Sean Taylor Memorial Meast of the Week Award
Putting together this week’s Meast was more vexing than anticipated. Every time I tried to give the serious contemplation befitting such an esteemed mythical internet award, I was distracted by a stream of troubling questions. Maybe some of them are plaguing you as well:
Do I try to squeeze in three or four rushed, unfulfilling Thanksgiving visits, or make a single quality visit and try to work in everyone else at Christmas?
Should KSK feature more accounts of light-hearted cockplay? Or should we leave that to experts like Chris Cooley?
Where does that little twerp Michael Cera get off thinking he can suddenly big-time all his Arrested Development co-stars? Ungrateful little bastard.
Am I ready to live in a world were a venerable Monday Night theme song crooner suddenly becomes “Senator Bocephus”? If he runs on a populist “Cadillac Pu$$y in every pot” platform, who knows how successful he could be?
This week’s Meast is Atlanta receiver Harry Douglas. Douglas balled up on the Panthers– scoringa rushing TD and a punt return TD. Douglas also had a 68-yard catch and run that set a short TD by Michael Turner—one of his four on the day. Douglas adds another dimension to the Falcon offense at a time when the team is pushing to make a once-improbable trip to the playoffs. Harry Douglas is TNT in cleats, people.
I hope all of you get to share Thanksgiving with someone you care about. I hope you get couple of moments to reflect on what you are thankful for this year. Me, I’m thankful for some really bad Euro beatboxing:
[ HT: Yahoo! photos, Fan IQ, The Presurfer ]
Tags: After 2+ years feels entitled to brief moment of homerism, Maj wanted Turner to be Meast, Sean Taylor Memorial Meast of the Week
November 25th, 2008 at 1:00 pm
MY GOD A PUNT RETURN TOUCHDOWN WELL GOLLY GEE WHIZ THATS TOTALLY FRESH AND NEW NOT LIKE THAT FAG ED REED WHO ONLY RAN A PICK OVER A HUNDRED YARDS BACK FOR A BETTER TOUCHDOWN HIMSELF NO DOUGLAS IS TOTALLY MEASTIER
Ahem.
November 25th, 2008 at 1:02 pm
i think that guy in the video is having a seizure
November 25th, 2008 at 1:04 pm
“TNT in Cleats.”
I love it.
November 25th, 2008 at 1:07 pm
Fuck Michael Cera with a jackhammer
November 25th, 2008 at 1:16 pm
The Senatorial candidate’s platform? Exploding helmets and footbawwwwwwwwwww
November 25th, 2008 at 1:19 pm
Sean Taylor enters the Ring of Honor at the Redskins game this weekend against the Giants, in a blatant attempt to work the Wellington Mara jinx in reverse.
November 25th, 2008 at 1:20 pm
@Jay – Ed Reed was considered for the award, but was dismissed for being “too Raven.”
November 25th, 2008 at 1:22 pm
Ed Reed could win Meast, but then Hines Ward would just knock the award on its ass.
November 25th, 2008 at 1:23 pm
Awww, flubby, when I saw the homerism tag, I got all hopeful that another Raider was Meast. I mean they did actually score an offensive TD. That’s a BIG deal.
November 25th, 2008 at 1:25 pm
flubby has collegiate homerism to consider as well
November 25th, 2008 at 1:26 pm
So, I bet you all have been wondering what I’ve been up to recently.
Well, I’m not going to tell you.
November 25th, 2008 at 1:33 pm
smello, if they let me give it Nnamdi Asomugha every week, I would
November 25th, 2008 at 1:37 pm
@ Drew Bledsoe:
Getting sacked?
November 25th, 2008 at 1:41 pm
flubby, such a thing would not be undeserved.
November 25th, 2008 at 1:43 pm
Far be it from me to question the veracity of CMT’s political reporting, but it would be rather odd for Hank Williams Jr. to run as a Republican in “the next Senate primary.” He’ll be challenging incumbent Sen. Bob Corker, who is hardly in danger of being unseated.
November 25th, 2008 at 2:00 pm
Harry Douglas say “Heeey! Hoooo!”
November 25th, 2008 at 2:07 pm
I, for one, would like more light-hearted cockplay
November 25th, 2008 at 2:11 pm
@ Drew Bledsoe: Eating hamburgers?
November 25th, 2008 at 2:17 pm
Harry Douglas – is that a song by Anal Cunt?
November 25th, 2008 at 2:20 pm
What the fuck? Nobody from the Jags made meast! Oh yeah, I almost forgot they fucking suck midget cocks!!!!!
November 25th, 2008 at 2:33 pm
That video is awesome! Does he have a website or a download I can get from itunes?
November 25th, 2008 at 2:34 pm
Harry Douglas? I thought he was PE’s media assassin…
November 25th, 2008 at 2:40 pm
I can’t wait for the Professional Football Readiness Act of 2011. He can get Shuler to co-sponsor in the House.
November 25th, 2008 at 3:00 pm
I’m still wondering how Manning hasn’t gotten a Meast award yet. I mean, the guy had TWO offseason knee surgeries, and had four rookie linemen at one point, and yet the Colts are the top AFC wildcard. That’s pretty Measty. Well, for a QB. If the Colts run a Wildcat sometime and Manning throws a crushing block to spring Addai for a TD, would that get him a Meast?
Also, will there be an Most Measty Meast for the season? MMM, if you will?
November 25th, 2008 at 3:08 pm
Peter King just called me on my cell to let me know he does not approve of your meast. He really is a gentleman, I think he was wearing a suit. Anyway, after we discussed the merits of a double shot carmel machiatto, and the perils of traveling, he told me he thought the award should be shared this week by Tony (I’ll do anything to help the homeless) Romo and Brett Favre. I said, “Peter how can Brett win the award, he didn’t throw one pick, he had no adversity to overcome”. Peter pointed out that “yeah, he didn’t throw a pick and heroically overcome it, but he was having so much fun out there gunslinging, I couldn’t keep my eyes off him”. I think I thought, at the time, you know he’s right.
November 25th, 2008 at 3:12 pm
Hell yeah Harry Douglas :)
November 25th, 2008 at 3:23 pm
Cybernetic Angel vs. Cybernetic Ghost of Christmas Past From the Future…
WHO YA GOT?!??!?
November 25th, 2008 at 4:51 pm
“Christmas Ape Says:
November 25th, 2008 at 1:22 pm
Ed Reed could win Meast, but then Hines Ward would just knock the award on its ass.”
Ed Reed could win the Sean Taylor award, but then he’d just say – “Why would you give me an award named after a safety that I am already way better than? Here…” /hands award to a mere Troy Polamalu
November 25th, 2008 at 5:16 pm
@Favre’s Next Interception: Needs more gumbo-dialect. See this post for clarification.
November 25th, 2008 at 10:07 pm
Michael Cera needs to visit his analrapist.
November 26th, 2008 at 9:47 am
@jackin – whathfuyewtalkibou?
November 28th, 2008 at 2:27 am
damn