Kurt Prays to the Matron Saint for a Buzzsaw Victory!
The 49ers had a golden opportunity to steal a win on the road in the Pink Taco, but then took 30 seconds to kill the clock once they got down to the 2, then ran one running play that almost worked and one that had absolutely no chance of working. Shaun Hill, when called upon to do things greater than throw three-yard patterns to Jason Hill and dive for first downs without his helmet, screwed the pooch with an array of lasers and shovel passes to the defense. All part of God and TK’s script, it seems.
Tags: matron saint, mnf recap, xmas ape
November 11th, 2008 at 12:47 am
http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/11/cardsgimp.jpg
What type of sadomasochistic gear is this, and where can I get it?
The Matron Saint looking heavenly as always, despite Kurt’s ramblings.
November 11th, 2008 at 12:51 am
I didn’t know the gimp from Pulp Fiction had a brother.
November 11th, 2008 at 12:52 am
Was that “Matron” saint…or “Mattoon” saint? Afterall, we are talking about the Buzzsaw.
November 11th, 2008 at 1:07 am
God allowed me to post this comment.
November 11th, 2008 at 1:13 am
Nice to see Skip Bayless at the game!!!
November 11th, 2008 at 1:16 am
BRAD JOHNSON FACE!!!!
November 11th, 2008 at 1:28 am
the dominatrix bird is the scariest thing since polio
November 11th, 2008 at 1:31 am
cheering loudly for the buzzsaw at bars tonight was fantastic. i was only sad that singletary didn’t rip his pants off.
/enjoying fake holiday tomorrow
November 11th, 2008 at 1:38 am
Excuse me, your tooth is showing…
November 11th, 2008 at 4:05 am
If God is so awesome, Kurt, then how the fuck is Tony K. still breathing and in a broadcast booth? Benevolence my ass.
November 11th, 2008 at 4:30 am
Jon Kitna is formulating his black mail scheme as we speak…
/remembers Kitna/Warner chronicles
//yearns for more
///needs other sources of fulfillment
////jacks off
/////sad
November 11th, 2008 at 5:12 am
enjoying fake holiday tomorrow
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You can always get up and go to work. I know there’s about 4,350 men and women from the past six to seven years who would give anything to have that opportunity.
November 11th, 2008 at 6:44 am
It looks like the crazy bird head fuckstick from Atlanta has someone creeping up on him in the fucktard of the year race.
November 11th, 2008 at 7:50 am
What, no shot of the hottie cheerleader at the top of the 2nd half?
November 11th, 2008 at 8:56 am
This is what you get when MNF only comes to your town once every century. Of course, it would help if the Cardinals didn’t always suck. But this is what happens when your team is owned by the Bidwells.
Now don’t crap the bed in your 1st round home playoff game.
November 11th, 2008 at 9:07 am
How has that little prick Jed York not made the comments yet?…. as much as I hate Kornheiser, the idea that some 20-something prick was handed the keys to an NFL franchise and the likes of Patrick Willis and Mike Singletary have to report to him? Sheeeeeeet.
November 11th, 2008 at 9:22 am
For some reason, Lendale White’s urge is rising to play for the Cardinals defense.
November 11th, 2008 at 9:24 am
That isn’t the the gimp it is the bad guy from “The people under the stairs.”
November 11th, 2008 at 9:34 am
Holy shit, I can’t stand this asshole anymore. Are you really that arrogant that you think “God” gives a fuck if you win the game or not?!?!
November 11th, 2008 at 9:49 am
Would pay to see Tony K and John Madden debate. The entire Kurt Warner, Isaac Bruce, Mike Martz homecoming made me want to deposit a runny crap in Tony K’s pie hole.
November 11th, 2008 at 10:52 am
“The position God put me in.” There’s a missionary joke in there somewhere, but I can’t quite put it together.
I wonder if Kurt will use that phrase after the Cardinals get reamed.
November 11th, 2008 at 11:39 am
I like the end of the video. “Cardinals … 49ers … Praying together!”
Yes, yes, it’s just like the lion has laid down with the lamb.
November 11th, 2008 at 11:42 am
daryl,
Kurt never said God cared if he won or not. He was just thankful for the opportunity to be in the situation to play the game. As republicans can explain to you, God doesn’t give a fuck if you succeed — he only sticks you here so youcan pull yourself up by the bootstraps.
November 11th, 2008 at 12:20 pm
@ Otto — in fact the 9ers will likely lay down with the Lambs in their shit filled bed next Sunday.
/if courthouses were open today i’d be at one trying to find Martz’s home address
November 11th, 2008 at 12:49 pm
@td
i can’t go in to work today as the gov’t offices are closed. meanwhile, for the private sector it’s business as usual… hence the fake holiday.
of course i support our troops and vets, get the fuck over yourself.
November 11th, 2008 at 1:46 pm
Teddy Bruschi is strug-a-ling
/third photo
//understands the lameness of this joke
///it really does look like Bruschi though, right?
////done
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