Comments on: Just When You Think Joey Porter Has Paid You Back, It’s Time to Pay You Back Again

By: Needs More Cheerleaders

Needs More Cheerleaders — Wed, 19 Nov 2008 17:42:47 +0000

I REELED BACK AND SOCKED HIS ASS IN THE MOUF

I’m trying to imagine how that works…

Anyone?

By: TylerDurden

TylerDurden — Wed, 19 Nov 2008 14:18:09 +0000

Somehow “interracialloving” got Hines Walded into “Intelaciarroving”….

By: Athlete

Athlete — Wed, 19 Nov 2008 07:18:30 +0000

Do not do unto others, so that other wont do unto you. RESPECT is the key.

By: BAM Morrisey

BAM Morrisey — Wed, 19 Nov 2008 06:55:15 +0000

there’s nothing more important THAN RESPECT! AND HALF-SHIRTS! YOU GOTTA HAVE THOSE! THEY SHOW OFF YOUR POPCORN MUSCLES LIKE NOTHING ELSE!

-I like that he now refers to his own muscles as POPCORN.

http://www.FixingJoeyPorter.com

By: StuScottBooyahs

StuScottBooyahs — Wed, 19 Nov 2008 03:53:30 +0000

@senor mullet: You just discovered that? I’ve been spammed by David DeAngelo for years!

By: senor mullet

senor mullet — Wed, 19 Nov 2008 03:48:46 +0000

http://www.doubleyourdating.com/?s=23700

thanks to this ad, i no longer need the help of the ksk sex advice…fantasy is a whole other story…

By: StuScottBooyahs

StuScottBooyahs — Wed, 19 Nov 2008 03:20:37 +0000

Joey Porter’s Mouf Repair Shop — OUR PRICES CANT BE BEAT

By: JustJoe

JustJoe — Wed, 19 Nov 2008 01:44:39 +0000

I dunno TylerDurden, you’ve really become my least favorite person. You have used the word “insofar” twice in a span of say 20 comments. thats twice too many. you are also gay, and that doesnt help your cause. you are also a poflawar starter. i dont like you.

By: placekickerholder

placekickerholder — Wed, 19 Nov 2008 00:41:52 +0000

in this life there’s nothing more important THAN RESPECT! AND HALF-SHIRTS!

That’s my favorite De Niro quote.

By: Monkey Business

Monkey Business — Wed, 19 Nov 2008 00:28:46 +0000

“All a man’s got in this life is his RESPECT and his MOUF.”

Joey Porter, linebacker philosopher and mouf fixer.