Comments on: Peter King And His Beloved Boy Toys

By: robocats

robocats — Tue, 18 Nov 2008 05:11:26 +0000

FPK!

By: 5823111

5823111 — Tue, 18 Nov 2008 00:53:04 +0000

It may not shake out well for the Neanderthals in this whole Neanderthal versus Homo Sapien thing. Just a feeling I have.

By: Matt

Matt — Tue, 18 Nov 2008 00:18:33 +0000

A weekly FJM-style skewering of Peter King would be like the sweet chocolate syrup to complete the KSK Choco Taco. Food Metaphor? Fuck and yes.

By: WallyBallz

WallyBallz — Mon, 17 Nov 2008 21:35:55 +0000

Here’s another one: “Justin Gage, WR, Tennessee. Admit it. You, like me, have been down on the Titans wideouts all season. Thought they’d eventually doom the Tennesseans to failure. Well, in the last two weeks, they’ve come up big, and Gage was huge in the come-from-behind 24-14 win at Jacksonville. Four catches, 147 yards, two touchdowns from Gage, giving him eight catches for 194 yards and three TDs over the past two weeks.”
So, PK is saying that he had a great game yesterday, but then throws in last weeks mediocre stats (4 catches, 47 yards, 1 TD) for some unknown reason?

By: Monkey Business

Monkey Business — Mon, 17 Nov 2008 20:36:01 +0000

As a Token Jew, I will accept your thanks for Lisa Edelstein. Cash only, please.

By: Gino Tourettesa

Gino Tourettesa — Mon, 17 Nov 2008 20:09:55 +0000

@ Screamapillar

When I read your “writing to that fat fuck” comment, BDD came to mind before Peter King did.

By: Screamapillar

Screamapillar — Mon, 17 Nov 2008 20:04:14 +0000

@ Public Enemy, FozzieBear – agreed on the weekly feature. I’ve been writing to that fat fuck every Monday for the last 3 years politely asking him to address the idea that he might have a wittle bitty bias for certain quarterbacks, but to no avail. Posts like this make me feel less ashamed of the time I’ve wasted on it.

/”fat fuck” referenced above = PK, not BDD

By: Vince Young Sausage

Vince Young Sausage — Mon, 17 Nov 2008 19:59:29 +0000

The “boy toy” line was in the original. Googling proved it!

If your anal about it — and, no, the use of the term “anal” in that sentence is not some disguised gay reference to Peter King/Kevin Spacey/Vince Young — do a google news search with the terms “vince young” “bud adams” “boy toy” and the line appears in the article summary.

By: Needs More Cheerleaders

Needs More Cheerleaders — Mon, 17 Nov 2008 19:05:10 +0000

One time I bruised a finger and it really, really hurt. I whacked off anyway.

You did it with your other hand! Admit it!

By: Pubic Enemy

Pubic Enemy — Mon, 17 Nov 2008 19:00:24 +0000

@FozzieBear: I second this being made into a weekly feature.

Now, I’m no genius, but I think the Bears may not have a good defense.

I have this hunch that the Browns are not going to follow up their 2007 season successfully.

Be aware, the Seahawks may not win their division this year.