What, you write some posts about Andy Reid’s dumbfuckery, emo Eagle fans pining like pussies, and some stuff about the Reid family getting high off of human waste and all of a sudden you’re persona non grata in the press box at the Linc (third item)?

Naturally, all gambling and pornography pages are barred. No surprise there (though it’s a touch disappointing). Curiously, the media are also prevented from accessing a staggering number of entirely reputable or innocuous sites.

Slate, Politico and The Nation are prohibited. Deadspin, Kissing Suzy Kolber and The Big Lead are all banned.

Okay fine, ban us if you must, but how dare you deprive the world of Slate’s contrarian douchebaggery and TBL’s list of favorite foods to pronounce. You’ll pay for this, you sick demented fuckos! You cannot take away our MOOTZARELL!

Thanks to meech.one at The Fightins for bringing this to our attention.