Comments on: Lacerated Taints. The KSK Fantasy Football/Sex Advice Mailbag

By: Needs More Cheerleaders

Needs More Cheerleaders — Fri, 14 Nov 2008 18:48:00 +0000

You “make love” BDD? Fag!

By: Rocco

Rocco — Fri, 14 Nov 2008 17:55:12 +0000

@Daydream: Thanks fucko. The awesome scoring of the Mass Hysteria league went like this: Favre: 45, Cassel: 101. 101 fucking points. Fuck.

By: fallex

fallex — Fri, 14 Nov 2008 14:21:57 +0000

I like how some people felt the need to identify which part of the question was about “sex:” and which was about “fantasy:”.

By: Drew Brees' Jock Strap

Drew Brees' Jock Strap — Fri, 14 Nov 2008 04:15:18 +0000

So…who is that chick?

By: Chris Leaks Second Career

Chris Leaks Second Career — Fri, 14 Nov 2008 03:05:40 +0000

I couldn’t remember what the girl’s name was, but I asked my penis, and he told me Alina Vacariu. To show my gratitude, I then proceeded to give my penis a massage, rigorously, to the photo above.

By: Heloise

Heloise — Fri, 14 Nov 2008 00:16:06 +0000

Helpful Hint: To remove blood stains, try soaking the affected area in hydrogen preroxide. Works just as well on sheets as it does Teddy Bears.

By: Jay

Jay — Thu, 13 Nov 2008 23:08:44 +0000

I got here too late to ask the fantasy question and the day I have sex period is the day Tyler Thigpen runs for 400 yards and gets sucked off by Peter King after the game. I’m sad now.

By: JustJoe

JustJoe — Thu, 13 Nov 2008 22:49:24 +0000

+1 for grundle. it just makes me giggle

By: No Pullout

No Pullout — Thu, 13 Nov 2008 22:21:10 +0000

I’ve also heard “ass-puss” in lieu of taint or grundle. I like “gaza strip”

By: Rocco

Rocco — Thu, 13 Nov 2008 21:57:52 +0000

Ahh, grundle. That’s the name I always knew it by. ‘Taint does have a certain ring to it though.