Comments on: KSK Fantasy/Sex Advice Mailbag: Now With More Ass Play

By: Kevin

Kevin — Fri, 21 Nov 2008 23:51:47 +0000

Hey, Jake, by that logic, since you’re participating in this “crying,” I guess you’re pretty dry in the balls, too. Oh, wait, are you also getting slammed in the anus for “prostate stimulation”? I bet you and jonjon and Brosephus go out to the woods and stimulate each others’ prostates. TOTALLY HETERO.

By: Jake

Jake — Thu, 20 Nov 2008 06:02:45 +0000

Hey Kevin, guess what? While you are spending literal WEEKS on the internet crying about what kind of male/female sex is GAY or not, guess what other people have been doing? Getting laid and having a good time without giving half a shit about weirdo internet lurkers like yourself. I guess I just wanted to jump in to tell you that you’re a fucking moron.

By: Kevin

Kevin — Sat, 15 Nov 2008 22:25:17 +0000

How can you take a guy like jonjonjiggy seriously when he’s into anuses and tossing salads, which is very hetero?

By: jonjonjiggy

jonjonjiggy — Sat, 15 Nov 2008 17:37:47 +0000

Kevin is not attracted to female asses, thus proving once and for all that he is not gay.

By: Kevin

Kevin — Fri, 14 Nov 2008 16:44:01 +0000

That guy’s handle is “jonjonjiggy” because he’s thinking of two guys getting jiggy. Can you say “gay”? It’s OK, he likes anal but that makes him hetero.

By: Kevin

Kevin — Fri, 14 Nov 2008 16:41:27 +0000

@jonjonjiggy

1) Your punctuation would shame a retarded fifth-grader.
2) Stop projecting, homo. Seriously, stop hitting on me, fag!

By: jonjonjiggy

jonjonjiggy — Thu, 13 Nov 2008 23:11:50 +0000

Kevin:

1.) You spelled impressed wrong.

2.) You’re gay…. seriously, look into it!

By: Kevin

Kevin — Tue, 11 Nov 2008 21:46:32 +0000

@Brosephus

Wow, what a great argument. Besides pointing out a spelling error — and believe me, I’m impresed — your entire argument was “anal sex is heterosexual because it could be with a woman.” Oh, yeah, and then a bunch of talk about how I only have sex with the light on and a wrap-up about how you “hate to get all college professor” on me but — and watch out, college professors, this is Brosephus talking — “your argument was dumb.”

HOLY CRAP! Good thing you don’t bust out the college professor thing too often or else we’d all be overwhelmed. No wonder your handle is “Brosephus.”

I’m glad that the fascination with the anus — not the ass, but the ASSHOLE — constitutes hetero for you. I mean, I guess you have the lights off while your girl slams stuff into your asshole and you groan about your prostate and that’s TOTALLY HETERO, lol. He’s like, “yeah, jam it in there, baby! I’ve never felt more like a man!!”

Damn, this place has a lot of homos on it.

By: Berkules

Berkules — Mon, 10 Nov 2008 14:56:43 +0000

That was the most enjoyable read of my life.

Well said, Maria.

By: Maria

Maria — Sun, 09 Nov 2008 22:53:03 +0000

I agree, Brosephus. Gay is when two people of the same gender are attracted to each other and engage in sexual relations. It’s a pretty simple concept. I swear, you people and the gay…