Listen, we get it, okay?  You enjoy taking a break from work on Friday to look at sexy pictures of women.  We do, too.  But you gotta show a little bit of patience. When you start bitching about the lack of sexiness on Sexy Friday, you piss off Sexy Friday.  Sexy Friday shows up when it damn well wants to.

Sexy Friday is 24 hours long, baby.  And if you do it right, Sexy Friday lives on in your heart groin all week long.  So next time, just relax, take a few breaths, and know that it’s gonna be all right.  Sexy Friday is here to love you every which way in the book.

Well well well.  What do we have here?  Why, it’s an index of kama sutra as modeled by lipstick lesbian models!  Oh Sexy Friday, you always know best.  Let’s never doubt you again.