Kelli Models the Hottest New Trend in Cheerleading Gear
She’s got style that woman
Makes me smile that woman
She’s got spunk that woman
Funk that woman
She’s got speed my babe
Got what I need my babe
She’s got the ability
To make a man outta me
But most important of all
Let me tell ya
The lady’s got BALLS
By the way, Kelli has created a stir over at SI’s Hot Clicks this week. People were in such a frenzy over her that Jimmy Traina put together this gallery of her just to keep the frothing emails at bay.
Personally, I don’t see what the big deal is. I mean, she’s pretty average for a skinny 19-year-old blue-eyed blond NFL cheerleader with perfect teeth and… well, okay. Maybe I see it.
Tags: captain caveman, my balls are always bouncing my balls are always full, The Friday Cheerleader Posts
November 14th, 2008 at 3:49 pm
What do you do for money, honey?
November 14th, 2008 at 3:57 pm
I’d love to do her, but hate seeing AC/DC pull this…Their marketing blitz for this album strikes me as desperate.
And yet again — Trying again — someone give me some valid/invalid/wasteful/shitty insight. Who should I start, Hightower or Barber?
November 14th, 2008 at 4:00 pm
Start Hightower. He has the better dreads…
November 14th, 2008 at 4:01 pm
I’d let HER shake me all night long, if you know what I…actually, that’s fairly self-explanatory.
November 14th, 2008 at 4:03 pm
I just posted on sexy friday that you should go with hightower b/c of the police academy films. hit refresh mang!
November 14th, 2008 at 4:03 pm
I like having him because he reminds me of Police Academy…which is far older than most of the readers on this site.
November 14th, 2008 at 4:05 pm
Dandy — Shit, that’s twice I should have refereshed. I picked him up becaus eof Police Acadmey (and the scoring thing). Thanks, and sorry for the overlaping posts.
November 14th, 2008 at 4:07 pm
Barber. Dallas is working Mr. Pinkie back into game shape. The only way for them to stay in this game is to let Barber pound it out and eat clock.
November 14th, 2008 at 4:13 pm
The only way you can tell that she’s a bit skinny is because you can sort of, a little, maybe see her ribs. And who the fuck is looking at her ribs?!
November 14th, 2008 at 4:15 pm
Slutty girl scout!!!
*thud*
yes m’am, i’d like to buy some cookies please.
November 14th, 2008 at 4:18 pm
Barber, because I traded him and he’s bound to screw me this week.
November 14th, 2008 at 4:20 pm
That is *NOT* a Whole Lot of Rosie.
/3 chords
November 14th, 2008 at 4:30 pm
He’s got big balls, she’s got big balls…
But we’ve got the biggest balls of them all!
November 14th, 2008 at 4:35 pm
@ Rakibul Islam
I once did that song totally hammered at a karaoke bar. I was obnxious and I thought I was being original, but the people who worked there obviously thought otherwise.
Some balls are made for charity, some balls for fancy dress…
November 14th, 2008 at 4:42 pm
For those about to masturbate, we salute you.
November 14th, 2008 at 4:44 pm
HIGH VOLTAGE!!
/RIP Bon
November 14th, 2008 at 4:55 pm
You could house several homeless families in that crotch.
November 14th, 2008 at 4:58 pm
Rolf approves of skinny blue eyed blondes.
November 14th, 2008 at 5:27 pm
“Barber. Dallas is working Mr. Pinkie back into game shape. The only way for them to stay in this game is to let Barber pound it out and eat clock.”
Really? No one bit on that? okaaaay…
November 14th, 2008 at 5:41 pm
Mmmmm………Silvertoe!
November 14th, 2008 at 6:05 pm
OVER
RATED
November 14th, 2008 at 6:08 pm
So many AC/DC lyrics to go with … can’t decide which joke to make.
November 14th, 2008 at 6:18 pm
While you’re thinking about it, have a drink on me.
November 14th, 2008 at 6:22 pm
The Slutty Girl Scout is both disgusting yet awesome at the same time.
/Penis. So. Confused.
November 14th, 2008 at 7:38 pm
She’s got the back seat rhythm.
The girl’s got rhythm
November 15th, 2008 at 7:41 pm
Oh those boots, and I think I became the cookie monster too
November 15th, 2008 at 10:02 pm
AC/DC died when Bon Scott died.
Fuck a bunch of Brian Johnson.
/you kids get off of my yard!!!!
November 16th, 2008 at 12:50 pm
Damn right shes a jaguar.
November 16th, 2008 at 2:22 pm
Come right in, forget about him,
We’ll have ourselves a ball
November 17th, 2008 at 2:05 pm
@Uncle Jessie
There’s NOTHING AT ALL FUCKING WRONG WITH THE GIRL SCOUT OUTFIT, FUCKER!
[goes back to watching what strolls in front of the crossing guard]