She’s got style that woman
Makes me smile that woman
She’s got spunk that woman
Funk that woman
She’s got speed my babe
Got what I need my babe
She’s got the ability
To make a man outta me
But most important of all
Let me tell ya
The lady’s got BALLS
By the way, Kelli has created a stir over at SI’s Hot Clicks this week. People were in such a frenzy over her that Jimmy Traina put together this gallery of her just to keep the frothing emails at bay.
Personally, I don’t see what the big deal is. I mean, she’s pretty average for a skinny 19-year-old blue-eyed blond NFL cheerleader with perfect teeth and… well, okay. Maybe I see it.
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@Uncle Jessie
There’s NOTHING AT ALL FUCKING WRONG WITH THE GIRL SCOUT OUTFIT, FUCKER!
[goes back to watching what strolls in front of the crossing guard]
Come right in, forget about him,
We’ll have ourselves a ball
Damn right shes a jaguar.
AC/DC died when Bon Scott died.
Fuck a bunch of Brian Johnson.
/you kids get off of my yard!!!!
Oh those boots, and I think I became the cookie monster too
She’s got the back seat rhythm.
The girl’s got rhythm
The Slutty Girl Scout is both disgusting yet awesome at the same time.
/Penis. So. Confused.
While you’re thinking about it, have a drink on me.
So many AC/DC lyrics to go with … can’t decide which joke to make.
OVER
RATED
Mmmmm………Silvertoe!
“Barber. Dallas is working Mr. Pinkie back into game shape. The only way for them to stay in this game is to let Barber pound it out and eat clock.”
Really? No one bit on that? okaaaay…
Rolf approves of skinny blue eyed blondes.
You could house several homeless families in that crotch.
HIGH VOLTAGE!!
/RIP Bon
For those about to masturbate, we salute you.
@ Rakibul Islam
I once did that song totally hammered at a karaoke bar. I was obnxious and I thought I was being original, but the people who worked there obviously thought otherwise.
Some balls are made for charity, some balls for fancy dress…
He’s got big balls, she’s got big balls…
But we’ve got the biggest balls of them all!
That is *NOT* a Whole Lot of Rosie.
/3 chords
Barber, because I traded him and he’s bound to screw me this week.
Slutty girl scout!!!
*thud*
yes m’am, i’d like to buy some cookies please.
The only way you can tell that she’s a bit skinny is because you can sort of, a little, maybe see her ribs. And who the fuck is looking at her ribs?!
Barber. Dallas is working Mr. Pinkie back into game shape. The only way for them to stay in this game is to let Barber pound it out and eat clock.
Dandy — Shit, that’s twice I should have refereshed. I picked him up becaus eof Police Acadmey (and the scoring thing). Thanks, and sorry for the overlaping posts.
I like having him because he reminds me of Police Academy…which is far older than most of the readers on this site.
I just posted on sexy friday that you should go with hightower b/c of the police academy films. hit refresh mang!
I’d let HER shake me all night long, if you know what I…actually, that’s fairly self-explanatory.
Start Hightower. He has the better dreads…
I’d love to do her, but hate seeing AC/DC pull this…Their marketing blitz for this album strikes me as desperate.
And yet again — Trying again — someone give me some valid/invalid/wasteful/shitty insight. Who should I start, Hightower or Barber?
What do you do for money, honey?