It’s another one of those trademark KSK mornings where we simply don’t have our shit together. But fear not. The drunken writing monkeybot is busy scribbling out new dick joke ideas as we speak. In the meantime, LOOK! Wade Phillips done blowed up on a Taiwan street! He blowed up good! Yeah, REAL GOOD!
“More than 100 Tainan city residents, mostly men, have reportedly gone to see the corpse to ‘experience’ the size of its penis,” the newspaper reported.
Those Asian men. Always with the penis envy.
HT: EDSBS.
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“I wonder if it will be friends with me?”
/nerd detector online
no exploding whale post is complete without this video:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hvha8N3a28U
Reminds me of a few teams that have the basic ingredients to get the job done without even a clue about how to use them.
“Little Tiny Rice Dicks”
I can no find it!
WHAT A BARGAIN!
We need a hook, an eye-catcher!
Score on the reference to a time when Eddie Murphy was a subversive comedic genius. Score for Lisa_from_Illinois for catching it.
Twenty bucks for the Vespa.
Eddie Murphy reference?
+5.29
that’s crazy that the whale had a scooter inside it
That guy looks like he’s about to projectile hurl violently. I know I am.
*tosses away sandwich in disgust*
Shit, that exproding whale make Hines smire learry big smire. His famiry could eat off that for yeals to come! Maybe even have enough reftovels for entile Steerels team.
Surprised nobody said this one yet:
“Who watches the Watchmen?”
(Sound of tumbleweeds.)
Thanks guys, I’ll show my nerdly self out.
All this time I thought “exploding whale” was just a euphemism.
this stoly make Hines no smirre, and a rittle jerrus of Santonio Hormes
And it’s a Sperm Whale. Heh.
FIX YO BLOWHOLE!
/Yarrrr.
no exploding whale post is complete without this video:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hvha8N3a28U
Remember that 5′ penis is in a flaccid state. Flubby told me Drew’s goes from 1″ to 3″ when it’s erect. That means the whale gets a 15′ boner.
[whale flies open]
Drew, I think your internet is a few years behind.
Whale exploding on the street? Is this outside of Favre’s house? That doesn’t look like PK.
When a man says he wants to “experience” the size of any penis, it’s usually followed by show tunes and a [closet door flies open]
My rather unusual “dead whale that exploded on the back of a flat bed truck” fetish makes me say the following:
I’d hit that.
I admire the Asian countries.
Here we have whiny hipster bitches in every sector of the country that would be mortified with any whaling transport. Over there, they catch and kill the fucker and parade him up and down the streets.
I think he he was cloned. That’s his genetic twin on the sidelines.
If he blowed up in 2004 who has been on the Cowboys sideline for the past few years? Or did JJ reanimate him too?
This was part of a Japanese game show…right? Right???
the male specimen — the largest whale ever recorded in Taiwan — drew the attention of locals because of its large penis, measured at some five feet
Dad?
No big deal. When I was at Penn, whales blew me all the time.