The Bengals would love nothing more than to exact revenge on Hines Ward. Okay, they’d actually like it more if the season were over, but they’ll take a Hines injury too. Get in line, fuck-os. Anyway, sure, it’s a lop-sided match-up on paper and you’ll have to suffer through heavy doses of Ape homerism, but if the Steelers lose to the Bengals you may get to experience me committing suicide LIVE on the Internet! In real time!