We got cheated out of more football in the snow. That’s the only thing Buffalo is good for. Those are conditions overweight citizens of lakeside cities adore!

I invited resident Bills fan and Photoshoppeur 289 to take part in the festivities but he sent back this reply: “I’m going to be at the game BIOTCH. Freezing my cock off.” Don’t worry, 289, Brady Quinn still loves the cold cock.