See I reckon you’re about an 8 or a 9,
Maybe even 9 and a half in four beers time.
That blue top shop top you’ve got on IS nice,
Bit too much fake tan though – but yeah you score high.
But there’s just one little thing that’s really really,
Really really annoying me about you, you see,
Yeah yeah, like I said, you are really fit
But my gosh! Don’t you just know it?
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thats what i call it sexy ;)
bdd, if your significant other is getting annoyed with the efforts necessary to accommodate your muse, then it’s time to trade up.
wife – not the muse.
while this arrangement could cost you the domestically convenient armistice into which your marriage has morphed, you need to understand 1) it’s in your best interest, and 2) you’ll thank us later, as 3) this settlement constitutes a sacrifice we’re willing to make.
/still trying to figure out how i typed this with my crank in one hand and a scotch in the other.
@Gino Tourettsa –
What’s with the midget? As if you need a reason for a midget …
The first two pics make her look greasy and tanorexic. The new Bond girl is hotter.
No fucking way.
I cannot believe you used The Streets lyrics.
I am in awe.
The Streets > *
Drew–a month ago you referenced some David Flair stuff from early days…care to elaborate? It’s such an incredible vague memory.
I’ve looked over these pictures several times today, so by now I can notice things besides the girls. What’s with the midget?
For everyone who thought my hyping Olga Kurylenko over other Bond girls was wrong…kindly eat my ass.
Thank you.
/loves it when a plan comes together
Thanks — I apologize for the multiple postings, esp. with the responses.
@My nuts your chin – start Hightower..
reasoning: seattle sucks balls
I like Hightower just because it makes me think about the police academy movies. How’s that for some insight!
Trying again — someone give me some valid/invalid/wasteful/shitty insight. Who should I start, Hightower or Barber?
@Trailer Thrash – High Pitch and Hank the Angry Drunken Dwarf too!
There is nothing sexy about this Friday. “My Own Worst Enemy” starring Christian Slater has been canceled. I’m going to miss those promos on Sunday nights. Between hearing those and Madden, I was legally retarded by 9:30pm every week.
While I never actually watched the show, it really resonated with me. A regular guy – LIKE ME – with a family and day job – LIKE ME – was actually a highly trained secret agent – unlike me. But I could live vicariously through the very interesting fictional life of a character portrayed by the immortal Christian Slater, if I so chose to. Alas I and many others elected not to and the show was canceled. Nothing sexy about that.
/where did that come from
No fitness models from the dying days of WCW theme? Asya, those skanks that hung around with Scott Steiner, and Tylene “Major Gunns” Buck are disappointed.
count your blessings – it could be worse.
http://theinternetisterrible.com/833/my-what-a-big-nose-you-have/
you got the streets in my sexy friday!
Excuse me, Tori…I know it’s a bit embarrassing, but I just noticed some…tan lines…on your satiny robe thing.
+1 for using The Streets.
Almost as hot as Carnie Wilson.
Almost.
I don’t know how I managed to look beyond the breasts, legs, and ass… maybe that makes me gay but what the hell is that behind her in the picture where she is climbimg the ladder. It looks like someone hiding under beach chair cushions
A+ for the mike skinner
And just like that, I now have weekend plans.
Great way to kick off sexy Friday in earnest. I’m loving the disrobing photos.
Drew: tell the wife that you’re increasing traffic to KSK and therefore padding your family’s bank account with CAIIISHHHH. She’ll quickly understand.
Some of the best Playboy pictorials are of the WWF/WWE girls.
“BOOOO! Get these scrawny bean poles out of here! What is this, Paris? BOOOO!”
- Alex Rodriguez
Stop sharking for a minute to get chips and drinks, will ya?
Can we get a shot of the guy from the Streets? That would be hot.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cr4TpXqlPhI
My Cialis just kicked in.
Oh, thank you, sir. We like Tori.
See what happens when no one bitches about Sexy Friday being late? We get rewarded.
Is she disrobing in front of Crackhead Bob in the first picture? If so, I need some crack.
Black British Rap>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>White British Rap
Dizzee Rascal’s accent is infinitely enjoyable.
A grand dun coom fir free
looks like she is trying to reduce carbon emissions by 35% by wearing those thigh highs (learned this from Drew) while increasing hard-on emissions.
Quick Drew, call someone a geezer!
+1 boner for the second picture.
I wish I was the skull shaped rock
British rock >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> British rap
Tell her it’s all for a good cause. Women love good causes.
(It helps if you think up something beforehand when she inevitable asks “WHAT GOOD CAUSE?!”)