Comments on: Sugarfoot also excelled in ass-kicking contests

By: dick_gozinia

dick_gozinia — Fri, 21 Nov 2008 17:41:51 +0000

Blocked punts?

Fire that damn punter now.

By: mini dagger

mini dagger — Thu, 20 Nov 2008 22:18:48 +0000

imagine all the money he saves on socks… unless he’s also a chronic masturbator

By: Gino Tourettesa

Gino Tourettesa — Thu, 20 Nov 2008 21:09:29 +0000

Click on the “a little more secular” link, turn it up and tell anybody who objects “Fuck off and have some respect, bitch tits”.

Hot damn, that’s good shit.

By: Gino Tourettesa

Gino Tourettesa — Thu, 20 Nov 2008 21:01:13 +0000

Holy shit, that’s fuckin’ amazing. I can imagine some maniacal Florida football dad chewing out his kid: “You got SACKED by a one-legged kid? Are you fucking kidding me, boy? A guy with ONE leg ran you down, you queer!”

Also, he’s probably more in to Earth, Wind & Fire than Blue Öyster Cult.

By: MisterGreenJeans

MisterGreenJeans — Thu, 20 Nov 2008 20:56:35 +0000

But could he finish a 5k?

By: Favre's Next Interception

Favre's Next Interception — Thu, 20 Nov 2008 20:53:22 +0000

I’m surprised he wasn’t the punter. Oh, no, wait that wouldn’t work.

By: mamacita

mamacita — Thu, 20 Nov 2008 20:27:48 +0000

Pfft. Bet he can’t comment on a blog with one hand tied around his cock.

By: 5823111

5823111 — Thu, 20 Nov 2008 20:22:23 +0000

Carl enjoyed life to the fullest extent, except for the long depression he fell into when he, while leafing through a dictionary a couple years after college, stumbled across the word, “prosthesis”.

By: The Pirate Sloth

The Pirate Sloth — Thu, 20 Nov 2008 20:12:18 +0000

I don’t see 5 career shutouts in that list. I’m unimpressed.

/going to hell

By: phony gwynn

phony gwynn — Thu, 20 Nov 2008 19:52:02 +0000

Only thing missing: “State-record 52-yard field goal!”