Tony Gets An Unusual Phone Call
Int. FedEx Field
[cellphone rings]
Tony: [grimaces] You got Romo!
Pinkie: Hey brah!
Tony: Nick?
Pinkie: Nah, brah.
Tony: Matt?
Pinkie: Nah, brah!
Tony: Who is this?
Pinkie: It’s me, brah, your pinkie finger.
Tony: My pinkie finger? How the hell did you get a phone?
Pinkie: It was a gift from Jessica’s foot after I fucked the shit out of her toe wedges.
Tony: Oh come on, how can a pinkie finger have sex?
Pinkie: Hey, just because I’m a little guy doesn’t mean I’m not packin’ some serious meat down south of knuckletown. See brah, this is why I’m callin’ you. Ever since you broke my ass people have been disrespectin’ me left and right.
Tony: What do you mean, pinkie?
Pinkie: Have you seen this bullshit cast they have me wearing? It makes me look like a fucking pussy! And another thing, tell people to stop callin’ me “pinkie” brah, I spent the bye week in Cabo gettin’ my shit all tan and sexified. I demand a name that better describes my new look.
[other cellphone rings]
Tony: Hang on pinkie, I have another call.
Pinkie: Tell that bitch Kremer to keep her frigid hands off the goods and get me one of those fancy knit hats.
[Tony answers]
Tony: Go for Romo!
Jessica’s foot: Hey baby, we need to talk.
Tony: Okay, hang on.
[Tony switches phones]
Tony: Hey pinkie, I have to take this other call.
Pinkie: Can you get me on Celebrity Apprentice?
[Tony hangs up]
Tony: What’s up, Jess?
Jessica’s foot: This isn’t Jess, it’s her foot. I thought you should know that your pinkie gave me toe herpes.
[Tony hangs up]
Tony: Why do I keep answering these damn phones?
Tags: Fuck Dallas, Romo's pinkie, romosexuals, Tony and Jess, Tony must be high again, Unsilent Majority
November 18th, 2008 at 10:29 am
This isn’t funny.
November 18th, 2008 at 10:33 am
Sounds like a case for tough-actin’ Tinactin.
November 18th, 2008 at 10:36 am
Maj’s team was raped by the pinkie
November 18th, 2008 at 10:50 am
THIS JUST IN: Romo’s pinkie just called and said that Jessica’s foot gave him heel warts. Film at eleven.
November 18th, 2008 at 10:51 am
@Joe Gibbs: Kyle Busch is a whiny pussy.
November 18th, 2008 at 11:18 am
Not your best, and what happened to “You got Romo!”
November 18th, 2008 at 11:23 am
This is what happens when your team gets ass-raped at home by the Pinkie. SHOCKING.
November 18th, 2008 at 11:25 am
Finally, a post that makes me think “hey, maybe I could have a sports blog too.”
November 18th, 2008 at 11:30 am
That was a long Sundee in the ‘dover. Landover that is… Game winning TD given up to a rookie…that’s got to sting just a little bit.
November 18th, 2008 at 11:41 am
for a moment, my mind combined the first two entries on the main page and i thought Romo was getting a call from Kelly Face.
November 18th, 2008 at 11:45 am
Its finally happened. You done smoked yourself retarded.
November 18th, 2008 at 12:12 pm
Shouldn’t that be ” celebrity appendage” ?
And swear to the matron herself, I though the phone call was from Peter King.
But seriously folks, a broken PINKIE?
Mellow_Coughlin_Mode: ON
LISTEN UP YOU WHINING FAGGOT! YOU WILL TAPE THAT BROKEN USELESS FINGER TO YOUR OTHER USELESS FEKKING FINGER AND GET YOUR OVERPAID ASS OUT ON THE FIELD OR I WILL SKULL FEK YOU WITH LAWNMOWER BLADE ! I’VE SEEN KIDS IN COMBAT WITH THEIR GUTS HANGING OUT RETURNING FIRE AGAINST THE GOD-DMNED COMMUNISTS AND YOU CAN’T PLAY A FEKKING GAME? YOUR WORTHLESS PIECE OF HUMAN FLOTSAM….OR IS THAT JETSAM….WHO GIVES A FEK! YOU CAN’T PLAY BECAUSE OF A PINKIE? FINE! SOMEBODY GIVE ME A RUSTY BUTTER KNIFE AND I’LL CUT IT OFF RIGHT HERE AND NOW. HOLD STILL YOU BLUBBERING IDIOT OR I WILL SLICE YOU FROM HEAD TO TOE AND WATCH YOU BLEED OUT!
JESUS H. FEKKING CHRIST A BROKEN PINKIE !
RONNIE LOTT CUT HIS FINGER OFF TO PLAY IN THE PLAYOFFS! AND YOU CAN’T BE BOTHERED TO PLAY IN THE REGULAR SEASON ?
Mellow_Coughlin_MODE: OFF
Wade_Phillips_MODE: ON
Der, der, want a hug? It’s ok Tony.
Wade_Phillips_MODE: OFF
November 18th, 2008 at 2:42 pm
Hi, I’m Jim Burt, and when I get athlete’s foot I use MP-27…
November 18th, 2008 at 3:01 pm
It’s cool. We understand that not every post can be “Young Frankenstein” funny. Some days, “Spaceballs” is only as funny as you can get.