KSK Fantasy/Sex Advice Mailbag: Sliding Through Her Valley
Welcome to the latest edition of the KSK Fantasy Football/Sex Advice Mailbag, the only place on the internet to seek advice on your flex position as well as your sex positions. We have a lot to cover, so continue after the jump to dive in to all of the week’s best emails.
KSK-
I have an unnatural predilection towards titty fucking, but I have yet to mention this to my new, amply-bosomed girlfriend. What is the breast best way of broaching this subject without her thinking I am some sort of freak?
More importantly, I’m in a keeper league that allows a two player carry-over. I’ve already got Purple Jesus taking one of those spots for next year, but Steven Jackson is sitting on the waiver wire while Darren McFadden has been warming my bench since week 3. Should I pull the trigger now and stash Jackson, or stand pat with Run DMC, as I already have a playoff birth wrapped up?
Thanks,
KnockersKnocker
Ah tittyfucking, or as we’ve begun to call it, ( o )( o )love (not to be confused with ?uestlove). For starters, there is nothing particularly “freaky” about it. Remember, it’s not like you’re asking for something potentially painful like anal, or something weird like a footjob. If she does posses the ample bosom you claim (yet fail to back up with photographic evidence…asshole) then surely she’s used to men focusing their foreplay on the chestal region. Like with everything else in the bedroom, move things along slowly. Your best bet is to trick her with the old massage switcheroo. You start with her lying on her stomach, then convince her to roll over to get the full treatment. Be sure to apply the massage oil (crisco for our southern readers) liberally and then head straight for tittytown. Once she’s nice and oily begin to make your move. And remember, if she is offended just claim that you slipped, because hey, her tits are really fucking slippery.
Tell DMC to fuck off and pick up Jackson. Although I might just be fucking with you for saying that your weak ass keeper league is somehow more important than tits. I mean, where the fuck are your priorities?
Dear KSK overlords,
I have two questions. At QB this week I have two options, Tony Romo and his pinkie sock or Ben Rongrastname. Both are up against a fair amount of ineptitude on the other side of the ball, but both really like giving the ball to the other team whenever possible. So who should I start?
Also, my smoking hot girlfriend won’t let me stick in her as…oh hell, that’s not true. I’m not getting laid at all. Not even hand stuff. I don’t even have an ugly friend I can call up when it gets really bleak. I’m hoping this mailbag will give me 1.5 seconds of internet fame that I can parlay into a fancy craigslist ad. Do you think that will work?
Sincerely,
WishMeWell
Avoid Rongrastname tonight. It’s cold as fuck and it’s probably snowy and windy in that wasteland on the water. As for the sex, the minute you become a Craigslist sex troll is the minute every other woman on the planet loses any respect they may have had for you. But you know what, who the fuck really cares if women respect you? I mean come on, they’re only women. Do what you gotta do.
KSK,
I’ve been with this girl for a few years now and we’ll be getting married in a few months. I know once that happens, any crazy fun sex shit is going to be out of the question. So before we get to that point, I want to get her to give the okay on a threesome. I can’t just blurt it out or she’ll have a fit, so how do I approach that tough situation? Oh and I have tough fantasy situation here this week too. I’ve got 2 RB, 2 WR, and a Flex spot to fill with the following guys Brandon Jacobs, Chris Johnson, Brian Westbrook, Correll Buckhalter, Antonio Pittman, Lance Moore, Kevin Curtis, Marques Colston, and Donald Driver. Normally I start Jacobs, Johnson, Westbrook and 2 WRs, but this week the RB Threesome of Death are all facing tough rushing defenses, Westbrook has been really ineffective as of late, and Jacobs looks like he might not play this week.
Mike
Come on Mike, we need more information here! Has she hinted at interest in a 3way at any point in the past? Does she often comment on the sex appeal of women? She obviously doesn’t have experience with this kind of thing in the past if you are so sure of her immediate reaction, so you’ll have to tread carefully, unless of course you’re trying to get out of the wedding. In which case sir, I tip my cap to you for your creative breakup strategy (although as George Costanza knows, these things can backfire). How does she feel about strip clubs? That’s probably the easiest way to get the idea in her head. It will help if she’s drunk.
As for the fantasy, you have studs so play them. You didn’t draft Brian Westbrook so that you could bench him for Buckhalter down the stretch. He’s due for some solid performances. Obviously bench Jacobs if he isn’t going to play.
KSK-
Alright, so heah cahms tha most impahtant question of tha day. I need to fill 2 WRs frahm Stokely, Greg Camarillah, Mike Furrey, and Kevin Curtis, and 1 RB frahm Brian Leonard, Dan Klecko, and Jacob Hester. Welkah ahbviously gets the staht as my tahp recievah, and my new boy Peyton Hillis is my othah runnah. On another note, I’m going through withdrahls with Brady on the IAH, so I asked my girlfriend to wear her Tommy Terrific mask more than the usual once a week during intahcahse. Fah some reason she said no. Ah’m ganna kick her to tha curb, unless you have anathah solution to my prahblem (and yes I will kick her).
Sully from Southie
ESPN must have shut down The Sports Guy’s mailbag, because we’ve been getting a bunch of these this week.
KSK,
I’ve been getting bored with just standard Strange lately. I’m not about to go join some weird swingers club with old fat people, so I’ve been looking for ways to get some Interesting. I was watching “Oz” and realized that I could take advantage of conjugal visits. How could there be anyone more wild in the sack than some locked up chick who hasn’t had any in a while? Forget lame one night stands with farm girls, I need to get some FREAK. My question is this: how do I find out if there are any half-decent looking bitches in the joint to bang?
Orton against the Rams or Laserface against the Colts?
Jess S.
Okay Jess, what you’re looking for is a glorious website called Women Doing Time. It’s a pay service to get you in touch with incarcerated women all over the country. The even have a great collection of prisoner profiles (although they don’t say what they’re in for, which is horseshit) that are a great read even especially if you’re happily married. God damn, I almost forgot how much I love that site. Of course you have to remember that these relationships can turn ugly (as ably demonstrated once again by Mssr. Costanza).
Here’s a rough idea of what you can expect from the site…
Play Lazerface over LazerRocketArm.
KSK-
Fantasy – am i crazy to think about benching westbrook? i have slaton and addai, and westbrook has suck a big fat one for the last few weeks. what do i do?
Sex – My soon to be wife found evidence of masturbation and came on strong with the questions…when i tried to explain that its just something i still do occasionally, she said she still didn’t understand why and she has been mad at me for a week. how do i make this go away?
- Officer Farva
Earlier I said that if you have Westbrook you might as well play him, but those are two pretty money backups. It all depends on how many you need in your lineup, and how much patience you have.
Never marry a woman who doesn’t understand your god given right to masturbate in a reasonable manner. As long as you aren’t jerking off out the window or doing the deed while staring at her hot little sister’s photostream on Flickr then there shouldn’t be any fucking problems. I suggest hitting her over the head with a liter of cola if she gets on you again.
Dear KSK,
I recently had a surgery that left a 6 inch incision on my stomach. Women seem really concerned about my health. My question is, what is the best way to convince a girl to give me a pity BJ considering they would be staring at 18 staples and considerable bruising? Also, Peyton at San Diego or Aaron Rodgers at New Orleans? I know I sound like a real douche getting to choose between those two, but our trade deadline has passed and some faggot wouldn’t trade me Boldin for either QB.
Thanks,
- E
Some chicks dig scars. They’re called strippers and they have emotional problems. AJ can probably hook that up for you.
Hello KSK,
My girlfriend loves to do it doggie style, does that mean she can’t stand to look at my face while we’re having sex?
Steve Smith or Lee Evans?
Sent from my Verizon Wireless BlackBerry
Yes. And because you didn’t specify which Steve Smith, you get nothing. Maybe your BlackBerry has the answers.
KSK-
Fantasy question: Who do I go with at WR this week, need 3 – Roddy White, Steve Smith, Lee Evans, Kevin Walter or Justin Gage? Evans makes me want to kill myself.
Sex question: Ever been watchin’ porn and thought, “Whoa, that guy is fairly attractive?” I think I just did that. I’m more than concerned. If interested, said guy can be found here [NSFW]
Thanks,
Nolan
Why anyone would put up with Lee Evans is a fucking mystery. I have to assume you mean the Carolina Steve Smith, in which case I’d pair him with White, and Whitey or Gage.
As for your sexy question…no, I can’t say that I have. Sure, I’m used to seeing some pretty disturbing looking people on YouPorn and the likes, but never have I seen a man that has made me want to proclaim his masculine beauty for all internet to see. Of course there’s nothing wrong with it, especially if it enhances the clip’s viewability from your perspective. On a sidenote, can we talk about the girl in the scene? Because let me tell you, that looks to be one quality fuck right there.
KSK-
Hey fellas, I know you prefer these short and sweet, so here you go.
I have finally met a girl that actually enjoys giving me a blowjob on a consistent basis. This brings me great joy. Lately, however, she has been requesting to finger my ass while she’s busy down there. She says it turns her on, and honestly it’s not that bad…but it does make me feel slightly homosexual having something in my ass. Should I let this continue out of fear she won’t be as willing if I ask her to stop?
Addai or DeAngelo as my #2 rb?
Careful now, this is a very delicate situation. Women seem to have come to a consensus that all men like having their exits toyed with during foreplay no matter what they say or how much they object. I can’t prove it, but I’m 95% sure that Cosmo is to blame. They always are. Fuckers. Regardless, you can’t do anything to risk losing the gift that is the regular blowjob. Don’t worry, it doesn’t make you gay unless her finger is a dead ringer for a guy’s cock. If it’s really killing your experience you need to tell her you appreciate the effort, but you find it physically uncomfortable. Make sure to stress the word “physically” otherwise she’ll just assume it’s a mental hangup and she’ll keep doing it like Cosmo told her to. Fuckers.
Dear Jew,
Should I start Fargas at Denver or Mojo at Minnesota?
P.S.
I got this weird rash on my balls after banging a hooker. Should I be concerned?
Clueless in California
This one depends on the scoring system. Touchdown heavy league? Go with MJD, but don’t expect a lot of yards. If it’s a fairly balanced league I’d expect fairly similar results.
Oh and yes, you should be very concerned. Light your scrotum on fire and run, do not walk, to the nearest clinic. Then go get some medicinal weed to counteract the pain and be sure to ask if they have something special for your crotchrot. Method Man knows what’s up.
KSK-
first, the sex. what is the most delicate way to tell a buddy of mine that i banged his ex?
should i play the redskins d against seattle or the jets against the titans? also, who should i pick between berrian and desean jackson for WR, and winslow and kevin boss for TE?
-andy
I can’t believe that there isn’t a Some E Card to inform your friend that you just plowed his ex. That’s a serious oversight that they need to address. Play the Redskins defense and hope that MeAngelo, Horton, and Carlos can come up with some picks against the Hass.
Dear KSK,
I am a dude that gets horny late at night. However, when I get my rocks off within a couple hours of going to bed (be it masturbation or sex with the girlfriend), I am unable to sleep. Right after release, I am usually very tired, but following 5-10 minutes of trying to drift off, I always have to get up and urinate. After that, I cannot fall asleep. . . sometimes for hours. This does not seem like a common problem. Do I have to sacrifice sleep or change my schedule have a midday wank in the office bathroom? I am not a morning person at all.
Another thing keeping me awake this week is whether I should start Sammy Morris versus the Dolphins or Leon Washington at the Titans (his return yards alone usually make him as valuable as an average RB in our league). Who should I start in the RB2 position in week 12?
With intensity,
Matt
Who the fuck can’t sleep after sex? Either pop a post-coital Tylenol PM or start drinking more. If one doesn’t work, try both. If you get credit for return yards you must start Leon.
Maj,
I got one receiver spot I can’t decide on this week.Steve Smith, Desean Jackson, Brandon Marshall , or Randle-el? If it matters, I’m already starting Hines Ward and Eddie Royal.
Also, How can I get my super-nice, super great, but pretty conservative girlfriend to dress sexier? She’s got the goods, bu they’re always hidden under a million layers, and I want her to let those puppies breathe a little.Any advice?
–M
This is an easy one. Just buy her something you want to see her in that you think she’d be willing to wear. Then take her out to dinner at setting where she can show it off. Nobody said this was going to come cheap. As for your receivers, you have an embarrassment of riches and your biggest problem is a hot girlfriend that doesn’t dress the way you’d like her to. So yeah, get fucked.
Thanks to all of you who submitted your questions, even the ones that were either deeply disturbing or far too misogynistic to post. We have standards you know! Now I have to go peruse that list of incarcerated pussy one more time.
Tags: ( o )( o )love, gratuitous sexiness, ksk fantasy sex advice mailbag, Unsilent Majority
November 20th, 2008 at 3:06 pm
I wanna go abababababababa in THOSE.
November 20th, 2008 at 3:09 pm
This one’s free! And she gets out next month.
http://www.womendoingtime.com/individual.asp?productid=10131
November 20th, 2008 at 3:12 pm
You fool. It was Jerry who had the threesome plan backfire. Not George.
November 20th, 2008 at 3:22 pm
Chris, you’re thinking of “The Switch” but I’m talking about “The Label Maker”
George: Hey, do you know, Bonnie, I just had a pretty wild idea.
Bonnie: What is it?
George: Well I, uh, I’m not sure how you pronounce it or anything, but I, uh, I
believe it’s Ménage à Trois?
Bonnie: What?
Just then, Scott enters.
Scott: Hi.
Bonnie: Scott! Remember what we talked about the other day? George is into
it.
Scott: Oh really?!
Scott walks towards George, the camera moves in on a close-up of an increasingly
horrified George, and freezes.
If you ever question my Seinfeld knowledge again I’ll have to kill you.
November 20th, 2008 at 3:23 pm
Maj, how is it that someone can address the email “Jew” and not catch your furious indignation?
November 20th, 2008 at 3:24 pm
Yeh and Chris is a fucking retard. Watch some more TV.
November 20th, 2008 at 3:26 pm
Jew is a term of endearment. Yid is usually only kosher between fellow Jews, and if he dropped a K-bomb he would certainly have been eviscerated.
November 20th, 2008 at 3:29 pm
Yeah, I think they teach Seinfeld in Hebrew school.
November 20th, 2008 at 3:33 pm
wow, i know what i’m doing tonight! it involves a handle of bourbon, that website, and my cock
November 20th, 2008 at 3:40 pm
Jew is a term of endearment. If he dropped a K bomb he wouldn’t have made the cut.
i thought for a second it was the Nazi shark…
November 20th, 2008 at 3:40 pm
Damn it. So much for productivity for the day.
Hi, I’m Laura!
I’m also known as “Vampy” or “Vampyrella” due to my vampire teeth! I am a gorgeous White girl looking for along haired White male biker or musician. I live in San Fernando Valley, the Los Angeles, California area and I’m into rigid frame Harley’s , rottweilers, the blues, rock-n-roll, horror movies, reptiles, the NFL, getting tanned and looking hot. I want to get down and dirty, so let’s party and ride!
There is no way that doesn’t end badly.
November 20th, 2008 at 3:40 pm
I have a motherfucking question. Who is “Chica Kati” and how did you ever locate this bringer of wonderous, pendulous treasures? My desire for her surges with the intensity of at least 6 Najeh Davenport Poops.
November 20th, 2008 at 3:41 pm
I would REALLY like to know what’s too misogynist for KSK.
November 20th, 2008 at 3:41 pm
Which of these three should I start — Driver (@NO), Harrison (@SD), or Coles (@Tenn)?
Fucking women in prison site is blocked by my firm. Heartless bastards.
November 20th, 2008 at 3:42 pm
FMRA is reading the fan forum for Twilight it seems.
By the way, if anyone can explain to me what all the hype is about that movie, I will be in your debt. OHHHH LOOOK WE’RE VAMPIRES IN LOVE WITH HUMANS. Fuck off.
November 20th, 2008 at 3:45 pm
I think Andy should wait to tell his friend he banged his ex until he has a bet with Andy on a golf match, or raquetball, or some other activity that rquires concentration. I usually like to wait to drop the bomb until the 10th hole. That way, there is no time for him to recover.
November 20th, 2008 at 3:47 pm
This needs to be longer, these stories and answers were about to get me off then it was all over. Now I have blue balls, shit.
November 20th, 2008 at 3:50 pm
@310, I don’t get it either but it South Park was making fun of it last night
November 20th, 2008 at 3:51 pm
Quoth the Flubby, “As you guessedlove, breastlove is the bestlove to re?uestlove.”
/fixed.
November 20th, 2008 at 3:53 pm
@E
What the fuck kind of trade is Peyton or Rodgers for Boldin? Boldin is a fucking manchild-stud-freak overall #1 WR (even after missing 2 games because some Jets yahoo caved his face in after captain Kurt hung him out to dry in the endzone), while those two QB’s could easily be substituted for an Orton or Cassel and not matter. If that other owner had accepted either offer for Boldin, you’d have no other option than to kick his ass out of the league for incompetency. Quit bitching, the fact is that you should have moved one of those QB’s earlier in the season but were too pussy to make a decision, now you’re fucked. You should have to buy the beer at your league draft next year for even proposing that shit.
@ all
and unless you’re 100% sure that there is an incorrect Seinfeld reference, shut the fuck up, it’s fucking embarassing to have to make MAJ come in and explain his jokes to everyone.
November 20th, 2008 at 4:00 pm
Hyman Motherfucking Roth- I spent waaaaay too long deciding which photostream I was going to use. The best way is to search what you’re looking for by group. Find a good subject in that group’s pool and click to go to the photostream of the original uploader.
November 20th, 2008 at 4:03 pm
Maj,
So the group you picked was “Don’t look at this! Or you will meet my friend, http://i95.photobucket.com/albums/l153/Ethired/1184367762037.jpg “
November 20th, 2008 at 4:04 pm
I just had to find one that fit the criteria, sans nudity
November 20th, 2008 at 4:16 pm
310:
check out ‘let the right one in’. its a vampire movie from this year too, but while twilight seems to me to appeal to the high school musical crowd, LTROI is actually good.
November 20th, 2008 at 4:20 pm
Is that Punter photoshopped into that first picture with bib boobs?
November 20th, 2008 at 4:29 pm
0.5 PPR League, Every TD
Out of these four (Brian Westbrook, Jonathan Stewart, Chris Johnson, or Jamal Lewis), which two should I start?
I’d ask Yahoo Sports, but they’re legally retarded.
November 20th, 2008 at 4:37 pm
Butters saying “The Power of Christ compels you” was one of the funniest thing I’ve ever seen.
November 20th, 2008 at 4:38 pm
Hello KSK,
My girlfriend loves to do it doggie style…
My, what a terrible problem to have.
November 20th, 2008 at 4:48 pm
Drew it can be a problem if its a girl with no ass to speak of, but insists on it. Each thrust her bony ass bruises your hips a little more.
November 20th, 2008 at 4:51 pm
289- Die
November 20th, 2008 at 4:54 pm
289, you have ruined the year 2008 for me. Fuck you die in a fire.
November 20th, 2008 at 4:59 pm
Wait, should you really propose a threesome to someone you’re marrying? Shouldn’t that just be for the freaky girl you’re dating rather than the broad you want to marry? Didn’t anyone else see the Sex in the City episode about that?!? Uh…wait, scratch that last sentence.
November 20th, 2008 at 5:02 pm
@ Officer Farva: If she keeps giving you shit you should dump her. She will never understand because she isnt a guy (at least I hope not)
@ Maj: “Be sure to apply the massage oil (crisco for our southern readers) liberally and then head straight for tittytown”
How did you know our secret??? Crisco works great!!!….and it tastes great too.
November 20th, 2008 at 5:11 pm
@289
*sobs in the corner*
November 20th, 2008 at 5:11 pm
@mamacita – have you ever seen a Max Hardcore video? it hovers somewhere around there, I’m guessing.
My friend had a volume that appeared to have a retarded girl in it.
November 20th, 2008 at 5:13 pm
289
whoaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa flag on the play…can we all huddle on this?
Jesus!!!!!!!!/ no offense Maj
November 20th, 2008 at 5:13 pm
@mamacita
Shouldn’t you be in the fucking kitchen?
November 20th, 2008 at 5:28 pm
Now I’m painfully, painfully curious as to what 289 posted.
Must…not…
/at work in one room with 6 females. Restraint in surroundings.
November 20th, 2008 at 5:30 pm
@Mo Charlo
Don’t. Just don’t.
/scarred
November 20th, 2008 at 5:37 pm
Hands down, this is my favorite KSKolumn.
November 20th, 2008 at 5:42 pm
@anyone:
I’ve got Marshawn “Run Em Over” Lynch, Michael Turner, Aaron Rodgers, and Drew Brees. I have one RB slot, one QB slot, and one flex spot. Who do I leave out?
November 20th, 2008 at 5:44 pm
If your fiancee has a problem with you jerking off now, she should become your ex fiancee. Seriously. It’s the 21st century. What chick doesn’t know that guys jerk it all the time?
RE mamacita Says:
November 20th, 2008 at 3:41 pm
“I would REALLY like to know what’s too misogynist for KSK.”
I kinda do too and I kinda don’t.
As for ex banging, I think it depends on what kind of ex and for how long. Ex-girlfriend? As far as I’m concerned, ex-girlfriends should be good to go any time. They’re ex for a reason, right? A real friend would give you the go ahead with good humor. Ex-wives, maybe not until a couple years have elapsed. Banging a friend’s ex-wife the day after the divorce becomes final is bad form.
November 20th, 2008 at 5:45 pm
Why do all guys seem to think they have to like, trick women into things? If you ask, you’ll have your answer, anything other than “hell no, you must be joking” means you’ve got a shot at it. If a girl’s got big tits and has had sex more than once, someone has asked to tittyfuck her. And we all know what “let me give you a massage” really means.
And to Mike, my rule is reciprocity. If you get to bring an extra chick home, she gets to bring an extra guy home.
November 20th, 2008 at 5:49 pm
@ Genny:
That’s bullshit. Mine is the only pole allowed in my bedroom. I can deal with not having another threeway.
November 20th, 2008 at 6:03 pm
@aunt baby
although I agree that boldin for either peyton or rodgers is a bad trade.
I disagree that you can just substitute Pey Pey with Orton or Cassel with confidence. both are higher risk plays than pey pey.
November 20th, 2008 at 6:20 pm
Um…nothing is weird about a footjob.
Right ladies?
/call me
November 20th, 2008 at 6:46 pm
@ anyone
speaking of Boldin, I was trying to procure him in my league my trade wqas rejected and countered with Turner and Tony G for Boldin, Devery Henderson and Bo Scaife. Should I take it?
November 20th, 2008 at 7:21 pm
Hate mail goes here:
matt@twoeightnine.com
I kid, but I do hope you die in an aforementioned fire.
November 20th, 2008 at 7:23 pm
This is good shit right here! I just can’t stop wondering how 289 “found” that pic. Did you happen to search for photos of a dog licking a chick’s valley or just accidentally “stumble” across that shit? I’ll try my best to assume the latter, but GOD DAMN that was fucking wrong.
In other news there is actually a smart mother fucker that plays football for FSU.
/Shit’s probably fixed
November 20th, 2008 at 7:28 pm
@289…………… Classy
November 20th, 2008 at 7:41 pm
@ willie mays haze
I totally depends on the depth of your team. You’re trading Boldin for Turner and Gonzalez–Henderson and Scaife are merely fluff. In that case, Boldin is the more valuable commodity. If you had an average draft, or know how to play the waiver wire, you probably have a Ricky Williams-esque back-up right now playing as your No. 2 back and being so used to RB dominanlt leagues of the past, you think you need a more solid No. 1. I disagree. Boldin is a much more difficult player to replace. He’s got more points than anyone else in 2 fewer games, don’t give him up unless you KNOW you’re getting the better of the other guy.
This advice is only for a non-keeper league. If you have a bunch of keeper rules then it’s a different question.
November 20th, 2008 at 7:46 pm
sorry about that last comment, got mixed up, make the trade for Boldin, Scaife is just as good as Gonzalez in the larger scheme.
November 20th, 2008 at 7:58 pm
It’s a 1 qb(marmalard) 2rbs(turner and marshawn the hairlip) a flex( currently jamal) 2wr(reggie wayne, and berrian) a te(gonzo) d(minn or car) and a kicker. I feel I’m solid at rb but could really use boldin.
November 20th, 2008 at 9:19 pm
I’m a lovely cheerleader with beautiful eyes and great skin. Give me your comments on my photos. I am always showing up at ☆☆☆INTERRACIALLOVING.COM☆☆☆, waiting 4 your love……..
November 20th, 2008 at 10:20 pm
Thanks for those ScarJo pics, asshole. You owe me a new keyboard.
November 21st, 2008 at 1:01 am
Tina,
Not many people on this website want to see how Hines Ward was conceived.
Regards,
BAM
November 21st, 2008 at 12:04 pm
@Tom Brady’s Manchowder: That’s your first problem. You got a chick with no ass. See Ford, Melyssa here, here and here for examples of what constitutes ample ass.
Thank you.
November 21st, 2008 at 1:08 pm
Where are all the comments since 1:01am for this post?