Comments on: Is the Sex Cannon Developing a Neck Beard of His Own?

By: Dan From Chicago

Dan From Chicago — Tue, 04 Nov 2008 03:34:14 +0000

Flavor Saver?

By: Kyle Orton's out of work mach3

Kyle Orton's out of work mach3 — Tue, 04 Nov 2008 03:02:17 +0000

9 months from now the greater chicago metropolitan area will see a rapid spike in births due to the 20% of the female viewers and spectators at Soldier Field becoming pregnant when Rex spiked that touchdown.

By: Alan Parsons Project

Alan Parsons Project — Mon, 03 Nov 2008 20:01:13 +0000

All I know is that all the sweet, 19-year-old ass that resides in the Chicagoland area is stoked that the sex cannon is making his return to the gridiron. It has been brutal going to bars for the last year with every pussy drier than the Sahara desert since Lovie benched the sexiest man on the planet. But watching the original cumslinger go 9 for 19 for 58 yards was like dropping a KY bomb on the entire city. For the next 2-4 weeks, the sex shall flow like milk and honey now that the ambrosia that is sexy rexy’s right arm hurls 60-yard bombs into triple coverage. God Bless You Sexy!

By: TurleyGirlie

TurleyGirlie — Mon, 03 Nov 2008 15:48:25 +0000

True story: my three year old saw that exact screen shot yesterday and said, “Why is there is hair on his neck?” He appeared to be disgusted…as well he should.

By: tim

tim — Mon, 03 Nov 2008 15:19:15 +0000

Fuck it, he’s growing it downfield.

By: The Lazer

The Lazer — Mon, 03 Nov 2008 12:25:09 +0000

The increase of testosterone due to the backlog of seminal fluid (finally released by yesterday’s throwgasms) has led to increased hair growth in Mr. Sex Cannon. Either that, or the Chi Omega hose on the gainsville campus has developed another symptom.

By: Greg Olsen is making me sexist

Greg Olsen is making me sexist — Mon, 03 Nov 2008 07:40:36 +0000

I spoke with Rex the other day, he stated that he hates it when bitches are kissing his neck area so he grew it. Apparently, it keeps only a small percentage away, but it does help.

By: Otto Man

Otto Man — Mon, 03 Nov 2008 03:17:34 +0000

A little penicillin will clear that right up.

By: MorelOrelHershiser

MorelOrelHershiser — Mon, 03 Nov 2008 03:12:37 +0000

The Clowning has begun!

By: foxxy brown

foxxy brown — Mon, 03 Nov 2008 03:09:36 +0000

that beard is goin’ deep. deep down the neck that is.

and, i respectfully disagree. nothing is more ridiculous than the soul patch.