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Is the Sex Cannon Developing a Neck Beard of His Own?

Is this like Snake’s hair on The Simpsons? Or does the neck beard know to transfer itself to whoever the starting quarterback is? No matter what, it’s a little eerie.

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15 Responses to “Is the Sex Cannon Developing a Neck Beard of His Own?”

  1. Cowbell204 Says:
    November 2nd, 2008 at 9:12 pm

    Sex beard?

  2. Leigh Says:
    November 2nd, 2008 at 9:14 pm

    Maybe it’s some sort of rash from all those naked sorority girls sitting on his neck.

  3. bobby steels Says:
    November 2nd, 2008 at 9:38 pm

    The neckbeard’s like the Venom suit, moving from host to host.

  4. StuScottBooyahs Says:
    November 2nd, 2008 at 9:53 pm

    And here everyone was worried about bird flu being the next epidemic

  5. Vince Young Sausage Says:
    November 2nd, 2008 at 9:55 pm

    Does he have any facial hair other than the neck beard? The cheeks look smooth as a baby’s nipple.

    (God I hope this isn’t some sort of new pro athlete stupid facial hair thing where the face is shaven smooooth except for a neck beard. Worst facial hair idea since the sole patch.)

  6. foxxy brown Says:
    November 2nd, 2008 at 11:09 pm

    that beard is goin’ deep. deep down the neck that is.

    and, i respectfully disagree. nothing is more ridiculous than the soul patch.

  7. MorelOrelHershiser Says:
    November 2nd, 2008 at 11:12 pm

    The Clowning has begun!

  8. Otto Man Says:
    November 2nd, 2008 at 11:17 pm

    A little penicillin will clear that right up.

  9. Greg Olsen is making me sexist Says:
    November 3rd, 2008 at 3:40 am

    I spoke with Rex the other day, he stated that he hates it when bitches are kissing his neck area so he grew it. Apparently, it keeps only a small percentage away, but it does help.

  10. The Lazer Says:
    November 3rd, 2008 at 8:25 am

    The increase of testosterone due to the backlog of seminal fluid (finally released by yesterday’s throwgasms) has led to increased hair growth in Mr. Sex Cannon. Either that, or the Chi Omega hose on the gainsville campus has developed another symptom.

  11. tim Says:
    November 3rd, 2008 at 11:19 am

    Fuck it, he’s growing it downfield.

  12. TurleyGirlie Says:
    November 3rd, 2008 at 11:48 am

    True story: my three year old saw that exact screen shot yesterday and said, “Why is there is hair on his neck?” He appeared to be disgusted…as well he should.

  13. Alan Parsons Project Says:
    November 3rd, 2008 at 4:01 pm

    All I know is that all the sweet, 19-year-old ass that resides in the Chicagoland area is stoked that the sex cannon is making his return to the gridiron. It has been brutal going to bars for the last year with every pussy drier than the Sahara desert since Lovie benched the sexiest man on the planet. But watching the original cumslinger go 9 for 19 for 58 yards was like dropping a KY bomb on the entire city. For the next 2-4 weeks, the sex shall flow like milk and honey now that the ambrosia that is sexy rexy’s right arm hurls 60-yard bombs into triple coverage. God Bless You Sexy!

  14. Kyle Orton's out of work mach3 Says:
    November 3rd, 2008 at 10:02 pm

    9 months from now the greater chicago metropolitan area will see a rapid spike in births due to the 20% of the female viewers and spectators at Soldier Field becoming pregnant when Rex spiked that touchdown.

  15. Dan From Chicago Says:
    November 3rd, 2008 at 10:34 pm

    Flavor Saver?

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