It’s Sundee Night Football Night in Warrrshington!
I’ve got my Rally Rag ready. No way those Terrible Towels gonna embarrass us this week! We’re gonna take it to these Cowgirls. ‘Skins can’t possibly win this game by any less than four scores. BLITZ THE PINKY! BLITZ THE PINKY! The way we got embarrassed in our last game was only ’cause we had a late bye week. No rested Redskins team woulda lost that one. Now we’re prepared for the stretch run.
COOOOOOOOOOOLLLLEEEEEEEEYYYYYYYY!
I’ll say realistic Redskins finish is 12-4. 13-3 if we just cut the shit and start Colt Brennan already. He’s the man of the people! We’d be playing a Sundee in February with him.
Bandwagon starts up again this week. DeAngelo Hall is just the dynasty-sparking aquisition we’ve been waiting for. No Portis means Shaun Alexander goes for 150 yards! Stock market rebounds on the strength of a Warrshington victory!
HAIL!
Tags: fat people, howard county's finest, picture of the guy sitting in front of me at the mnf game, xmas ape
November 16th, 2008 at 8:01 pm
/Fantasyjack
Roy E. Williams +5 or Santana Moss + Chris Cooley?
I hate when this shit comes down to the SUnday night game.
/End Fantasyjack
November 16th, 2008 at 8:03 pm
I really want to know who that first guy’s calling.
“KFC Delivery? Can ah get two buckets, Extry Crispy? Naw, naw, girl … no chicken, just the skin. Got anything crispier than Extry Crispy? Naw? Just that? Okee, better make it three buckets.”
November 16th, 2008 at 8:20 pm
An authentic Colt Brennan jersey? REALLY? And then people have the audacity to bitch about Snyder being a terrible owner.
November 16th, 2008 at 8:21 pm
Those sunglasses are merely for holding and style points.
November 16th, 2008 at 8:21 pm
The damned thing is white, not yellow or red or yellow and red. Plain, fucking Mormon white.
So the Skins fans are basically waving dish towels over their heads…
November 16th, 2008 at 8:43 pm
TO got fucking cartwheeled
November 16th, 2008 at 8:56 pm
@TheRealThing –
It’s not “Mormon” white. If it were Mormon white, the towel would be hidden underneath some outer Redskins garb, for only your spouse(s) to see.
November 16th, 2008 at 9:04 pm
That bleeding commercial disgusts me… I keep on imagining the woman being a Vikings fan during her time of the month
November 16th, 2008 at 9:36 pm
Stanley Richard > LaRon Landry
November 16th, 2008 at 10:01 pm
is the guy in the first picture a relative of drews?
November 16th, 2008 at 10:07 pm
sounds like a lot of Cowboy fans are at the game
November 16th, 2008 at 10:18 pm
FUCK MY BOY ROMO IS SHITTING THE BED
I benched Favre for you, you pinky-breaking sonovabitch. FUCK!
November 16th, 2008 at 10:21 pm
That guy’s had one too many Lean Pockets.
November 16th, 2008 at 10:21 pm
Waiting for Romo to carry the entire 53 man roster on his back to a win over the Warrshington Foreskins. WHOO HOOO! OK, I’m a little drunk so excuse my excitement. At least the game is close.
November 16th, 2008 at 10:22 pm
Oh and fuck the green peacock in the ass with a crowbar.
November 16th, 2008 at 10:26 pm
Can we get a post dedicated to the new God of Cleveland football tomorrow?
November 16th, 2008 at 10:39 pm
Martellus FUCKIN’ Bennett!!! YEEEEEEEE HAAAAAWWWWWWWWWW!
November 16th, 2008 at 10:39 pm
hahaha
Redskins
hahahahah
November 16th, 2008 at 10:40 pm
…..
November 16th, 2008 at 10:51 pm
Please Jason Campbell, kill me more dead. Just try.
November 16th, 2008 at 10:51 pm
ZOMG T-NEW!!111!!!1
November 16th, 2008 at 10:57 pm
Ha Maj left the game already? Oh wait, he’s still in California suckin’ smoke. Has he turned the Tee Vee off yet?
November 16th, 2008 at 11:01 pm
MBIII !! Yep!
November 16th, 2008 at 11:02 pm
Barber’s a goddamned beast.
November 16th, 2008 at 11:19 pm
You are absolutely right Brother Mouzone. Without question.
November 16th, 2008 at 11:29 pm
That’s game, Hendrix!
Barber > You and everything you’ve ever cared about.
November 16th, 2008 at 11:46 pm
Here are three things you might not have known:
1. Dallas is way better than us.
2. My knee hurts.
3. I’m gay for Jim Zorn.
November 17th, 2008 at 12:02 am
WHY WON’T YOU FUCKING DIE ALREADY COWBOYS? Haven’t you burdened us enough with your monday to saturday drama and your inadequate performances on the field even though you’re fielding 13 former pro bowlers? Jesus, will you not stop this for the good of football?
November 17th, 2008 at 12:28 am
COLT BRENNAN/SHAUN ALEXENDAR FOR PREZ 2008!!!!
/redskins fans
//actual redskin fan who just wants to die
November 17th, 2008 at 12:34 am
Waving white towels? That’s supposed to inspire fear? Next they’ll switch to brown pants …
November 17th, 2008 at 5:35 am
Waving white towels? That’s supposed to inspire fear?
Hey, it worked for the French during 1940’s famed Operation: Surrender Monkey.
November 17th, 2008 at 6:32 am
That’s some photoshop action on a picture of Drew. I need to get that feature uploaded since it has the ability to accurately depict years added to someone’s life. What did you guys input +7 years?
November 17th, 2008 at 8:34 am
+1 for Howard County’s finest tag
November 17th, 2008 at 9:55 am
@Stylist Mick: Kindly get fucked.
That is all.