Comments on: Miraculous return to form by T.O.

By: Tyler Durden

Tyler Durden — Tue, 04 Nov 2008 11:58:39 +0000

As a longtime Cowboys fan, I believe we are on the precipice of the ” when ” in regards to the Cowboys imploding.

Here’s the really frustrating part – we’ve seen this before. Back in 1990 when Aikman went down, the backup was horrible too. (Babe Laufenberg iirc). So what did Johnson do? Get Steve Buerlein. Jones, who fancies himself a GM (he’s actually terri-bad at judging playing talent) got Brad Johnson.

Jones’ is great at picking a great head hardnosed head coach, letting them build the team, then getting all JERRAL, letting said head coach leave and hiring a “softer” approach guy to win with the first guy’s talent.

And don’t get me started on his penchant for overpaying for WR’s.

By: Terrell Owens

Terrell Owens — Tue, 04 Nov 2008 03:43:44 +0000

Seriously. McNabb was puking on the field in the Super Bowl and it cost us a Super Bowl.

And Jeff Garcia, I mean, well, he is a fag. Didn’t exactly let the cat out of the bag on that one.

Maybe I should have kept my mouth shut, but everyone knows these things to be true.

By: John Madden

John Madden — Tue, 04 Nov 2008 03:39:55 +0000

Welcome back, T.O. We love you!

By: Orion

Orion — Tue, 04 Nov 2008 02:59:10 +0000

Is it just me or do all the google ads say vote yes on Prop 8. Methinks google is on to you guys.

By: jujrok

jujrok — Tue, 04 Nov 2008 02:46:28 +0000

terrell owens=bullet bob hayes without the cocaine or good sense to keep his fuckin mouth shut.

By: Justin Tuck

Justin Tuck — Tue, 04 Nov 2008 00:09:51 +0000

Justin Tuck don’t know to do it no other way.

In all seriousness, is this not the dumbest fucking rule in professional sports? Coaches can’t even caution their guys against it, because otherwise you wind up with situations where your defenders are hesitant about hitting the QB at all for fear that they’ll be penalized. You just have to say, “Keep going 100%. If one of these goat raping refs blows a whistle, it’s on me.”

By: pain-ther fan

pain-ther fan — Tue, 04 Nov 2008 00:02:46 +0000

@ Justin Tuck
you know better than to tackle a QB with full body weight.

By: Justin Tuck

Justin Tuck — Mon, 03 Nov 2008 22:47:10 +0000

I’ll shit in the mouth of whatever quarterback you play.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0GnOWxHveMw

By: futuremrsrickankiel

futuremrsrickankiel — Mon, 03 Nov 2008 21:58:44 +0000

Terrell Classic. Not to be confused with Terrell’s short-lived, caffeine-free spinoff, Crystal Terrell.

By: Man Bear Pig

Man Bear Pig — Mon, 03 Nov 2008 21:32:43 +0000

Here are the two biggest constants in any sports section across America:

1) Talking about how much TO is a selfish, arrogant jerk, who the media wastes too much time on.
2) Following around TO, hoping to record and report his opinion on anything.

I mean, shit guys, I’d be fuckin’ aggravated if I had these douchebags following me around 24/7, waiting to pounce on and misconstrue every word I say. Give the man a break.

/apologetic Dallas fan