Pull Up And Watch The Seahawks! It’s Your Turkey Day Late Game Open Thread
Jesus, I threw the green bean casserole in the oven and it was fucking 21-3 Titans already. Could the Lions perhaps rehire Matt Millen so that they can again fire him? Daunte Culpepper played like shit and gave up a house pick, which tends to diminish his argument that the only reason he was out of the league early this year was because he was blackballed. John Amos would be a better quarterback right now.
Your 4PM game is Dallas-Seattle, so I really hope you have a Cowboy on your fantasy team. If not, may I suggest El Gordo Y La Flaca on Channel 14?
Tags: happy thanksgiving, open threads
November 27th, 2008 at 4:04 pm
John Stamos would be a better quarterback right now.
November 27th, 2008 at 4:10 pm
Rebecca Romjin would be a better quarterback right now.
November 27th, 2008 at 4:11 pm
Henson did get sacked two times in a row.
November 27th, 2008 at 4:13 pm
We need video of Polk’s pregame turkey dance, stat.
November 27th, 2008 at 4:19 pm
Which era John Amos are we talking here? “Good Times”, “Beast Master” or “Coming to America”?
November 27th, 2008 at 4:23 pm
Famous Amos would be a better QB as well.
Plus, upon hearing the news of who was at QB, LenDale would volunteer to play Ironman football.
November 27th, 2008 at 4:23 pm
I was thinking of Die Hard II John Amos … a little more badass in that one …
November 27th, 2008 at 4:26 pm
joe buck was disgusted by that pregame dance and apologizes for everyone having to see that….and now he’s lost himself in troy aikman’s eyes again.
November 27th, 2008 at 4:29 pm
Good thing I’m halfway into a bottle of rum. I’m curled up in a ball ready to cry as we get abused by the Cowboys. I’m going to need a hot shower to scrub the bad feelings away in about 3 hours.
November 27th, 2008 at 4:29 pm
It’s so creepy watching Joe Buck and Troy Aikman… there were at least three times I was certain they were about to kiss.
November 27th, 2008 at 4:30 pm
Good call on “Die Hard II”-era John Amos. I forgot about that one. I don’t know about his abilities as a quarterback, but he could mash Joe Buck’s skull to a sticky jelly.
November 27th, 2008 at 4:36 pm
I might give up on adding soda to my rum and dump the bottle straight into my throat.
November 27th, 2008 at 4:52 pm
What’s the money line on the Cowboys outscoring the Titans?
November 27th, 2008 at 5:05 pm
Forget “El Gordo Y La Flaca” on channel 14. The guy from “Sábado Gigante” is doing a Thanksgiving Special on Univisión.
“Super Gracias a Goya!”
November 27th, 2008 at 5:10 pm
I hope none of you are wasting time on this game - we just embarrassed ourselves.
November 27th, 2008 at 5:19 pm
Pirate Sloth…Game’s on in the living room, I’m in the ‘office’,'clearing out my e-mail inbox’ (whackin’ it to Carol Alt in Playboy Digital). Game sounds delightfully brutal!
MORE SCOTCH!
November 27th, 2008 at 5:22 pm
So you surf KSK and talk to Pirate Sloth while masturbating? Nothing gay about that.
November 27th, 2008 at 5:27 pm
289 beat me to it.
/backing away slowly
November 27th, 2008 at 5:28 pm
Was that a NAMBLA photoshoot before the commercial break?
November 27th, 2008 at 5:30 pm
Holy shit, first Jesse McCartney, then the Jonas Brothers?
At this rate, there will be a musical rendition of “Twilight” at the Superbowl halftime.
November 27th, 2008 at 5:33 pm
Carol Alt is a few days away from 48……..so how ‘em titties?
November 27th, 2008 at 5:37 pm
@ Pirate Sloth
Holy shit. More rum will help.
@ Spanky D
Today I’m thankful for Carol Alt’s enduring hotness, twenty-some years down the road. She was one of my favorites from that 80s-90s Golden Age of SI Swimsuit Models. Is she still married to that asshole Rangers goalie John van Biesbrouck?
MORE IRISH WHISKEY!
November 27th, 2008 at 5:41 pm
So Jesse McCartney did the Lions game, the Jonas Brothers are doing the Cowboys game… can’t wait to see Hannah Montana and Raffi rock the stage in the late game.
November 27th, 2008 at 5:49 pm
The fact that ya’ll just told me the Jones Brothers are playing half time is going to make me throw up. I already turned the game off, but knowing those fucks are playing half time….
maybe Holmgen can put them in on D to make the Cowboys curl up and die?
November 27th, 2008 at 6:02 pm
Looking forward to things getting so far out of hand in the second half that Aikman starts talking about how he acquired his insatiable appetite for cock at UCLA.
November 27th, 2008 at 6:04 pm
Please tell me someone saw Coach Pork Chops waving Patrick Crayton forward on that punt before the end of the half.
I haven’t seen that much arm fat wave since…. well my grandmother is here and I don’t want to make any jokes about her…it is the holidays.
November 27th, 2008 at 6:10 pm
Jeez, I fall asleep on the couch (great game!) and return to KSK to find my komment twisted into gayness?
/fuckin loves this site
//no homo
November 27th, 2008 at 6:16 pm
Jewish Genes: Them titties mighty fine, I mean hell, there tits, man!
Gino T: Ask Jewish Genes about ms Alt’s status, I mean he knows her age down to the day.
November 27th, 2008 at 6:21 pm
The Godfather II is on AMC, letting the kid watch cartoon network because these games suck. Of course I have Time Warner so there is no late game. The HD keeps fucking up too.
November 27th, 2008 at 6:55 pm
A black man’s favorite food is chicken… man, did not see that one coming.
November 27th, 2008 at 7:18 pm
So the Dallas OL coach’s name is Hudson Houck?
I bet he wishes he was elbow deep in 20yro poon like Bruce Willis is.
November 27th, 2008 at 7:22 pm
Also, screencaps of the Cowboys cheerleaders for Sexy Friday?
November 27th, 2008 at 7:37 pm
I nominate Matt Hasselback for the Gayest Quarterback in the NFL. He is lispy like Jeff Garcia and he throws like Brady Quinn.
November 27th, 2008 at 8:08 pm
In typical teaser-busting parlay-imploding fashion on Turkey Day, we’re left with a game with an outcome that no one has any fucking idea will turn out.
I say default to the home team and take the feekles to cover.
November 27th, 2008 at 9:06 pm
COWBOYS FUCKIN’ KICK ASS!!!! YEEEEAAAAAARRRRRRGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!
All the way to the SUPERBOWL…
Go Giants, beat the Redskins.
November 27th, 2008 at 9:19 pm
21-0 Philadelphia - can Warner still win this one?
November 27th, 2008 at 9:21 pm
And who thought there would be 3 crappy games today?
November 27th, 2008 at 9:31 pm
I nominate Matt Hasselback for the Gayest Quarterback in the NFL.
Nah, he’s a Republican, and as we all know, Republicans simply can’t be gay.
November 27th, 2008 at 10:35 pm
To think, if I had taken the advice that had been given to me, Westy would be sitting on the bench. I would have needed to end myself this evening.
@Otto Man
No doubt Republicans can’t be gay. Just ask Brady Quinn and Larry Craig.
November 27th, 2008 at 11:15 pm
Here’s a thought I just had: With all the talk changing it so the Lions no longer have their traditional game on Thanksgiving, Does the fact that all the other games are just as equally shitacular help their cause in keeping the game?
November 27th, 2008 at 11:20 pm
And Ann Coulter used to be a man, so you have that too…
November 27th, 2008 at 11:24 pm
Used to be?
November 27th, 2008 at 11:32 pm
After Dawk intercepted Warner near the end of the game, this song was played at the Linc: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NcJyCdbC08c
That was awesome. And I had Chris Johnson and Westbrook in fantasy.
/passes out blind drunk
November 27th, 2008 at 11:33 pm
More grog, wench!
November 29th, 2008 at 4:07 am
Speaking of Joe Buck, Troy Aikman and throwing up…has anyone else seen the extended Diet Pepsi Max commercial playing during the in-theatre ads prior to a movie? Ridiculous.
And I would’ve felt sorry for the Lions if I wasn’t suffering from the hangover from hell, promising God I’d never drink again if he would let me live through the Cowboys game and feeling sorry for myself.
March 26th, 2009 at 3:58 am
As an Australia-based Seahawks fan, I found your blog on google and read a few of your other Seahawks posts.
I just added you to my Google News Reader. Keep up the good work. Look forward to reading more from you in the future.