O HELLZ YEZ
Yo yo. Pacman be slidn in dem pussyjacks when dat Firebox from da leeg office say shit be back on. Pacman say 4real? Firebox say 4real. Da shit be back on. 4 true.
CHUH CHUH.
Pacman down wid it. Pacman gon shine. Pacman gon clamp down on dat Hines Viet Cong like he Sholonda’s azz. Sholonda got dat onion booty. Pacman down wid it. Pacman gon take dat azz and an paint it gold wid dat luvnozz. COS DA SHIT BE BACK ON.
And Pacman gon drank. OH HE GON DRANK. BULLEEF DAT SHIT. Pacman stay at dat “Brighter Future” clinic for da whole damn month. Dat like, 90 dayz. Pacman not down wid it. Doctor man say Pacman need 2 say he’z got a problem. Pacman tell u da reel muthaphuckkin’ prizzay up in dis shiznit: AIN’T NO DRANK 4 DA PACMAN IN DIS BITCH.
And wen Pacman put on da Yung Jeezy and tell dem nurses to sho him da ‘donk, bitches ain’t say shit. KINDA PHUCKKIN’ NURSE DEY BE? Nuh nuh. Lil’ Pac need dat tung medizine. Dem laydeez ain’t REAL NURSES. AIN’T GOT NO LUV FO DA PAC!
So Pacman gon drank. He gon drank dat lean till he kizz da dance flo. Pacman say ain’t no drank drank till he put dat schlongbone up in dat nurse’s creempie. He gon drank all nite an den make it sprinkl. He gon GO GOLD. He gon let da dogz loose. He gon go bucwild. Owner strechy man say Pacman can fuk in da sky. OH PACMAN GON FUK IN DA SKY. HE GON FLY DEM U.S. AZZWAYS. DAT FO SHO.
Pacman reddy. Pacman got hiz Hen and Coke. Pacman got hiz drankin’ cup. Pacman got hiz fukkin’ pantz. Pacman gon go ababababababa on dat azz. He gon gobble up dem cherreez. He gon take hiz dickantula an go huntin’.
Shit be back on.
Fuk u.
CHUH CHUH.
Tags: Big Daddy Drew, create your own ebonics, fuck lion, Pacman Jones, still more articulate than Sarah Palin
November 20th, 2008 at 1:33 pm
I’ll take the under.
November 20th, 2008 at 1:33 pm
Pacman is the Steve Howe of the NFL.
November 20th, 2008 at 1:39 pm
My brain hurts.
November 20th, 2008 at 1:42 pm
HE GON FLY DEM U.S. AZZWAYS.
The solution for our troubled airline industry
November 20th, 2008 at 1:43 pm
He gon drank all nite an den make it sprinkl. He gon GO GOLD
/SO HAPPY SHIT BE BACK ON
November 20th, 2008 at 1:44 pm
That headline.
It’s just…
It’s phenomenal.
I await the delicious irony of that jackass who keeps spamming for the “interracial love” dating site leaving a comment here.
November 20th, 2008 at 1:49 pm
/wants to know if jorts qualify for fuck pants
November 20th, 2008 at 1:51 pm
I luv pacman. When will Pacman and Hines Wald meet?
Btw, I would SO fly US Azzways.
November 20th, 2008 at 1:52 pm
Pacman reddy. Pacman got hiz Hen and Coke. Pacman got hiz drankin’ cup. Pacman got hiz fukkin’ pantz. Pacman gon go ababababababa on dat azz. He gon gobble up dem cherreez. He gon take hiz dickantula an go huntin’.
So it ain’t hood unless you got the Henny involved. Well played.
New word added to the lexicon = dickantula. WOW.
November 20th, 2008 at 1:53 pm
SO when KSK wins the NAACP Image award, who’s going to accept it? I vote for Maj.
November 20th, 2008 at 2:08 pm
HE GON FLY DEM U.S. AZZWAYS. DAT FO SHO.
Lucky Airlines!
November 20th, 2008 at 2:09 pm
More Dick?
November 20th, 2008 at 2:17 pm
I not Vietnamese I Kolean asshore! Do i rook Vietnamese to you?! Jesus Chlist
November 20th, 2008 at 2:18 pm
I was all good wit it except for luvnozz. What the fuck is the translation on that?
November 20th, 2008 at 2:20 pm
Michael Irvin says call back when you want to do some real screwing.
November 20th, 2008 at 2:28 pm
dAndy, I’m fairly certain it’s an abbreviated form of “love nozzle,” or “nozzle that dispenses love” — in other words, the penis.
November 20th, 2008 at 2:29 pm
Ahhh Fuck Pants. Truly no country gentleman’s wardrobe is complete without them. Seersucker no doubt.
November 20th, 2008 at 2:32 pm
Picturing Pacman gon ababababababa makes me laugh and spit coffee out at the same time.
November 20th, 2008 at 2:32 pm
I promise to use dickantula at least twice in conversations with the wife this evenning.
November 20th, 2008 at 2:37 pm
DICKANTULA!!!!!!
Thank you for this post. Drew always comes through, fo sho.
November 20th, 2008 at 2:52 pm
“Lil’ Pac need dat tung medizine.”
Is that over the counter or do I need a prescription?
November 20th, 2008 at 2:55 pm
schlongbone? decidedly too jewish for pac.
November 20th, 2008 at 3:05 pm
dicktanula = better than Tawwmy and Rongrastname combined
November 20th, 2008 at 3:34 pm
Please make this the next recitation of a post.
November 20th, 2008 at 3:38 pm
Thanks FMRA! That makes total fuckin sense. I appreciate you sharing you knowledge and expertise of the luvnozz.
November 20th, 2008 at 3:47 pm
Drew’s fluent in several dialects of Retard.
I’m forwarding this to Bill Cosby.
November 20th, 2008 at 4:20 pm
As a Cowboys fan completely disturbed that he’s back…I love this post so much, I kinda want to make out with it.
November 20th, 2008 at 4:25 pm
Just when you think these guys are out… THEY KEEP COMING RIGHT BACK!
/Gus Johnson could make a Catholic wedding exciting
November 20th, 2008 at 5:29 pm
Dickantula should be the new word of the year.
Can’t wait to follow Pacman’s adventures in Dallas…what else can he do? How long can it go?
I await with my Hen and Coke.
November 21st, 2008 at 1:15 am
@Nikki
You can make out with my post……….. I got my fukkin pantz, too.
November 21st, 2008 at 7:50 am
Pacman gon clamp down on dat Hines Viet Cong like he Sholonda’s azz.
That was so funny I spat yesterday’s coffee on my monitor.