Real Men of Genius: Bengals Fans

What motivates Steelers fans to humiliate the Bengals faithful even further? Isn’t it enough you invade their stadium, abuse the menfolk, fondle the womenfolk and take a dump in their precious Skyline Chili? Now you have to take to the YouTubes ahead of tonight’s resumption of the “rivalry” to rub salt into their festering wounds. Harsh, man, harsh.

Look at the bright side Cincinnatians, you are on a three-week undefeated streak. True, there was a bye week and a tie in there, but for the Bungles this is a tremendous step forward. Plus your true favorite team, the Buckeyes, are having another solid season. WHO DEY!!! WHO DEY!!!

[ via Steelers Depot ]

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20 Responses to “Real Men of Genius: Bengals Fans”

  1. Chris Says:

    You can talk about my crapbag team all you want, but YOU LEAVE SKYLINE CHILI OUT OF THIS!
    /burns season tickets

  2. Animal Mother Says:

    A tie? What tie? You can’t tie an NFL game.

    And you guys call your self a humor site dedicated solely to the NFL? Pfft. Learn the rules, losers!

  3. The Stig Says:

    The idjit with the SpongeBob jammie pants was a nice touch.

  4. Glove Says:

    Seriously though, you can’t make us feel any worse than the team already does.

  5. G.G. Says:

    Hey, at least the that Bengal Stormtrooper guy’s costume is pretty badass. Just tryin’ to help.

  6. Otto Man Says:

    take a dump in their precious Skyline Chili

    Is that why it tastes like ass? I thought it was simply the retarded addition of noodles.

  7. dAndy Says:

    Apparently a Yahoo writer has been eve’s dropping on word usage on KSK. Porter is loquacious……

    http://sports.yahoo.com/nfl/rumors/post/Patriots-give-Miami-s-Porter-his-due-respect;_ylt=Aj_ynUK6L_guUTKWYHT8jdNDubYF?urn=nfl,123524

  8. Brother Mouzone Says:

    The first sinful dump ever taken was known as Eve’s Dropping.

  9. futuremrsrickankiel Says:

    I’m fairly certain that any fondling of Cincinnati-based womenfolk generally happens on an accidental basis (like maybe they muscle past you to get to the condiments bar behind the sausage stand and you inadvertently brush some thigh).

  10. jackin'4beats Says:

    We’re talking about the Bengals? I mean listen, we’re sitting here talking about the Bengals, not a game, not a game, NOT A GAME, but we’re talking about the Bengals. Not the game that we love and watch like it’s our last, but we’re talking about the Bengals man. How silly is that?

  11. Travism Says:

    @jackin

    Killer Iverson impression

  12. dAndy Says:

    I thought he was impersonating the dude from Half Baked.

  13. Day Man: Fighter of the Night Man Says:

    I am not very cultured in the ways of Cincinnatians, so I apologize for my ignorance, but what is up with this “Who Dey” stuff?

  14. Favre's Next Interception Says:

    @FMRA – Why do you always have to bring this site down with all this sex talk? This is a football site.

  15. Sanchez Says:

    “Please win the superbowl before I die!” (high pitched backing vocals)

    Ain’t that the truth. Go Dolphins. And Lions and Bengals and Buzzsaw…

  16. Sean Says:

    Dude, as a Cleveland fan currently going to school in Bengal country…they are not Buckeye fans down here. Some of them have snuck into the Buckeye faithful, but Ohio is no longer considered Ohio once you get south of Columbus. Please no longer assosciate us with Bengal fans…it hurts my head. Give Cincy to Kentucky!!

    Here’s to hoping Brady Quinn keeps Terrelle Pryor’s future spot in the NFL warm.

  17. smarty pants Says:

    “A tie? What tie? You can’t tie an NFL game.”

    Yeah, you can. Eagles, Bengals, last weekend. Learn the rules, loser.

  18. Sean Says:

    1. Keep Skyline out of this. I’m sure Pittsburgh has a ton of original, scrumptious food.
    2. We know we are bad. But how can you beat a team that has both FAST willie parker and TOUGH hines ward? With clever nicknames and an unprecedented level of douchebaggery, no other team stands a chance.
    3. Fuck the Buckeyes. I’m from Cincinnati, not Columbus. Go Bearcats.

  19. Philip Says:

    This is by a Bengals fan, not a Steelers fan. Saw it on the official boards a solid month ago.

  20. TR Fisher Says:

    Loed the video, we had bengals season tickets last year and felt like that dude, we could not give away our tickets…we dropped our license and tickets this year

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