Comments on: Tony Gets An Unusual Phone Call http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2008/11/tony-gets-an-unusual-phone-call.html KSK is a humor site dedicated solely to the NFL. Fri, 10 Feb 2012 22:21:00 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 By: Vince Young Sausage http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2008/11/tony-gets-an-unusual-phone-call.html/comment-page-1#comment-86514 Vince Young Sausage Tue, 18 Nov 2008 20:01:07 +0000 http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/?p=7306#comment-86514 It's cool. We understand that not every post can be "Young Frankenstein" funny. Some days, "Spaceballs" is only as funny as you can get. It’s cool. We understand that not every post can be “Young Frankenstein” funny. Some days, “Spaceballs” is only as funny as you can get.

]]> By: Jim Burt http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2008/11/tony-gets-an-unusual-phone-call.html/comment-page-1#comment-86511 Jim Burt Tue, 18 Nov 2008 19:42:02 +0000 http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/?p=7306#comment-86511 Hi, I'm Jim Burt, and when I get athlete's foot I use MP-27... Hi, I’m Jim Burt, and when I get athlete’s foot I use MP-27…

]]> By: TylerDurden http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2008/11/tony-gets-an-unusual-phone-call.html/comment-page-1#comment-86470 TylerDurden Tue, 18 Nov 2008 17:12:21 +0000 http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/?p=7306#comment-86470 Shouldn't that be " celebrity appendage" ? And swear to the matron herself, I though the phone call was from Peter King. But seriously folks, a broken PINKIE? Mellow_Coughlin_Mode: ON LISTEN UP YOU WHINING FAGGOT! YOU WILL TAPE THAT BROKEN USELESS FINGER TO YOUR OTHER USELESS FEKKING FINGER AND GET YOUR OVERPAID ASS OUT ON THE FIELD OR I WILL SKULL FEK YOU WITH LAWNMOWER BLADE ! I'VE SEEN KIDS IN COMBAT WITH THEIR GUTS HANGING OUT RETURNING FIRE AGAINST THE GOD-DMNED COMMUNISTS AND YOU CAN'T PLAY A FEKKING GAME? YOUR WORTHLESS PIECE OF HUMAN FLOTSAM....OR IS THAT JETSAM....WHO GIVES A FEK! YOU CAN'T PLAY BECAUSE OF A PINKIE? FINE! SOMEBODY GIVE ME A RUSTY BUTTER KNIFE AND I'LL CUT IT OFF RIGHT HERE AND NOW. HOLD STILL YOU BLUBBERING IDIOT OR I WILL SLICE YOU FROM HEAD TO TOE AND WATCH YOU BLEED OUT! JESUS H. FEKKING CHRIST A BROKEN PINKIE ! RONNIE LOTT CUT HIS FINGER OFF TO PLAY IN THE PLAYOFFS! AND YOU CAN'T BE BOTHERED TO PLAY IN THE REGULAR SEASON ? Mellow_Coughlin_MODE: OFF Wade_Phillips_MODE: ON Der, der, want a hug? It's ok Tony. Wade_Phillips_MODE: OFF Shouldn’t that be ” celebrity appendage” ?

And swear to the matron herself, I though the phone call was from Peter King.

But seriously folks, a broken PINKIE?

Mellow_Coughlin_Mode: ON

LISTEN UP YOU WHINING FAGGOT! YOU WILL TAPE THAT BROKEN USELESS FINGER TO YOUR OTHER USELESS FEKKING FINGER AND GET YOUR OVERPAID ASS OUT ON THE FIELD OR I WILL SKULL FEK YOU WITH LAWNMOWER BLADE ! I’VE SEEN KIDS IN COMBAT WITH THEIR GUTS HANGING OUT RETURNING FIRE AGAINST THE GOD-DMNED COMMUNISTS AND YOU CAN’T PLAY A FEKKING GAME? YOUR WORTHLESS PIECE OF HUMAN FLOTSAM….OR IS THAT JETSAM….WHO GIVES A FEK! YOU CAN’T PLAY BECAUSE OF A PINKIE? FINE! SOMEBODY GIVE ME A RUSTY BUTTER KNIFE AND I’LL CUT IT OFF RIGHT HERE AND NOW. HOLD STILL YOU BLUBBERING IDIOT OR I WILL SLICE YOU FROM HEAD TO TOE AND WATCH YOU BLEED OUT!

JESUS H. FEKKING CHRIST A BROKEN PINKIE !

RONNIE LOTT CUT HIS FINGER OFF TO PLAY IN THE PLAYOFFS! AND YOU CAN’T BE BOTHERED TO PLAY IN THE REGULAR SEASON ?

Mellow_Coughlin_MODE: OFF

Wade_Phillips_MODE: ON

Der, der, want a hug? It’s ok Tony.

Wade_Phillips_MODE: OFF

]]> By: devin hester's speech coach http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2008/11/tony-gets-an-unusual-phone-call.html/comment-page-1#comment-86464 devin hester's speech coach Tue, 18 Nov 2008 16:45:19 +0000 http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/?p=7306#comment-86464 Its finally happened. You done smoked yourself retarded. Its finally happened. You done smoked yourself retarded.

]]> By: dougery http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2008/11/tony-gets-an-unusual-phone-call.html/comment-page-1#comment-86460 dougery Tue, 18 Nov 2008 16:41:20 +0000 http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/?p=7306#comment-86460 for a moment, my mind combined the first two entries on the main page and i thought Romo was getting a call from Kelly Face. for a moment, my mind combined the first two entries on the main page and i thought Romo was getting a call from Kelly Face.

]]> By: jackin'4beats http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2008/11/tony-gets-an-unusual-phone-call.html/comment-page-1#comment-86457 jackin'4beats Tue, 18 Nov 2008 16:30:15 +0000 http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/?p=7306#comment-86457 That was a long Sundee in the 'dover. Landover that is... Game winning TD given up to a rookie...that's got to sting just a little bit. That was a long Sundee in the ‘dover. Landover that is… Game winning TD given up to a rookie…that’s got to sting just a little bit.

]]> By: Kimbo Gash http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2008/11/tony-gets-an-unusual-phone-call.html/comment-page-1#comment-86453 Kimbo Gash Tue, 18 Nov 2008 16:25:43 +0000 http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/?p=7306#comment-86453 Finally, a post that makes me think "hey, maybe I could have a sports blog too." Finally, a post that makes me think “hey, maybe I could have a sports blog too.”

]]> By: jackin'4beats http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2008/11/tony-gets-an-unusual-phone-call.html/comment-page-1#comment-86451 jackin'4beats Tue, 18 Nov 2008 16:23:35 +0000 http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/?p=7306#comment-86451 This is what happens when your team gets ass-raped at home by the Pinkie. SHOCKING. This is what happens when your team gets ass-raped at home by the Pinkie. SHOCKING.

]]> By: BadgerDave http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2008/11/tony-gets-an-unusual-phone-call.html/comment-page-1#comment-86448 BadgerDave Tue, 18 Nov 2008 16:18:41 +0000 http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/?p=7306#comment-86448 Not your best, and what happened to "You got Romo!" Not your best, and what happened to “You got Romo!”

]]> By: The Stig http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2008/11/tony-gets-an-unusual-phone-call.html/comment-page-1#comment-86443 The Stig Tue, 18 Nov 2008 15:51:55 +0000 http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/?p=7306#comment-86443 @Joe Gibbs: Kyle Busch is a whiny pussy. @Joe Gibbs: Kyle Busch is a whiny pussy.

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