Okay, Everybody: The Snapcount is Two Snaps and a Twist
Heeeeyyyyyyyy fellas, gonna check out my big coming out party this evening? It’s be there or be there with a bear. Much better than those spontaneous…things…that happened when the Barry won the White House. I’m still not ready to talk about it. A lot of pumpkin spice Blue Moons went into drowning out that sorrow.
That’s not even funny. I wasn’t for the Obama man. I was all about my homegirl Palin. Shit, Homegirl was gonna do it up right and spend half the treasury on interior design for the Naval Observatory. I could go for some navel observation myself. Ooooooooh. In-spir-RAY-tion!
I hope I don’t get tackled too rough now. It’d really scuff this argyle sweater Homegirl bought for me at Neiman Marcus. I better not have to give it back now that she lost. I already spilled seminal fluid all over it.
Who knows? Maybe if I do good we get one of those Super Bowl things people get all torqued up about.
So c’mon, Denver. It’s on like throbbing dong. You’ve already let a few offenses have their way with you, you little sluts. What’s one more reaming from Brady gonna hurt you?
I’m just so happy to be off the sideline. Everybody’s all Gloomy Guses over there, always complaining about when Romeo wastes timeouts and never in the mood for letting be Sasha Fierce. All’s I know is whatever that Super Bowl thing is, I’d be hard pressed to beat the bowl I already got.
Tags: brady quinn, nsfw pic after jump, pic by foxxy brown, xmas ape
November 6th, 2008 at 11:15 am
God I love that bowl.
Oh, and Blue Moon is evil.
November 6th, 2008 at 11:16 am
I bet you can toss a lot of salad in that bowl.
November 6th, 2008 at 11:19 am
that bowl of dicks picture needs a NSFW tag
November 6th, 2008 at 11:21 am
It’s on like throbbing dong.
That one’s going in the everyday rotation.
November 6th, 2008 at 11:24 am
BQ’s sweater looks like it’s made out of marzipan.
November 6th, 2008 at 11:36 am
Please, for the sake of us readers who have to leave the basement for our jobs, a little NSFW isn’t too much to ask for, is it? Kinda like a friendly reach around.
November 6th, 2008 at 11:40 am
brady’s going to have a disappointing start… jay cutler’s terrible childish haircut will distract him. Get that man some product!!
November 6th, 2008 at 11:43 am
For those who are fretting NSFWness, here is a simple effective excuse for HR: “Well, I believe it’s art.”
A good way to finish the email is with some choice picture and “My my, it appears that this young lass has taken a sip from Zeus’ firehose.”
November 6th, 2008 at 11:47 am
Is Michelangelo’s David NSFW too?
November 6th, 2008 at 11:47 am
/beats the Steelers and Wrongrastname for the next decade like snare drum
November 6th, 2008 at 11:55 am
A bowl of dicks, eh? Now I’m wondering if Chris Cooley really did have an actual bag of dicks.
November 6th, 2008 at 12:02 pm
Oh, so you should read the tags before you click the jump?
November 6th, 2008 at 12:07 pm
The Browns should work on beating the Steelers once before worrying about the next decade.
November 6th, 2008 at 12:07 pm
/actually kind of excited for Brady’s first start
November 6th, 2008 at 12:09 pm
Oh, no he didn’t say anything about Bray.
Okay? Bray is my boo. Okay?
Brady Quinn ain’t never hurt nobody.
And y’all know! Big things come in small packagesss! Hollaaaa!
Now, everything was cool until X-mas Ape came back into the picture.
They better not put they hands on Brady. Okay?
‘Cause first of all, they do not know that I am a twelve-degree pink belt.
Okay? I will dicccce his assssss up like a little piece of ssss-elery.
Okay? ‘Cause see, they don’t know me.
Delicioussss, do they know me? Okay, I thought so.
‘Cause you know that I know karate, and I will see him
and I will Jet Li his assssss. WHA-TAAAA
November 6th, 2008 at 12:09 pm
Don’t worry about the NSFW. If anyone at work happens to see what you’re looking at, they’ll just think you’re gay. Nobody’s got enough balls to fire a gay person these days.
November 6th, 2008 at 12:22 pm
gay ape your qb is a fucking dumbass wiggah, and thats a fact. Leave Brady Alone! You’re lucy he even qb’s for you bastard’s. But seriously big ben is a thug and byron left witch is a fatass Gary Coleman lookalike
November 6th, 2008 at 12:26 pm
Lance Armstrong approves of that bowl.
November 6th, 2008 at 12:29 pm
@ Tim Was Tim:
+1 for that.
(Oh, how Lance wishes he could get +1)
November 6th, 2008 at 12:36 pm
He got the bowl as a gift from Gay Zorro.
November 6th, 2008 at 12:42 pm
I’m terrified that Jim Mack has spawned children.
November 6th, 2008 at 12:42 pm
God I love that bowl.
Admit it. You wish you’d been there for the briss. Imagine the spread!
November 6th, 2008 at 12:46 pm
Troy Aikman says Brady’s got the prettiest face he ever came across.
Kordell Stewart has the other 3 bowls of the set at his home.
November 6th, 2008 at 12:47 pm
Who’s kidding who? Brady will break the huddle and be faced with a large, muscular, sweaty man bent over in his direction. He’ll be expected to put his hands in that large, muscular, sweaty man’s crotch.
He’ll be so excited, he’ll cause an “incident.”
November 6th, 2008 at 1:03 pm
Is there a top for that bowl and what does that look like?
November 6th, 2008 at 1:09 pm
Is there a top for that bowl and what does that look like?
Paris Hilton.
November 6th, 2008 at 1:09 pm
This post was sponsored by Gaytorade and Ben-Gay
November 6th, 2008 at 1:27 pm
Is Michelangelo’s David NSFW too?
depends on who has their face photoshopped on there.
November 6th, 2008 at 1:42 pm
Me and Todd bought a punch bowl just like that at Neiman Marcus the other day.
Thanks, GOP!
November 6th, 2008 at 1:55 pm
Just hop on jackin’4beats bozak for a second… I beg you to add the “sss” ‘mo lisp to Quinn posts from now. for Authentisssity Sssake
DO IT!
November 6th, 2008 at 2:37 pm
I believe you mean “authentithity’th thake”
November 6th, 2008 at 2:39 pm
Fabuluth
November 6th, 2008 at 3:22 pm
Don’t even ask about the dip.
November 6th, 2008 at 4:07 pm
Don’t be surprised after I throw for 300+ yards and 2 touchdowns while leading my Browns to victory tonight. I’m gonna pound that other team like Gay Zorro takes care of the injustices of the world.
November 6th, 2008 at 4:19 pm
What kind of dip goes in that bowl?
November 6th, 2008 at 5:43 pm
Ya know, I certainly don’t have an advanced “gaydar” and the organization I work for (US Army / Government) is pretty hono-neutral (don’t ask / don’t tell), but even if half of the Brady Quinn pictures are photoshopped – he’s still pretty fawking g&y.
November 6th, 2008 at 6:53 pm
Is his sister still dating AJ Hawk? I want another OSU/NotreDame style head to head matchup with the entire broadcast built around that ridiculous fact that AJ is dating Quinn’s sister. http://sundayhop.blogspot.com
November 6th, 2008 at 7:02 pm
Ape, it was more than i could hope for. great 1st use. you fuckin’ rock!!
November 6th, 2008 at 7:03 pm
which brings up the “hey where’s my photo credit?”
November 6th, 2008 at 7:42 pm
Clare called him “BQ.” Is it me or is that a perfect nickname for him?
November 6th, 2008 at 7:53 pm
Credit added Foxxy
November 6th, 2008 at 8:06 pm
foxxy brown: You’re a lawyer, right? Please tell me that photo or the actually bowl was evidence in trial worked on. That would be awesome.
November 6th, 2008 at 8:07 pm
“in a trial you worked on.”
/edit
November 6th, 2008 at 8:29 pm
I really don’t care if anyone here is down with the dick, or not, but since a few folks have made lithping posts, I’m going to ask: Has anybody, anywhere, ever, met a gay guy who lisps? I believe that answer is a ” hell fuckin’ no.”
jackin’4beats and Mateophilippe have it right: the exaggerated “sssss” is far gayer than a lisp. The exaggerated “sssss” is “Kevin Spacey in the park at 3:00AM” gay.” A lisp? At best, it’s “I caught 10 seconds of Bravo flippin’ channels” gay.
November 6th, 2008 at 11:29 pm
Speaking of g&y…ol BQ did ok in his first start. Too bad the Cleveland efense fell apart.
November 6th, 2008 at 11:32 pm
many thanks Ape.
sorry, Leigh. my work is not that much fun. took the photo at the Sex Museum in Amsterdam.
as a consolation story, when i still lived in D.C. i served on a jury for a transvestite prostitute charged with battery and robbery for stompin’ a guy who refused to pay him for services rendered. we acquitted.
November 7th, 2008 at 12:45 am
If she’s got no slit you must acquit.
November 18th, 2008 at 3:30 pm
All roads lead to Rome ;)