Oh Yeah Philly? Well F*@k You Too!
11.12.08
What, you write some posts about Andy Reid’s dumbfuckery, emo Eagle fans pining like pussies, and some stuff about the Reid family getting high off of human waste and all of a sudden you’re persona non grata in the press box at the Linc (third item)?
Naturally, all gambling and pornography pages are barred. No surprise there (though it’s a touch disappointing). Curiously, the media are also prevented from accessing a staggering number of entirely reputable or innocuous sites.
Slate, Politico and The Nation are prohibited. Deadspin, Kissing Suzy Kolber and The Big Lead are all banned.
Okay fine, ban us if you must, but how dare you deprive the world of Slate’s contrarian douchebaggery and TBL’s list of favorite foods to pronounce. You’ll pay for this, you sick demented fuckos! You cannot take away our MOOTZARELL!
Thanks to meech.one at The Fightins for bringing this to our attention.


@robocats
I’d watch Heather have a shit take.
Too much?
Thank you, CC.
Here I was wondering what the fuck a shit take was. Seriously, if they’re gonna devote an entire post to it, shouldn’t they…ah, nevermind.
Mmmmmmm, Sexy Friday coming early this week.
I’m an Eagles fan, but I hate our ownership. I’m with you, KSK! FIGHT THE POWER~!
Also banned: The Rotten Tomatoes page of reviews for “V.I. Warshawski.”
Seriously, Lurie, that’s some bullshit right there. I’d expect this from Daniel Snyder, but not you.
Anybody remember the pimps with press credentials in the movie “Where the Buffalo Roam” ?
“Do you see this pass, muthafucka?”
Just steal WiFi from the Wachovia Center. Fucking amateurs.
@favre’s: newly added to the banned websites in foxboro: http://www.whitehouse.gov
In the Soldier Field pressbox, the IE default homepage is kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/sexcannon
In Soviet Philadelphia, the Eagles fuck you!
No way they allow Mediatakeout, Favre’s Next Interception
Thank god they can still get Shanoff’s Twitter feed.
Banned at Foxboro: BET, blackvoices.com, blackrefer.com, crunktastical.net and Oprah.
Come on now, who doesn’t love topping their burger with a little shittake. It’s better than brown mustard.
Now that I know the Beer of the Month is Otter Grey, well that changes everything.
Let’s face it, you people are hardly “reputable or innocuous.” Frankly, would you want to belong to the kind of club that would have you?
They must have read BDD’s brilliant analysis of Andy Reid’s 2-minute offense and thought it too acutate and too hurtful.
As long as they can continue to get The Onion, everything should be okay.
Not the Politico too! Mike Allen will fidget angrily at them!
Shiitake: Two i’s, one t.
Must.Not.Make.Jesus.Joke.
You mean no more ROGER SIMON?!
CRIMINY!
Shiitake: Two i’s, one t.
Must. Not. Make further insults.
Who’s the communist now…hmmmmm? Jeffrey Lurie I presume?
By banning both Slate and Deadspin, they’re making sure Weintraub can’t even get close. Plus, Hitchens gets mad if they don’t have enough scotch.