Sexy Friday Is Fashionably Late. Sexy Friday Is Ready to Party.

Listen, we get it, okay?  You enjoy taking a break from work on Friday to look at sexy pictures of women.  We do, too.  But you gotta show a little bit of patience. When you start bitching about the lack of sexiness on Sexy Friday, you piss off Sexy Friday.  Sexy Friday shows up when it damn well wants to.

Sexy Friday is 24 hours long, baby.  And if you do it right, Sexy Friday lives on in your heart groin all week long.  So next time, just relax, take a few breaths, and know that it’s gonna be all right.  Sexy Friday is here to love you every which way in the book.

Well well well.  What do we have here?  Why, it’s an index of kama sutra as modeled by lipstick lesbian models!  Oh Sexy Friday, you always know best.  Let’s never doubt you again.

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39 Responses to “Sexy Friday Is Fashionably Late. Sexy Friday Is Ready to Party.”

  1. Jersey Says:

    Its worth it to work late sometimes.

  2. Mo Charlo Says:

    I thought about complaining. But I knew better. I love you all.

  3. Needs More Cheerleaders Says:

    Dear Jesus. Yes.

  4. Uncle Jesse Says:

    Rocking Chair FTMFW

  5. Clare Says:

    Jesus, Mary, and Joseph, it’s even nice lingerie, too.

  6. Stunnedmonkey Says:

    Is that top picture a chick and a mannequin? Don’t get me wrong, I’ve also molested plenty of department store mannequins in my day but I still need clarification.

  7. Danny Says:

    I love me some sexy friday.
    Especially when I’m hungover taking the damn ‘I’m an alcoholic’ test.

  8. Nycon Says:

    are those the girls from the “Simply Irresistable” video?

  9. Captain Murphy Says:

    Fantastic arch on the back of the brunette in the top picture. Fridays can’t get much sexier than that.

  10. Rocco Says:

    My Friday night plans have just been made.

  11. Your Wife's Lipstick Says:

    Thank you very, very much.

  12. Slothrop Says:

    If I were the god Apollo, I swear that second photo is what my sun chariot would look like.

  13. Favre's Next Interception Says:

    @ Claire – I think that’s Jenny, Mary and Julia. I didn’t see any guys.

  14. Miles O'Toole Says:

    Forgive me for pestering you about the lack of poontang. I shall not bitch anymore.

  15. Ocho Cinco Fan Club Says:

    oh my.

    God explains Sexy Friday:
    I love all of my children, including those of you goofing off at work. Thus I present to you these young hot pieces. Plus, I like looking at them too. What did you think I meant by “resting” on the seventh day?

  16. Gino Tourettsa Says:

    Thanks. I needed that.

  17. jackin'4beats Says:

    @CC: you da man. Thanks for bringing the WL skills over to KSK for Sexy Friday.

    /furiously clicks thru site with these kama sutra models

  18. Derrick in SD Says:

    Let’s see………did her, did her, did her, gonna do her, did her…….

  19. Mike T Says:

    Please don’t make Sexy Friday angry. You wouldn’t like Sexy Friday when its angry.

  20. mini dagger Says:

    see, fishing her out of the tank and bleaching the skin i can handle… the problem arises when i try and keep her hands firmly planted on my ass. they just always slip off.

  21. Stokes Says:

    Question: Is it gay to be more attracted to the one portraying the man?

    This gallery (and the parent directory) should give me spanking material for the next hour. Thank you Sexy Friday.

  22. Slash Says:

    Let me get this straight: there’s an intertubes full of literally millions (maybe even billions) of porno images of every possible permutation of fucking/sucking/whatnot, and people here still bitch when Sexy Friday fails to arrive in what they consider a timely manner? Fucking ingrates.

    You should have punished them with pictures of hot man-on-man action.

  23. The Pirate Sloth Says:

    Sometimes its nice to work from home. Like all the time.

  24. TheRealThing Says:

    I went digging, look at what I found…
    http://www.metacafe.com/watch/yt-70G0Z9uAUCQ/el_kama_sutra_de_fhm_la_cobra/
    http://www.metacafe.com/watch/yt-zfRfd8ZZe1U/el_kama_sutra_de_fhm_el_tr_o_alternativo/

  25. Vince Young Sausage Says:

    Vince Young would agree with Slash. So too would Troy Aikman, Rip Taylor and the Ghost of Center Square Paul Lynde.

  26. Mo Charlo Says:

    Vince Young Sausage has minutes to live.

  27. John McCain Says:

    This is way better than talking to the damn media about Ford and GM or having to deal with Sarah Palin.

  28. Animal Mother Says:

    The spank bank is filled for the weekend. Thank you Sexy Friday!

  29. dAndy Says:

    Pardon me as I am chiming in a tad late on this one, but what I find extremely fascinating about these images is that in the first photograph it is apparent that the blonde has a much lighter skin pigmentation than that of the brunette young lady. Yet in the second picture it astonishingly appears as though somehow, perhaps through translucent pigment reengineering, the blonde has not only reached the same level of skin pigmentation as that of the brunette, but she may have surpassed it. Fine specimens indeed chaps. Brav-fucking-O I must say!!

  30. TheRealThing Says:

    @dAndy, maybe that’s because it’s A DIFFERENT GIRL…

  31. John Morgan Says:

    Wow. Just. Wow. That’s–Wow.

    And dAndy time to cut the triple dose of Paxil, bud.

  32. El Borracho Says:

    you are gods among men. bravo

  33. Stylist Mick Says:

    Hot lesbians are as real as unicorns.

  34. Hakim Drops the Ball Says:

    Best of all, I plan to use this for diagrams with the girlfriend when she asks, “What exactly is that one?” Actually, I may not even wait for her to ask…

  35. Mateophillpe Says:

    *bows to KSK*

    Need to go out and buy more tissues now

  36. Punch Rockgroin Says:

    It’s sexy on Saturday as well.

  37. Shan Says:

    @TheRealThing

    Nice snag on the videos. *golf clap*

  38. Ollie Says:

    Better late than never.

    Also, is it just me, or did “Rocking Chair” and “Underdog” look almost exactly the same?

  39. Tyler Durden Says:

    You should have punished them with pictures of hot Quinn on Garacia action.
    ****************************

    Fixed it for ya.

    Oh and “Sexy Friday”, something I can always get behind. (Ba-dum-dum. Thank you, I’ll be here all week, tip your waitresses)

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