Comments on: Outta the Way, Dungy; I AM KING OF THE NEGROES!

By: rjohnston

rjohnston — Thu, 23 Apr 2009 05:14:06 +0000

I am sofa king wee todd ed. 1

By: no way

no way — Thu, 06 Nov 2008 19:41:46 +0000

why doesn’t Herm Edwards get any love? And when do I get my burn the flag and got a democrat in the office prize in the mail? I can’t wait to start counting how many ounces of weed I can smoke before it is punishable by death.

By: dAndy

dAndy — Thu, 06 Nov 2008 11:30:00 +0000

@ twoeightnine: Only three, shit you be living the good life bro! I’ve to fall back on this line lately…..Mamm, I’m sorry, but I am to broke to even pay attention so you might as well leave me the fuck alone!

By: twoeightnine

twoeightnine — Thu, 06 Nov 2008 05:15:01 +0000

We are the people that pay your bills. Thank us, don’t castigate us.

Really? You pay my bills. You better hurry the fuck up and get those checks in. I’m sick of three bill collectors calling every single day.

By: 12-Pack-Abs

12-Pack-Abs — Thu, 06 Nov 2008 04:27:43 +0000

While on the campaign trail in Alabama, Obama was quoted “what’s a dazzling urbanite like me doing in a rustic setting like this?”

“Give the governor harumph!”
“Harumph!”
“Watch your ass!”

By: Al Davis is a Lich

Al Davis is a Lich — Wed, 05 Nov 2008 21:42:16 +0000

Obama addressing staff in first meeting:

I hired you people to try to institute change, not to jump around like a bunch of Kansas City faggots.

By: jonjonjiggy

jonjonjiggy — Wed, 05 Nov 2008 21:32:43 +0000

John McCain Says:
So, thanks to all of you that voted for Obama. You did the right thing. America is in good hands and I can go play golf now, which is all I really wanted.

… and you thought Charles Barkley had a fucked up swing!! I do, however have the post-birdie “thumbs up” mastered.

By: jonjonjiggy

jonjonjiggy — Wed, 05 Nov 2008 21:18:23 +0000

Obama interviewing his Secretary of State candidate…

Obama: Qualifications?
Applicant: Rape, perjury, rape, and rape.
Obama You said rape three.
Applicant: I like rape.

On second thought, why would Bill Clinton apply for that job? He makes millions just for making speeches!

By: Slash

Slash — Wed, 05 Nov 2008 20:50:19 +0000

Shaved Yak: 2/10 if you’re actually trolling, 6/10 if you’re just doing it for funsies

By: Shaved Yak

Shaved Yak — Wed, 05 Nov 2008 20:47:53 +0000

@J4B

again we are here working and making sure the large portion of the country that pays no taxes gets a nice fat stimulus check so they can go get a Wii for Christmas. A Wii that will go unused when they realize that they can’t manipulate the wand with a bottle of Mad Dog is one hand and a nice Alabama Liquidsnake blunt in the other. This is why I transferred my 401k into Kruggerands.