Real Men of Genius: Bengals Fans
What motivates Steelers fans to humiliate the Bengals faithful even further? Isn’t it enough you invade their stadium, abuse the menfolk, fondle the womenfolk and take a dump in their precious Skyline Chili? Now you have to take to the YouTubes ahead of tonight’s resumption of the “rivalry” to rub salt into their festering wounds. Harsh, man, harsh.
Look at the bright side Cincinnatians, you are on a three-week undefeated streak. True, there was a bye week and a tie in there, but for the Bungles this is a tremendous step forward. Plus your true favorite team, the Buckeyes, are having another solid season. WHO DEY!!! WHO DEY!!!
[ via Steelers Depot ]
Tags: cincinnati bengals, youtubage
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November 20th, 2008 at 8:57 am
You can talk about my crapbag team all you want, but YOU LEAVE SKYLINE CHILI OUT OF THIS!
/burns season tickets
November 20th, 2008 at 9:12 am
A tie? What tie? You can’t tie an NFL game.
And you guys call your self a humor site dedicated solely to the NFL? Pfft. Learn the rules, losers!
November 20th, 2008 at 9:13 am
The idjit with the SpongeBob jammie pants was a nice touch.
November 20th, 2008 at 9:14 am
Seriously though, you can’t make us feel any worse than the team already does.
November 20th, 2008 at 9:26 am
Hey, at least the that Bengal Stormtrooper guy’s costume is pretty badass. Just tryin’ to help.
November 20th, 2008 at 9:29 am
take a dump in their precious Skyline Chili
Is that why it tastes like ass? I thought it was simply the retarded addition of noodles.
November 20th, 2008 at 10:02 am
Apparently a Yahoo writer has been eve’s dropping on word usage on KSK. Porter is loquacious……
http://sports.yahoo.com/nfl/rumors/post/Patriots-give-Miami-s-Porter-his-due-respect;_ylt=Aj_ynUK6L_guUTKWYHT8jdNDubYF?urn=nfl,123524
November 20th, 2008 at 10:22 am
The first sinful dump ever taken was known as Eve’s Dropping.
November 20th, 2008 at 10:48 am
I’m fairly certain that any fondling of Cincinnati-based womenfolk generally happens on an accidental basis (like maybe they muscle past you to get to the condiments bar behind the sausage stand and you inadvertently brush some thigh).
November 20th, 2008 at 10:49 am
We’re talking about the Bengals? I mean listen, we’re sitting here talking about the Bengals, not a game, not a game, NOT A GAME, but we’re talking about the Bengals. Not the game that we love and watch like it’s our last, but we’re talking about the Bengals man. How silly is that?
November 20th, 2008 at 11:02 am
@jackin
Killer Iverson impression
November 20th, 2008 at 11:05 am
I thought he was impersonating the dude from Half Baked.
November 20th, 2008 at 11:46 am
I am not very cultured in the ways of Cincinnatians, so I apologize for my ignorance, but what is up with this “Who Dey” stuff?
November 20th, 2008 at 11:46 am
@FMRA – Why do you always have to bring this site down with all this sex talk? This is a football site.
November 20th, 2008 at 12:05 pm
“Please win the superbowl before I die!” (high pitched backing vocals)
Ain’t that the truth. Go Dolphins. And Lions and Bengals and Buzzsaw…
November 20th, 2008 at 2:30 pm
Dude, as a Cleveland fan currently going to school in Bengal country…they are not Buckeye fans down here. Some of them have snuck into the Buckeye faithful, but Ohio is no longer considered Ohio once you get south of Columbus. Please no longer assosciate us with Bengal fans…it hurts my head. Give Cincy to Kentucky!!
Here’s to hoping Brady Quinn keeps Terrelle Pryor’s future spot in the NFL warm.
November 20th, 2008 at 4:52 pm
“A tie? What tie? You can’t tie an NFL game.”
Yeah, you can. Eagles, Bengals, last weekend. Learn the rules, loser.
November 20th, 2008 at 6:27 pm
1. Keep Skyline out of this. I’m sure Pittsburgh has a ton of original, scrumptious food.
2. We know we are bad. But how can you beat a team that has both FAST willie parker and TOUGH hines ward? With clever nicknames and an unprecedented level of douchebaggery, no other team stands a chance.
3. Fuck the Buckeyes. I’m from Cincinnati, not Columbus. Go Bearcats.
November 21st, 2008 at 1:52 am
This is by a Bengals fan, not a Steelers fan. Saw it on the official boards a solid month ago.
August 29th, 2009 at 12:34 pm
Loed the video, we had bengals season tickets last year and felt like that dude, we could not give away our tickets…we dropped our license and tickets this year