Notwithstanding the showdown of stubbly ex-alcoholic quarterbacks and the proliferation of dominating defensive tackles, one of whom has a predilection for stomping opposing centers, we just can’t resist a war of the waistlines. And so it is with known megaendomorphs Eric Mangini and LenDale White. It’s a nominally close game between teams fairly close in the standings but miles apart in talent. Of course, that’s not the spread these two are concerned about. WHO YA GOT?
Eric Mangini__________________LenDale White
Overshadowed, but not completely because they’re big, by:
Bill Belichick__________________Chris Johnson
The food!______________________What he said
Head of table______________________Wherever the scraps are
FreeDarko Spirit Animal
Paunchy circus bear____________________Exploding whale
Why shouldn’t feed him from the stands
May name child after you________________________Will probably follow you home
Half of first class_____________________How many are in the cargo hold?
Does he outweigh the team’s center?
Yeah, but not his sister_________________Not with the labor people
The two-hand fried ice cream scoop_____________________Two-yard gain, one calorie loss
I want more like this!
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