Is this like Snake’s hair on The Simpsons? Or does the neck beard know to transfer itself to whoever the starting quarterback is? No matter what, it’s a little eerie.
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Is this like Snake’s hair on The Simpsons? Or does the neck beard know to transfer itself to whoever the starting quarterback is? No matter what, it’s a little eerie.
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9 months from now the greater chicago metropolitan area will see a rapid spike in births due to the 20% of the female viewers and spectators at Soldier Field becoming pregnant when Rex spiked that touchdown.
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9 months from now the greater chicago metropolitan area will see a rapid spike in births due to the 20% of the female viewers and spectators at Soldier Field becoming pregnant when Rex spiked that touchdown.
All I know is that all the sweet, 19-year-old ass that resides in the Chicagoland area is stoked that the sex cannon is making his return to the gridiron. It has been brutal going to bars for the last year with every pussy drier than the Sahara desert since Lovie benched the sexiest man on the planet. But watching the original cumslinger go 9 for 19 for 58 yards was like dropping a KY bomb on the entire city. For the next 2-4 weeks, the sex shall flow like milk and honey now that the ambrosia that is sexy rexy’s right arm hurls 60-yard bombs into triple coverage. God Bless You Sexy!
True story: my three year old saw that exact screen shot yesterday and said, “Why is there is hair on his neck?” He appeared to be disgusted…as well he should.
Fuck it, he’s growing it downfield.
The increase of testosterone due to the backlog of seminal fluid (finally released by yesterday’s throwgasms) has led to increased hair growth in Mr. Sex Cannon. Either that, or the Chi Omega hose on the gainsville campus has developed another symptom.
I spoke with Rex the other day, he stated that he hates it when bitches are kissing his neck area so he grew it. Apparently, it keeps only a small percentage away, but it does help.
A little penicillin will clear that right up.
The Clowning has begun!
that beard is goin’ deep. deep down the neck that is.
and, i respectfully disagree. nothing is more ridiculous than the soul patch.
Does he have any facial hair other than the neck beard? The cheeks look smooth as a baby’s nipple.
(God I hope this isn’t some sort of new pro athlete stupid facial hair thing where the face is shaven smooooth except for a neck beard. Worst facial hair idea since the sole patch.)
And here everyone was worried about bird flu being the next epidemic
The neckbeard’s like the Venom suit, moving from host to host.
Maybe it’s some sort of rash from all those naked sorority girls sitting on his neck.
Sex beard?