Torrie Wilson Is Very Fit This Sexy Friday
See I reckon you’re about an 8 or a 9,
Maybe even 9 and a half in four beers time.
That blue top shop top you’ve got on IS nice,
Bit too much fake tan though – but yeah you score high.
But there’s just one little thing that’s really really,
Really really annoying me about you, you see,
Yeah yeah, like I said, you are really fit
But my gosh! Don’t you just know it?
Tags: disrobing, people who are nude elsewhere in cyberspace, sexy friday, someone else needs to write these so the wife doesn't give me death glares, wcw bikini contests i won't soon forget, working out is very good for the body
November 14th, 2008 at 2:02 pm
Tell her it’s all for a good cause. Women love good causes.
(It helps if you think up something beforehand when she inevitable asks “WHAT GOOD CAUSE?!”)
November 14th, 2008 at 2:04 pm
British rock >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> British rap
November 14th, 2008 at 2:05 pm
I wish I was the skull shaped rock
November 14th, 2008 at 2:05 pm
+1 boner for the second picture.
November 14th, 2008 at 2:07 pm
Quick Drew, call someone a geezer!
November 14th, 2008 at 2:07 pm
looks like she is trying to reduce carbon emissions by 35% by wearing those thigh highs (learned this from Drew) while increasing hard-on emissions.
November 14th, 2008 at 2:08 pm
A grand dun coom fir free
November 14th, 2008 at 2:09 pm
Black British Rap>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>White British Rap
Dizzee Rascal’s accent is infinitely enjoyable.
November 14th, 2008 at 2:10 pm
Is she disrobing in front of Crackhead Bob in the first picture? If so, I need some crack.
November 14th, 2008 at 2:14 pm
Oh, thank you, sir. We like Tori.
See what happens when no one bitches about Sexy Friday being late? We get rewarded.
November 14th, 2008 at 2:20 pm
My Cialis just kicked in.
November 14th, 2008 at 2:23 pm
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cr4TpXqlPhI
November 14th, 2008 at 2:24 pm
Can we get a shot of the guy from the Streets? That would be hot.
November 14th, 2008 at 2:28 pm
Stop sharking for a minute to get chips and drinks, will ya?
November 14th, 2008 at 2:29 pm
“BOOOO! Get these scrawny bean poles out of here! What is this, Paris? BOOOO!”
- Alex Rodriguez
November 14th, 2008 at 2:33 pm
Some of the best Playboy pictorials are of the WWF/WWE girls.
November 14th, 2008 at 2:37 pm
Great way to kick off sexy Friday in earnest. I’m loving the disrobing photos.
Drew: tell the wife that you’re increasing traffic to KSK and therefore padding your family’s bank account with CAIIISHHHH. She’ll quickly understand.
November 14th, 2008 at 2:44 pm
And just like that, I now have weekend plans.
November 14th, 2008 at 2:57 pm
A+ for the mike skinner
November 14th, 2008 at 2:58 pm
I don’t know how I managed to look beyond the breasts, legs, and ass… maybe that makes me gay but what the hell is that behind her in the picture where she is climbimg the ladder. It looks like someone hiding under beach chair cushions
November 14th, 2008 at 2:58 pm
Almost as hot as Carnie Wilson.
Almost.
November 14th, 2008 at 3:11 pm
Excuse me, Tori…I know it’s a bit embarrassing, but I just noticed some…tan lines…on your satiny robe thing.
+1 for using The Streets.
November 14th, 2008 at 3:13 pm
you got the streets in my sexy friday!
November 14th, 2008 at 3:14 pm
count your blessings – it could be worse.
http://theinternetisterrible.com/833/my-what-a-big-nose-you-have/
November 14th, 2008 at 3:19 pm
No fitness models from the dying days of WCW theme? Asya, those skanks that hung around with Scott Steiner, and Tylene “Major Gunns” Buck are disappointed.
November 14th, 2008 at 3:27 pm
There is nothing sexy about this Friday. “My Own Worst Enemy” starring Christian Slater has been canceled. I’m going to miss those promos on Sunday nights. Between hearing those and Madden, I was legally retarded by 9:30pm every week.
While I never actually watched the show, it really resonated with me. A regular guy – LIKE ME – with a family and day job – LIKE ME – was actually a highly trained secret agent – unlike me. But I could live vicariously through the very interesting fictional life of a character portrayed by the immortal Christian Slater, if I so chose to. Alas I and many others elected not to and the show was canceled. Nothing sexy about that.
/where did that come from
November 14th, 2008 at 3:33 pm
@Trailer Thrash – High Pitch and Hank the Angry Drunken Dwarf too!
November 14th, 2008 at 3:48 pm
Trying again — someone give me some valid/invalid/wasteful/shitty insight. Who should I start, Hightower or Barber?
November 14th, 2008 at 3:57 pm
I like Hightower just because it makes me think about the police academy movies. How’s that for some insight!
November 14th, 2008 at 4:01 pm
@My nuts your chin – start Hightower..
reasoning: seattle sucks balls
November 14th, 2008 at 4:04 pm
Thanks — I apologize for the multiple postings, esp. with the responses.
November 14th, 2008 at 4:54 pm
For everyone who thought my hyping Olga Kurylenko over other Bond girls was wrong…kindly eat my ass.
Thank you.
/loves it when a plan comes together
November 14th, 2008 at 5:06 pm
I’ve looked over these pictures several times today, so by now I can notice things besides the girls. What’s with the midget?
November 14th, 2008 at 5:19 pm
Drew–a month ago you referenced some David Flair stuff from early days…care to elaborate? It’s such an incredible vague memory.
November 14th, 2008 at 6:57 pm
No fucking way.
I cannot believe you used The Streets lyrics.
I am in awe.
The Streets > *
November 14th, 2008 at 9:49 pm
The first two pics make her look greasy and tanorexic. The new Bond girl is hotter.
November 14th, 2008 at 10:05 pm
@Gino Tourettsa –
What’s with the midget? As if you need a reason for a midget …
November 14th, 2008 at 11:18 pm
bdd, if your significant other is getting annoyed with the efforts necessary to accommodate your muse, then it’s time to trade up.
wife – not the muse.
while this arrangement could cost you the domestically convenient armistice into which your marriage has morphed, you need to understand 1) it’s in your best interest, and 2) you’ll thank us later, as 3) this settlement constitutes a sacrifice we’re willing to make.
/still trying to figure out how i typed this with my crank in one hand and a scotch in the other.
November 16th, 2008 at 8:17 am
thats what i call it sexy ;)