rodney Harrison, late of the Pats, dished them out on opposing receivers. Except when he played for the Chargers, then I hated that dirty bastard.
December 1st, 2008 at 11:14 am
@ Robut M. Nixon. James Harrison numbnuts. I didn’t think Rodney played last night (along with Brady, Warren, Maroney, Adalius. Oh, and Watson did play…unfortunately.)
He and Troy could play with 9 Pop Warner players and hold the opposition to 10 points. Fuckers. And while that game sucked..SUCKED..to watch, Harrison’s 18 IDP points helped ease the pain.
December 1st, 2008 at 11:15 am
Robut should probably just sit down for a little bit.
December 1st, 2008 at 11:31 am
Anyone know where Plax’s gun is? I might need to shoot myself.
December 1st, 2008 at 11:34 am
From “Unforgiven”
Extra: “You just shot an unarmed man.”
Clint: “Well then he should have armed himself.”
I bet that’s the last time Welker wanders through a defense like a tourist on a goddamn vacation. I’m sick of this sandy vagina bullshit. This is fucking football; motherfuckers get Knocked The Fuck Out. Go watch soccer if you want to see a bunch of poofs playing grab-ass.
December 1st, 2008 at 11:44 am
Well played Tracer, but what did you expect from a loser Pats fan like Deez ;dignity? excepting a loss? No my friends , he exemplifies all the whiny-douchebaggery we love from Massholes, and why they get ripped so much here.
December 1st, 2008 at 11:48 am
He and Troy could play with 9 Pop Warner players and hold the opposition to 10 points. Fuckers. And while that game sucked..SUCKED..to watch, Harrison’s 18 IDP points helped ease the pain.
*throws up middle fingers to the room with his Red Sawx cap turned sideways*
DEEZNUTZ OUT!!!
December 1st, 2008 at 11:52 am
That was a cheap shot. Steelers are fags. Any defensive player in the league can smoke a white receiver like that. Try doing it legally. Try doing it so that it helps your team, as in actually breaking up a pass to a receiver. Try doing it so that he actually gets KTFO. Welkahhh got up and walked off. Hell, the Vietcong worked me over worse than that. Fags.
Glad the Pats lost, though.
December 1st, 2008 at 11:53 am
@ StuScottBooyahs and Hop Union:
You two need to argue amongst yourselves to determine which of your opposite opinions are correct. Dummies.
December 1st, 2008 at 11:54 am
Welkah walked off, but he also didn’t walk back onto the field the rest of the game.
December 1st, 2008 at 11:56 am
Indeed. He wasn’t KTFO on that cheapshot, he was just KTFOOTG.
December 1st, 2008 at 11:58 am
@ Deeznutz, thank for proving my point ya’ whiny bitch.
December 1st, 2008 at 12:06 pm
@ Hop, I cannot possibly retort such a well said, accurate point.
December 1st, 2008 at 12:13 pm
Well, I guess that will allow you to avoid “countering” every post that tell points out how yourself and other pats fans are sore losers. Now go to some white-supremacist gig and leave us alone.
December 1st, 2008 at 12:20 pm
I guess you must have missed those compliments I gave to the Steelers. Either that, or you are just really, really stupid.
Show me the non-sore-loser-fanbase. Keep looking, I’ll wait. And the white supremacist comment? What the fuck? Your vagina must need some scratching.
December 1st, 2008 at 12:22 pm
I wish this happened before my thanksgiving feast. That hit would have been my annual contribution to the family what we’re thankful for list.
December 1st, 2008 at 12:25 pm
Boy, I’d love to stick around and trade insults with an intellectual giant as your self ( “vagina needs scratching”, how original) but time to go. Have fun with that sore loser/ asshole thing you have going, it’s working well! Nobody else here thinks you suck, no really!
December 1st, 2008 at 12:29 pm
@Deez…
As a fellow Boston fan, I beg you…please stop fueling the fire. Just take the loss/hit like a man. People doing what you’re doing every time the Pats/Sox lose/suffer something bad is why people hate our fan base. Just let people have their fun…
December 1st, 2008 at 12:31 pm
@ Captain.
Shhhh.
December 1st, 2008 at 12:34 pm
@ Hop.
All I keep reading is your baseless insults, which I have roundly disproved. Have a good day sir.
December 1st, 2008 at 1:03 pm
Good GOD Deez, just shut the fuck up. Getting catty like a little bitch about everything someone says about you does not help your case. At all. Ever.
By the way, I sat through that goddamn game and I got got was this lousy hypothermia. Congrats to the Steelers, the Pats made big mistakes and they did a great job of cashing in on them. It pained me to see a few hundred Terrible Towels waiving around the sidelines as I was shuffling out of the stadium, but god damn if they didn’t earn it.
December 1st, 2008 at 1:16 pm
Deez, Steelers fans have put up with a few years of losing to the Pats, so yeah, I admit to being happy as hell about that game, that hit, and everything that goes with it. I am immature and childish, and when the Steelers lose in the AFC championships to whatever team it is that I am about to hate – I will feel sad.
God bless the person who invented Tivo because I intend to watch that game again tonight, along with the Georgia Tech win over UGA. Hell, I might put them on a continuous loop in my living room.
Thighs – I hope I can be as classy when the Steelers lose. Take some NyQuil.
December 1st, 2008 at 1:22 pm
Just.Fucking.Wow
Possible injury for next week, Welkah – broken cawk
December 1st, 2008 at 1:35 pm
#1 smirre leceivel would’ve seen that hit coming. Of course, there’s nothing funnier than sh!t-talking, coattail-riding Bahstahn athletes getting KTFO.
Except maybe sh!t-talking, coattail-riding Bahstahn fans.
December 1st, 2008 at 1:40 pm
Fucking-A Deeznutz just shut up already. I’m a Pats fan too and this post rubbed me the wrong way but this is a humor site and you’re taking it seriously. You’re just feeding into the whole masshole stereotype.
December 1st, 2008 at 1:55 pm
@ Vanilla…You must not be reading the comments. I said nothing that was not in defense (except my first comment. That was just bitterness) So….Ssshhhhh.
December 1st, 2008 at 2:08 pm
Deez, all we’re saying is that you’re being way too defensive…
NO ONE DENIES THIS!
December 1st, 2008 at 2:15 pm
It’s okay. I get all bitchy and defensive when the Steelers lose.
BUT I DON’T HAVE TO BE BITCHY AND DEFENSIVE NOW!
December 1st, 2008 at 2:19 pm
@ Deeznutz
Ssshhhhh.
December 1st, 2008 at 4:48 pm
dirty, unneccessary hit…as for the rest of the game, cant expect a team that turns it over 5(?) times in the second half to win. 1-11 on 3rd down doesnt help either. fuck…
December 1st, 2008 at 6:53 pm
One of the best comment threads ever. The love, the hate, the violence, the sshhh … everything that makes the NFL and KSK the fucking best shit going. Bravo!
@ 289 Another $10 to the Ryan Clark/Steelers Get Fined for Playing Football Fund