It’s Like Jim Kelly Has Seen This All Before
Poor Bills. Poor, poor Bills. Mocked by fate, rejected by society. Cheered on by people who bring puppets to the stadium. This game was two and a half hours of unadulterated suck, punctuated by Braylon Edwards drops and Trent Edwards interceptions, until the teams rewarded the hardy souls daring (or foolish) enough to sit through that shitshow. Of course, we had to know the 15 sideline shots of Jim Kelly had to be leading up to something, and that something was a WIDE RIGHT! encore.
More troubling than the the guy who shaved sections of his torso for Bills paint? The Steelers fan wearing Bills horns next to him. For shame, displaced yinzer.
Nice signage, Bills fan. Too bad the Brownie fan can point to the big sign that’s called the scoreboard.
What a truly heinously inaccurate likeness of a Bills fan that puppet is. He’s nowhere nearly overweight and unhappy enough.
STOP PLAYING INTO BERMAN’S CLAMMY HANDS, BILLS FANS!
Tags: kellyface, King Friday has no jurisdiction over Bills puppet, mnf recap, xmas ape
November 18th, 2008 at 12:27 am
i cant wait till god explains the bills loss this week.
masturbating again?
November 18th, 2008 at 12:32 am
More troubling than the the guy who shaved sections of his torso for Bills paint?
The fact he shaved for ESPN.
November 18th, 2008 at 12:49 am
When they first showed the dude with the shaved chest, it was a closeup of his face… I, seriously, wondered why the hell they were showing Kerry Collins.
November 18th, 2008 at 1:39 am
Seriously – what is Dick Jauron’s thought process on that last drive?
I didn’t think it was possible to be outcoached by Romeo Crennel, but darned if Jauron didn’t pull it off.
November 18th, 2008 at 2:27 am
Oh, Jim Kelly, you lead a sad, sad existence. I pity you, and I just saw my beloved Bears get a little bit of the old ultraviolence.
I was just thinking of next week’s Monday Nighter. It’s the Packers @ Saints. Then I realized the announcers. Then I realized Favre. Fuck.
November 18th, 2008 at 2:49 am
Shitforbrains Kornheiser quote of the night: “He looks more like a long-distance runner than a head coach.” (regarding Dick Jauron)
Really? How does this come even remotely close to making sense? Or have anything to do with what’s going in? God damnit. I hope his wife gets anally raped by Crennel (if it was possible for him to have sex).
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November 18th, 2008 at 8:07 am
Same old sorry-ass Bills.
Suck it, you fucking losers.
November 18th, 2008 at 8:13 am
Fell asleep at the end. Woke up to see the wide right and the Jim Kelly laserface. It looked like he wanted to burn a hole into Jauron’s brain with that stare. Jeez.
November 18th, 2008 at 8:22 am
I’d love to motherfuck Jauron all day for the loss, but 4 turnovers is fucking brutal. The Bills were lucky to even have a chance to win that game.
November 18th, 2008 at 8:24 am
“I didn’t think it was possible to be outcoached by Romeo Crennel, but darned if Jauron didn’t pull it off.”
Woah, Woah, Woah. Don’t give tubby so much credit.
How about. “I didn’t think it was possible to drop a bigger pile of steamy sloppy Kornheiser infused shit on a football field than Romeo Crennel, but darned if Jauron didn’t pull it off”
November 18th, 2008 at 8:40 am
suzy looked damn hot
November 18th, 2008 at 9:05 am
Suzy is better in bed than Erin Andrews
November 18th, 2008 at 9:26 am
When are they going to start a Suzy cam? At least when the game is turning 7 different shades of suck, I can at least watch her. Even Suzy wrapped up like an eskimo is more fun to watch than that festival of turds.
November 18th, 2008 at 9:28 am
“suzy looked damn hot”
I believe you are right with that assessment
“Suzy is better in bed than Erin Andrews”
Well we know that Suzy’s parts work properly. No confirmation on EA as of this posting.
November 18th, 2008 at 9:36 am
Donovan McNabb didn’t realize that games could be won or lost on missed field goals.
[remembers Sunday, drinks paint thinner]
November 18th, 2008 at 9:52 am
looked like JP Loseman was playing that game
November 18th, 2008 at 10:01 am
I still remember reading the SI for Kids issue with the Scott Norwood comic in the back. Like, ‘the worst day of my life’ or some shit. Must suck to be a bills fan.
November 18th, 2008 at 10:19 am
This game caused me to flip over to Intervention and watch some chick that was addicted to huffing computer duster. As fucked up as her life was, she seemed much happier than a typical Bills fan.
November 18th, 2008 at 10:31 am
Tim Russert must be rolling in his grave…
November 18th, 2008 at 10:39 am
Well we know that Suzy’s parts work properly. No confirmation on EA as of this posting.
Tebow will get right on that.
November 18th, 2008 at 10:43 am
@dhsc, funny I actually started huffing computer duster after the game.
November 18th, 2008 at 10:58 am
You know Brady Quinn was tearing it up in Allentown after the game.
November 18th, 2008 at 11:47 am
Pretty much standard fare for us Bills fans. If Lindell made that kick, what are the chances Kornheiser goes all Favrian about what a gutsy job by Edwards to shake off a horrible game and march his team downfield for a game winning drive? FUCK!
November 18th, 2008 at 12:03 pm
Suzy is actually looking hotter since she had the baby. Kinda maternal like.
November 18th, 2008 at 12:55 pm
Enjoy the curse Bills curse Toronto. Leafs & Bills in the same city in the near future. Loving the Schadenfreude & cannot wait to see them blow more leads in Toronto than Elton John at a gay bonspiel
November 18th, 2008 at 1:14 pm
those people with the “circle the wagons” sign should be castrated.. christ that’s nearly as bad as nfc norris and new york football giants.
*vomits
November 18th, 2008 at 2:09 pm
Am I the only one glad Suzy doesn’t use the Dyke cut anymore (I.E.–top banner)
November 18th, 2008 at 3:03 pm
Why is that one “staph infection” Browns fan wearing a traffic pylon on his head?
November 18th, 2008 at 9:17 pm
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November 19th, 2008 at 12:45 am
Saddest fans ever.
November 19th, 2008 at 9:54 am
@BEDB: Saddest as in pathetic, or as in melancholy?