The Men With Balls VL Video Excerpt – How To Make Love Like A Pro
Hey kids. Do you like shaky camera work? And big fat men mangling their words? And Microsoft Powerpoint? Oh, well do I ever have a treat for you. Yes, it’s the video from last week’s Varsity Letters Men With Balls reading. Featuring a surprise appearance from Nazi Shark, and bonus sexual positions for Will Leitch and Buzz Bissinger. Start at the 1:30 mark if you want to get past all the intro crap. Special thanks to Carl Bialik at Gelf magazine for putting this together. You can see vids from the rest of the night here. I suggest you have Dramamine handy if you plan on watching this in its entirety.
Tags: Big Daddy Drew, book whoring, pictures of scrotums, the white emmitt smiff
November 11th, 2008 at 8:36 pm
Nicely done, Drew. I’m really impressed.
November 11th, 2008 at 9:23 pm
OH So THAT’S what a scrotum looks like.
November 11th, 2008 at 11:04 pm
I had no idea that Allen Iverson sounded like a woman with a cockney accent.
November 11th, 2008 at 11:23 pm
I read two PowerPoints at work yesterday. One was for a bank document processing company, the other a third-tier toy company. So the words on the screen in the introduction filled me with a familiar dread. However, you didn’t use nearly enough different kinds of bullet points, you need to sub-bullet at least twice per page, plus use at least two different fonts, preferably in the same sentence. And no bar charts? Amateur.
That picture of Phil Rizzuto was terrifying, but the Phil Mickelson bit made up for it. “Grin like a jackass.” That IS the go-to move for most white guys.
November 11th, 2008 at 11:32 pm
was this event held at sea?
November 11th, 2008 at 11:44 pm
It was incredibly appropriate that one of the videos was preceded by an Immodium commercial where diarrhea was prominently featured. I feel like it set a tone.
November 12th, 2008 at 12:31 am
That was the best Allen Iverson imitation ever.
Except for every other Allen Iverson imitation ever.
So, still the best.
November 12th, 2008 at 2:53 am
I don’t know . . . this whole thing, from the book to the “promotional tour” seems incredibly forced and cheesy. I expected much better . . . but I guess Drew’s dignity is cheap in such a shitty economy.
November 12th, 2008 at 2:57 am
What’s dignity?
November 12th, 2008 at 7:06 am
Did anybody talk about masturbating the ball down the feel?
November 12th, 2008 at 8:13 am
Thanks for keeping the lights down low.
November 12th, 2008 at 8:34 am
I see the Cloverfield production crew was out of work.
November 12th, 2008 at 8:58 am
BurritoBros – beat me too it. I was gonna make a Blair Witch Project crack
November 12th, 2008 at 9:37 am
Love the fact that I can’t see the other videos since the Gelf site is blocking mature videos and then asks for some sort of login if I’d like to change the settings.
November 12th, 2008 at 12:39 pm
Ah, the sport coat/printed t-shirt look. Gonzo!
P.S. it’s Fid-rich, not Fid-rick, youngster.
November 12th, 2008 at 5:00 pm
even funnier now that I’m sober. who knew.