I’ve got my Rally Rag ready. No way those Terrible Towels gonna embarrass us this week! We’re gonna take it to these Cowgirls. ‘Skins can’t possibly win this game by any less than four scores. BLITZ THE PINKY! BLITZ THE PINKY! The way we got embarrassed in our last game was only ’cause we had a late bye week. No rested Redskins team woulda lost that one. Now we’re prepared for the stretch run.
COOOOOOOOOOOLLLLEEEEEEEEYYYYYYYY!
I’ll say realistic Redskins finish is 12-4. 13-3 if we just cut the shit and start Colt Brennan already. He’s the man of the people! We’d be playing a Sundee in February with him.
Bandwagon starts up again this week. DeAngelo Hall is just the dynasty-sparking aquisition we’ve been waiting for. No Portis means Shaun Alexander goes for 150 yards! Stock market rebounds on the strength of a Warrshington victory!
HAIL!
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@Stylist Mick: Kindly get fucked.
That is all.
+1 for Howard County’s finest tag
That’s some photoshop action on a picture of Drew. I need to get that feature uploaded since it has the ability to accurately depict years added to someone’s life. What did you guys input +7 years?
Waving white towels? That’s supposed to inspire fear?
Hey, it worked for the French during 1940′s famed Operation: Surrender Monkey.
Waving white towels? That’s supposed to inspire fear? Next they’ll switch to brown pants …
COLT BRENNAN/SHAUN ALEXENDAR FOR PREZ 2008!!!!
/redskins fans
//actual redskin fan who just wants to die
WHY WON’T YOU FUCKING DIE ALREADY COWBOYS? Haven’t you burdened us enough with your monday to saturday drama and your inadequate performances on the field even though you’re fielding 13 former pro bowlers? Jesus, will you not stop this for the good of football?
Here are three things you might not have known:
1. Dallas is way better than us.
2. My knee hurts.
3. I’m gay for Jim Zorn.
That’s game, Hendrix!
Barber > You and everything you’ve ever cared about.
You are absolutely right Brother Mouzone. Without question.
Barber’s a goddamned beast.
MBIII !! Yep!
Ha Maj left the game already? Oh wait, he’s still in California suckin’ smoke. Has he turned the Tee Vee off yet?
ZOMG T-NEW!!111!!!1
Please Jason Campbell, kill me more dead. Just try.
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hahaha
Redskins
hahahahah
Martellus FUCKIN’ Bennett!!! YEEEEEEEE HAAAAAWWWWWWWWWW!
Can we get a post dedicated to the new God of Cleveland football tomorrow?
Oh and fuck the green peacock in the ass with a crowbar.
Waiting for Romo to carry the entire 53 man roster on his back to a win over the Warrshington Foreskins. WHOO HOOO! OK, I’m a little drunk so excuse my excitement. At least the game is close.
That guy’s had one too many Lean Pockets.
FUCK MY BOY ROMO IS SHITTING THE BED
I benched Favre for you, you pinky-breaking sonovabitch. FUCK!
sounds like a lot of Cowboy fans are at the game
is the guy in the first picture a relative of drews?
Stanley Richard > LaRon Landry
That bleeding commercial disgusts me… I keep on imagining the woman being a Vikings fan during her time of the month
@TheRealThing –
It’s not “Mormon” white. If it were Mormon white, the towel would be hidden underneath some outer Redskins garb, for only your spouse(s) to see.
TO got fucking cartwheeled
The damned thing is white, not yellow or red or yellow and red. Plain, fucking Mormon white.
So the Skins fans are basically waving dish towels over their heads…
Those sunglasses are merely for holding and style points.
An authentic Colt Brennan jersey? REALLY? And then people have the audacity to bitch about Snyder being a terrible owner.
I really want to know who that first guy’s calling.
“KFC Delivery? Can ah get two buckets, Extry Crispy? Naw, naw, girl … no chicken, just the skin. Got anything crispier than Extry Crispy? Naw? Just that? Okee, better make it three buckets.”
/Fantasyjack
Roy E. Williams +5 or Santana Moss + Chris Cooley?
I hate when this shit comes down to the SUnday night game.
/End Fantasyjack