Comments on: The Brow and the Beast: Joe Flacco vs. Justin Tuck. WHO YA GOT?

By: Ravens Autographed Helmet Owner

Ravens Autographed Helmet Owner — Mon, 23 Mar 2009 12:52:45 +0000

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By: skc

skc — Sun, 16 Nov 2008 00:04:50 +0000

@pdiddy

Yeah, with matt schaub as quarterback, genius. With sage “turnover machine” rosenfal the Texans are mediocre. Try again.

By: pdiddy

pdiddy — Sat, 15 Nov 2008 21:49:36 +0000

@skc

The Texans had the number 4 offense jackass,look what happened to them.The Ravens have played one bad game all year…thats it.

By: skc

skc — Sat, 15 Nov 2008 00:06:52 +0000

@Barrack Billick

Do you really think the Ravens will win? Really?

What was the last good offense the Ravens faced? Hmmm, let me see…oh yeah, it was the Colts. And how many points did they allow? Oh yeah, it was 31.

Teams the Ravens have played this year: Bengals, Browns (twice), Steelers (they allowed 23 points), Dolphins, Raiders, Texans. Only solid performance against a good team was the Titans and that was back when the Titans were winning almost on Defense alone. I love when fans of teams with mediocre AFC schedules talk trash. Want to know how much money I won on the Superbowl this year? Clue: I live in New England so it was a lot.

By: Barrack Billick

Barrack Billick — Fri, 14 Nov 2008 22:33:43 +0000

Flacco fear from yule yinzer duly noted. And speaking of fear, watch out for the vaunted return of “Eli Face!”® this Sunday. Yes, everyone’s favorite slack-jawed showstopper will temporarily leave it’s new home on Big Bum’s bloated mush and make a special reappearance back in the Meadowlands where it all started!

This weekend only…BE-BE-BE THERE!

PS: “Most unwatchable Super Bowl ever.” Sorry, ape. Ravens HAD to win XXXV in an ass-stomping blowout.
Like the Stillers, the Giants can usually count on fanboys in the NFL ref crews to lend a helping hand and the Tagliabue-despised Modell men weren’t taking any chances. Taint-free is the only way to be!

By: shtangfu

shtangfu — Fri, 14 Nov 2008 20:56:44 +0000

While at ND Tuck had his name in the student online directory read First Name: Alabama Black Snake Last Name Tuck.

By: Gino Tourettesa

Gino Tourettesa — Fri, 14 Nov 2008 19:18:51 +0000

Tuck, easily. Thing is, though, the Muppets stick really together. If you fuck with Bert, you’re also fucking with Ernie, Snuffy, Animal, Sam (the Uptight American Eagle), Crazy Harry, Fozzie the Bear…

By: Ocho Cinco Fan Club

Ocho Cinco Fan Club — Fri, 14 Nov 2008 18:41:00 +0000

Tuck’s oddly shaped head FTW!!!

and devine, even as a giants fan, i’d still gladly welcome a new dysfunctional Giants KSKaracter to break up the monotony of the “we won but we could’ve played better” giants locker room.

/bring back tomato-faced coughlin!!!

By: HappyFunMiles

HappyFunMiles — Fri, 14 Nov 2008 18:33:43 +0000

Too bad Troy Smith can only see Joe Flacco when he’s under center.

By: Tracer Bullet

Tracer Bullet — Fri, 14 Nov 2008 18:28:33 +0000

Doesn’t that mean Tuck’s fictional likeness isn’t He-Man but Galactus? Or, I guess, Blacktus, but you know what I mean.