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LOLNFL: Where Something Smells Fishy

11.18.08 Written by Unsilent Majority

TAGS: lolnfl, That last post sucked, Unsilent Majority, We'll be back with more book whoring shortly
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LOLNFL: Where Something Smells Fishy

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  1. 11.19.08 at 5:40 pm
    Wooleyman

    He lines up for the kick, snap is good, its got plenty of distance, he nails it! Wait no he missed it.

  2. 11.19.08 at 12:49 pm
    Needs More Cheerleaders

    and while vomiting explosively, I simultaneously and with great violence spewed feces into my pants.

    Jerry Jones calls that a “Texas Two Step!”

  3. 11.19.08 at 8:59 am
    Johnny Damon's Laser Rocket Arm

    I once ran into Terry Bradshaw at the Houston airport and he told me that Brenda Warner’s dripping wet cooter was a perfect cure for the heterosexuality. Just sayin’

  4. 11.19.08 at 2:25 am
    Athlete

    Wash hands after using the toilet makes you free from diseases and smelly hand. :-)

  5. 11.18.08 at 9:38 pm
    jackin'4beats

    @Tracer Bullet: TMI man, TM muthafuckin’ I

  6. 11.18.08 at 4:08 pm
    porky1

    It’s a powerful nose that can immediately pick out the smell of dust and holy water.

  7. 11.18.08 at 3:12 pm
    Tracer Bullet

    Every time I come to KSK, I find something sick or disturbing or offensive. But today, sirs, today you have simply gone to far. Today you have forced me to consider the smell of Brenda Warner’s vagina AND THAT IS SOMETHING I CANNOT FORGIVE. To put it another way, I had some kind of stomach illness last night and while vomiting explosively, I simultaneously and with great violence spewed feces into my pants. I imagine Brenda Warner’s cooch smells something like my bathroom.

  8. 11.18.08 at 2:59 pm
    buddy randolph

    Okay, I know that it fits the “LOLCats” form and it’s probably been suggested in the comments (and I tried searching for it, really), but have you considered calling this feature “NFLOL”?

  9. 11.18.08 at 2:01 pm
    Travis Henry's Dusty Rubbers

    Because Archuleta worships Satan.

  10. 11.18.08 at 1:30 pm
    Pubic Enemy

    How does a God-fearing man get Trout Warner for a wife, while a hack like Adam Archuleta gets this —> http://www.afkfootball.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/03/jenniferwalcott.jpg

  11. 11.18.08 at 1:08 pm
    Gene Upshaw's Ghost

    in all fairness, brenda warner does have a VERY smelly vagina

  12. 11.18.08 at 1:02 pm
    Patchy Drizzle

    Any inferred digital penetration of Brenda Warner makes me smirre.

  13. 11.18.08 at 12:59 pm
    markus

    Packer Fan: I could totally go for some buttered deep-fried cheese curds right now!

  14. 11.18.08 at 12:57 pm
    MENACEIISOBRIETY

    why does mah microphone smell like tony k’s lunch?

  15. 11.18.08 at 12:49 pm
    Optimus Prime Minister

    i can FEEL romeo’s hunger through the computer screen!

  16. 11.18.08 at 12:36 pm
    Unsilent Majority

    ehhhhhh, last week was much gooder.

    haven’t run one since October, but thanks.

  17. 11.18.08 at 12:23 pm
    not seezmics

    Rackers’ head looks fake.

  18. 11.18.08 at 12:21 pm
    Doc Holliday

    You can smell the artery blockage inside of that fat-fuck from Green Bay.

  19. 11.18.08 at 12:19 pm
    TDub

    ehhhhhh, last week was much gooder.

  20. 11.18.08 at 12:11 pm
    The DJ

    You’re right, Mike Singletary, pants suck.

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