Jesus, I threw the green bean casserole in the oven and it was fucking 21-3 Titans already. Could the Lions perhaps rehire Matt Millen so that they can again fire him? Daunte Culpepper played like shit and gave up a house pick, which tends to diminish his argument that the only reason he was out of the league early this year was because he was blackballed. John Amos would be a better quarterback right now.

Your 4PM game is Dallas-Seattle, so I really hope you have a Cowboy on your fantasy team. If not, may I suggest El Gordo Y La Flaca on Channel 14?